Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Only cos Grad wasn't here to milk you
”
“Only cos Grad wasn't here to milk you
”
More's the pity
The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
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Spoiler
Yeah, I hope it was Ray (Charles Venn) now there was a fittie!
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?”
“Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?
”
Who indeed!
Did Danny cop her in his Cungeon?
Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“Who indeed!
Did Danny cop her in his Cungeon?”
“Who indeed!
Did Danny cop her in his Cungeon?”
I think I would've noticed, I was In there with Mrs Fanshaw. The cungeon is ruled out
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“I think I would've noticed, I was In there with Mrs Fanshaw. The cungeon is ruled out”
“I think I would've noticed, I was In there with Mrs Fanshaw. The cungeon is ruled out
”
It's not Danny then!
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Attitude did mention seeing you buying the entire alcohol aisle in TESCOs
Oh, definitely! He's a Farmer, what do you expect
He was playing and pretending he had a hangover, he wasn't being serious
Basically...
* Me, Aaron and RMF had a discussion about 'Allo 'Allo - I've decided to try and watch it.
* Grad was upset that Attitude, who he has employed as his sex slave, left, and wanted a new one. Me and Zeus managed to get him to pick Ben, and they left to enjoy themselves...
* Foxy lost her Golden Sausage.
* Grad got on his knees for Aaron.
* Attitude continued to bully me.
* And some other stuff I've forgotten.
And the entire time, Ben still hasn't got that second round in!
EDIT: Oh, and Attitude accused ME of being the "worst on the thread".
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“Attitude did mention seeing you buying the entire alcohol aisle in TESCOs
Oh, definitely! He's a Farmer, what do you expect
He was playing and pretending he had a hangover, he wasn't being serious
Basically...
* Me, Aaron and RMF had a discussion about 'Allo 'Allo - I've decided to try and watch it.
* Grad was upset that Attitude, who he has employed as his sex slave, left, and wanted a new one. Me and Zeus managed to get him to pick Ben, and they left to enjoy themselves...
* Foxy lost her Golden Sausage.
* Grad got on his knees for Aaron.
* Attitude continued to bully me.
* And some other stuff I've forgotten.
And the entire time, Ben still hasn't got that second round in!
EDIT: Oh, and Attitude accused ME of being the "worst on the thread".
”
* We discovered that KK is a man
* Danny accused me of opening multiple accounts to vote for Emmerdale!
but he's just a sore loser because his teen trash Hollyoaks won F*** all!
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Maybe Zeus wooed KK with his Ross Barton-style beard?”
“Maybe Zeus wooed KK with his Ross Barton-style beard?
”
Please, credit KK with some taste at the very least
Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“That sounds like a wild night. Thanks for the Danny, I can always count on you. So what happened to attitude? Where did he go?
Not sure if you've heard but last night I ended up in the disabled toilet with an FM who will remain unnamed.
Anyway, I am now
”
“That sounds like a wild night. Thanks for the Danny, I can always count on you. So what happened to attitude? Where did he go?
Not sure if you've heard but last night I ended up in the disabled toilet with an FM who will remain unnamed.
Anyway, I am now
Spoiler
Attitude got pissed and ran out of ways to pick on me so ended up collapsing onto *someone else's* bed in a drunken coma...
Aw congrats KK, care to tell us who the Daddy is?
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“BIB: I did no such thing! I was with Mrs Fanshaw having fun in the cungeon!”
“BIB: I did no such thing!
I was with Mrs Fanshaw having fun in the cungeon!”
By Mrs Fanshaw do you mean KK?
We all know Mrs Fanshaw is after JuicyJason, not you.
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“Also Danny, I asked everyone what they were having (drinks wise) and no one responded actually”
“Also Danny, I asked everyone what they were having (drinks wise) and no one responded actually”
I politely said Ribena, and you completely ignored me.
Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“So Ben is tight fisted then? Always good for keeping a tight grip on things!”
“So Ben is tight fisted then? Always good for keeping a tight grip on things!”
Ah he is, Grad can vouch for that. You need a tight fist to work them cows all day.
Oh, this happened...
And this...
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Just about to start watching How I met your mother
season 7 I am on, brilliant show.”
“Just about to start watching How I met your mother
season 7 I am on, brilliant show.”
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I can tell you how I met your mother ”
“I can tell you how I met your mother
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Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Oh Danny”
“Oh Danny
”
And this...
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Attitude has gone. He needs a replacement sex slave apparently”
“Attitude has gone. He needs a replacement sex slave apparently
”
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“You're free, right?”
“You're free, right?
”
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“No. For once I'd rather be with MyCal”
“No. For once I'd rather be with MyCal
”
[quote=RetroMusicFan;83481713]
I don't want to sound insensitive but if you had been on the deck of the Titanic warning about icebergs ahead there would have been no need to make any movies about it. 😪
Originally Posted by James_Langan:
“STOP SHOUTING!!! OUR HEADS ARE BAD ENOUGH.
YOU'RE the one typing in capitals so it's you who's shouting not me
I don't know why though as I don't feel I've said anything wrong but sorry anyway!”
“STOP SHOUTING!!! OUR HEADS ARE BAD ENOUGH.
YOU'RE the one typing in capitals so it's you who's shouting not me
I don't know why though as I don't feel I've said anything wrong but sorry anyway!
”
I don't want to sound insensitive but if you had been on the deck of the Titanic warning about icebergs ahead there would have been no need to make any movies about it. 😪
Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“I am male and pregnant.”
“I am male and pregnant.”
Oh!
I thought you were a lady.
Sorry bout that!
[quote=James_Langan;83482486]
Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean!
Can you say it again in English?
Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“
I don't want to sound insensitive but if you had been on the deck of the Titanic warning about icebergs ahead there would have been no need to make any movies about it. 😪”
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I don't want to sound insensitive but if you had been on the deck of the Titanic warning about icebergs ahead there would have been no need to make any movies about it. 😪”
Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean!
Can you say it again in English?
Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“Oh!
I thought you were a lady.
Sorry bout that!”
“Oh!
I thought you were a lady.
Sorry bout that!”
So did I until yesterday
Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean!
Can you say it again in English?”
“Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean!
Can you say it again in English?”
I'm confused too
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?”
“Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?
”
Antony Cotton escaped from the Cotton Corner of the Cungeon and Corned Korner in the Corner of the Disabled Toilets
Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“That sounds like a wild night. Thanks for the Danny, I can always count on you. So what happened to attitude? Where did he go?
Not sure if you've heard but last night I ended up in the disabled toilet with an FM who will remain unnamed.
Anyway, I am now
”
“That sounds like a wild night. Thanks for the Danny, I can always count on you. So what happened to attitude? Where did he go?
Not sure if you've heard but last night I ended up in the disabled toilet with an FM who will remain unnamed.
Anyway, I am now
Spoiler
Hey KK, I feel asleep about 1:45
Grad has his eyes on Ben and his milking techniques
Preggers?
Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
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Spoiler
KK got knocked up in the Korner of the Kabin
Will the daddy be revealed at Christmas for maximum drama?
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?”
“Who Cornered Korner in the Bogs?
”
I bet it was you
Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“We also made the decision to have Michelle Collins do a new Daz advert to sponsor Corrie.”
“We also made the decision to have Michelle Collins do a new Daz advert to sponsor Corrie.
”
'With new Daz, even the Queen of Beige can get her whites truly white'
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Hey KK, I feel asleep about 1:45
Grad has his eyes on Ben and his milking techniques”
“Hey KK, I feel asleep about 1:45
Grad has his eyes on Ben and his milking techniques
”
Left me alone with these perverts
Only because you left him. #Gratitude is the new Robron
[quote=RetroMusicFan;83482517]
I was kidding you about how our heads felt the slightest noise sounds like a brass band marching through the bedroom. Can you imagine the noise level on the Titanic with an iceberg bearing down on you. Sorry if I mislead you. That's the trouble with the forum awards ceremonies they serve bottles of liquor with no labels on them. 😊
Originally Posted by James_Langan:
“
Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean!”
“
Sorry, I'm afraid I don't understand what you mean!
”
I was kidding you about how our heads felt the slightest noise sounds like a brass band marching through the bedroom. Can you imagine the noise level on the Titanic with an iceberg bearing down on you. Sorry if I mislead you. That's the trouble with the forum awards ceremonies they serve bottles of liquor with no labels on them. 😊
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