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Old 07-08-2016, 15:02
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Only cos Grad wasn't here to milk you
More's the pity
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:02
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Not Derek Branning?

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Old 07-08-2016, 15:02
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:03
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Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:05
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Yeah, I hope it was Ray (Charles Venn) now there was a fittie!
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:05
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Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?
Who indeed!

Did Danny cop her in his Cungeon?
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:07
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Who indeed!

Did Danny cop her in his Cungeon?
I think I would've noticed, I was In there with Mrs Fanshaw. The cungeon is ruled out
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:09
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I think I would've noticed, I was In there with Mrs Fanshaw. The cungeon is ruled out
It's not Danny then!
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:10
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Maybe Zeus wooed KK with his Ross Barton-style beard?
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:11
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Attitude did mention seeing you buying the entire alcohol aisle in TESCOs



Oh, definitely! He's a Farmer, what do you expect



He was playing and pretending he had a hangover, he wasn't being serious



Basically...
* Me, Aaron and RMF had a discussion about 'Allo 'Allo - I've decided to try and watch it.
* Grad was upset that Attitude, who he has employed as his sex slave, left, and wanted a new one. Me and Zeus managed to get him to pick Ben, and they left to enjoy themselves...
* Foxy lost her Golden Sausage.
* Grad got on his knees for Aaron.
* Attitude continued to bully me.
* And some other stuff I've forgotten.

And the entire time, Ben still hasn't got that second round in!

EDIT: Oh, and Attitude accused ME of being the "worst on the thread".
* We discovered that KK is a man
* Danny accused me of opening multiple accounts to vote for Emmerdale! but he's just a sore loser because his teen trash Hollyoaks won F*** all!
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:11
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Maybe Zeus wooed KK with his Ross Barton-style beard?
Please, credit KK with some taste at the very least
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:12
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Who S****** KK?

Ruled Out
Danny
Me

Still on the list
Everyone else
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:13
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:13
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That sounds like a wild night. Thanks for the Danny, I can always count on you. So what happened to attitude? Where did he go?

Not sure if you've heard but last night I ended up in the disabled toilet with an FM who will remain unnamed.

Anyway, I am now

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Attitude got pissed and ran out of ways to pick on me so ended up collapsing onto *someone else's* bed in a drunken coma...

Aw congrats KK, care to tell us who the Daddy is?

BIB: I did no such thing! I was with Mrs Fanshaw having fun in the cungeon!
By Mrs Fanshaw do you mean KK? We all know Mrs Fanshaw is after JuicyJason, not you.

Also Danny, I asked everyone what they were having (drinks wise) and no one responded actually
I politely said Ribena, and you completely ignored me.

So Ben is tight fisted then? Always good for keeping a tight grip on things!
Ah he is, Grad can vouch for that. You need a tight fist to work them cows all day.
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:21
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Oh, this happened...

Just about to start watching How I met your mother
season 7 I am on, brilliant show.
I can tell you how I met your mother
And this...

Attitude has gone. He needs a replacement sex slave apparently
No. For once I'd rather be with MyCal
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:22
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We also made the decision to have Michelle Collins do a new Daz advert to sponsor Corrie.
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:25
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I forgot that Foxy
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:40
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[quote=RetroMusicFan;83481713]
STOP SHOUTING!!! OUR HEADS ARE BAD ENOUGH.

YOU'RE the one typing in capitals so it's you who's shouting not me

I don't know why though as I don't feel I've said anything wrong but sorry anyway!
I don't want to sound insensitive but if you had been on the deck of the Titanic warning about icebergs ahead there would have been no need to make any movies about it. 😪
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:43
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Oh!

I thought you were a lady.

Sorry bout that!
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:44
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[quote=James_Langan;83482486]

I don't want to sound insensitive but if you had been on the deck of the Titanic warning about icebergs ahead there would have been no need to make any movies about it. 😪
Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean!

Can you say it again in English?
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:48
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Oh!

I thought you were a lady.

Sorry bout that!
So did I until yesterday

Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean!

Can you say it again in English?
I'm confused too
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:50
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Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?
Antony Cotton escaped from the Cotton Corner of the Cungeon and Corned Korner in the Corner of the Disabled Toilets
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:51
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That sounds like a wild night. Thanks for the Danny, I can always count on you. So what happened to attitude? Where did he go?

Not sure if you've heard but last night I ended up in the disabled toilet with an FM who will remain unnamed.

Anyway, I am now

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Hey KK, I feel asleep about 1:45

Grad has his eyes on Ben and his milking techniques

Preggers?

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KK got knocked up in the Korner of the Kabin

Will the daddy be revealed at Christmas for maximum drama?

Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?
I bet it was you

We also made the decision to have Michelle Collins do a new Daz advert to sponsor Corrie.
'With new Daz, even the Queen of Beige can get her whites truly white'
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:54
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Hey KK, I feel asleep about 1:45

Grad has his eyes on Ben and his milking techniques
Left me alone with these perverts

Only because you left him. #Gratitude is the new Robron
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Old 07-08-2016, 15:55
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[quote=RetroMusicFan;83482517]

Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean!
I was kidding you about how our heads felt the slightest noise sounds like a brass band marching through the bedroom. Can you imagine the noise level on the Titanic with an iceberg bearing down on you. Sorry if I mislead you. That's the trouble with the forum awards ceremonies they serve bottles of liquor with no labels on them. 😊
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