Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“That's because I have a soft head
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“That's because I have a soft head
”
The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by Ben96:
“attitude, where were you on the night?”
“attitude, where were you on the night?”
I was at Tescos, but had to hide in the disabled toilets because the senior manager kept flashing at me. The light in the toilets didn't work, but I hid in there before sneaking out through the fire exit and went to a club, got more drunk and stayed at someone's house.
So it wasn't me who got KK knocked up.
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“I was at Tescos, but had to hide in the disabled toilets because the senior manager kept flashing at me. The light in the toilets didn't work, but I hid in there before sneaking out through the fire exit and went to a club, got more drunk and stayed at someone's house.
So it wasn't me who got KK knocked up.”
“I was at Tescos, but had to hide in the disabled toilets because the senior manager kept flashing at me. The light in the toilets didn't work, but I hid in there before sneaking out through the fire exit and went to a club, got more drunk and stayed at someone's house.
So it wasn't me who got KK knocked up.
”
BIB: We're not ruling anyone out yet, you could be lying
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“BIB: We're not ruling anyone out yet, you could be lying”
“BIB: We're not ruling anyone out yet, you could be lying
”
He is lying he was with Danny, trying to get him to be honest to himself about who he is.
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“I was at Tescos, but had to hide in the disabled toilets because the senior manager kept flashing at me. The light in the toilets didn't work, but I hid in there before sneaking out through the fire exit and went to a club, got more drunk and stayed at someone's house.
So it wasn't me who got KK knocked up.”
“I was at Tescos, but had to hide in the disabled toilets because the senior manager kept flashing at me. The light in the toilets didn't work, but I hid in there before sneaking out through the fire exit and went to a club, got more drunk and stayed at someone's house.
So it wasn't me who got KK knocked up.
”
BIB - Grad??
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“He is lying he was with Danny, trying to get him to be honest to himself about who he is.”
“He is lying he was with Danny, trying to get him to be honest to himself about who he is.
”
He was not, I have my alibi!
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“He is lying he was with Danny, trying to get him to be honest to himself about who he is.”
“He is lying he was with Danny, trying to get him to be honest to himself about who he is.
”
and stop trying to turn it on others due to his denial
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“BIB: We're not ruling anyone out yet, you could be lying”
“BIB: We're not ruling anyone out yet, you could be lying
”
Yes PC FarmerBen
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“He is lying he was with Danny, trying to get him to be honest to himself about who he is.”
“He is lying he was with Danny, trying to get him to be honest to himself about who he is.”
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“BIB - Grad??”
“BIB - Grad??
”
No, not him, I did see him but it was earlier on in the night, he was chasing after me in Tesco with the flashing manager
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“Btw guys everything you say is going in the story!”
“Btw guys everything you say is going in the story!
”
You could do a flashback to reveal the culprit
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You could do a flashback to reveal the culprit”
“You could do a flashback to reveal the culprit
”
You just want to read the scene where he gets pregnant don't you you pervert
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“You just want to read the scene where she gets pregnant don't you you pervert”
“You just want to read the scene where she gets pregnant don't you you pervert
”
Pot calling the kettle black regarding pervert
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“Btw guys everything you say is going in the story!”
“Btw guys everything you say is going in the story!
”
Are you writing it all down?
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“No, not him, I did see him but it was earlier on in the night, he was chasing after me in Tesco with the flashing manager”
“No, not him, I did see him but it was earlier on in the night, he was chasing after me in Tesco with the flashing manager
”
I was in the pub last night (which is incidentally near my local Tescos
)
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Are you a suspect RMF? ”
“Are you a suspect RMF?
”
I'm afraid not as I don't have the right equipment!
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Care to explain?
”
“Care to explain?
”
Not really
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I was in the pub last night (which is incidentally near my local Tescos)”
“I was in the pub last night (which is incidentally near my local Tescos
)”
Well you and that flashing manager were making eyes so I managed to sneak out of the store
Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“I'm afraid not as I don't have the right equipment!”
“I'm afraid not as I don't have the right equipment!”
You like a good truncheon
Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“I'm afraid not as I don't have the right equipment!”
“I'm afraid not as I don't have the right equipment!”
KK is pregnant and he's a man, anything is possible
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“KK is pregnant and he's a man, anything is possible”
“KK is pregnant and he's a man, anything is possible
”
We can break the rules of nature
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Not really
Well you and that flashing manager were making eyes so I managed to sneak out of the store
You like a good truncheon”
“Not really
Well you and that flashing manager were making eyes so I managed to sneak out of the store
You like a good truncheon
”
I do that!
Herr Flick has a magnificent truncheon and he arrested me last night so that he could show it to me to see if I approved, I said yes and he spent the rest of the night interrogating me!
Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“I do that!
Herr Flick has a magnificent truncheon and he arrested me last night so that he could show it to me to see if I approved, I said yes and he spent the rest of the night interrogating me!”
“I do that!
Herr Flick has a magnificent truncheon and he arrested me last night so that he could show it to me to see if I approved, I said yes and he spent the rest of the night interrogating me!”
What did you do this time?
So that's your alibi for not knocking up KK?
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“It's not everday someone gets knocked up after an awards ceremony
DJ is gonna have to supply condoms on the tables next year!”
“It's not everday someone gets knocked up after an awards ceremony
DJ is gonna have to supply condoms on the tables next year!”
Durex is sponsoring next year's awards. They come in many different flavours.
This was inevitable once Henry the cat presumed Linda Carter was taken from behind.
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“BTW Danny, just now on chatzy I pressed enter too quickly, I mean to say "Who's the DS Daddy to KK's baby"?”
“BTW Danny, just now on chatzy I pressed enter too quickly, I mean to say "Who's the DS Daddy to KK's baby"?”
Who got KK up the duff duff?
I was presenting Master Debater of the Year at the time. KitKat pulled out her rampant rabbit and showed us how it works. KK had a sniff and ran to the bogs to vomit. They were all engaged so he entered the disabled toilet. As he was spitting in the toilet, the door closed behind him. Who was standing there but....*loses connection*
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