The soap section through the night thread

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xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“I do that!

Herr Flick has a magnificent truncheon and he arrested me last night so that he could show it to me to see if I approved, I said yes and he spent the rest of the night interrogating me!”

Anyone struggling to work out how innocent this comment is?

soap-lea

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I was in the pub last night (which is incidentally near my local Tescos )”

my local pub is now tescos

soap-lea

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Ben96:
“KK is pregnant and he's a man, anything is possible ”

yes but as far as KK is concerned he was a woman up till yesterday according to this thread

RetroMusicFan

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“What did you do this time?

So that's your alibi for not knocking up KK? ”

I nicked his best knickers.

This is my alibi for not showing up at the after party.

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by dullagj2:
“Durex is sponsoring next year's awards. They come in many different flavours.

This was inevitable once Henry the cat presumed Linda Carter was taken from behind.

Who got KK up the duff duff?

I was presenting Master Debater of the Year at the time. KitKat pulled out her rampant rabbit and showed us how it works. KK had a sniff and ran to the bogs to vomit. They were all engaged so he entered the disabled toilet. As he was spitting in the toilet, the door closed behind him. Who was standing there but....*loses connection*”

How do we know it wasn't Dullag3 presenting the award, whilst you were showing Henry the Cat how easy it is get someone pregnant from behind

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“yes but as far as KK is concerned he was a woman up till yesterday according to this thread ”

We don't talk about that Lea

Ben96

07-08-2016

I've just read your pm reply, thanks

I'm planning this privately with a few other forum members and I can tease there will be some HUGE Twists throughout the series, It's going to be brilliant

TheGraduate2012

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Well you and that flashing manager were making eyes so I managed to sneak out of the store ”

You skipped out the door, exclaiming, 'Please don't follow me'

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by dullagj2:
“Durex is sponsoring next year's awards. They come in many different flavours.

This was inevitable once Henry the cat presumed Linda Carter was taken from behind.

Who got KK up the duff duff?

I was presenting Master Debater of the Year at the time. KitKat pulled out her rampant rabbit and showed us how it works. KK had a sniff and ran to the bogs to vomit. They were all engaged so he entered the disabled toilet. As he was spitting in the toilet, the door closed behind him. Who was standing there but....*loses connection*”

Perhaps Durex could create a prize to give to each winner of an award

BIB: That's an excellent title!

There is totally a duff duff at the end of your alibi, it suits it the most

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“my local pub is now tescos ”

Another one who's local Tescos is a pub

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“You skipped out the door, exclaiming, 'Please don't follow me' ”

I thought I shouted an obscenity that made you get the message?

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Seeing Gemma Atkinson in a Paramedic outfit (Casualty Season 29 now

) has made me realise how hot she actually is

TheGraduate2012

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“my local pub is now tescos ”

Next to your GUM clinic, right?

TheGraduate2012

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“I thought I shouted an obscenity that made you get the message? ”

Yet it only encouraged me more

RetroMusicFan

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Anyone struggling to work out how innocent this comment is? ”

Sorry! I forget that you're not too familiar with the character or the show.

If you watch the show you will see that Herr Flick is far from innocent as he loves ladies' underwear (on Helga and on himself) and loves a good interrogation.

soap-lea

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Seeing Gemma Atkinson in a Paramedic outfit (Casualty Season 29 now ) has made me realise how hot she actually is ”

she has always been hot

I am a straight female but even I see it

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Yet it only encouraged me more ”

Well it got you arrested so

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“Sorry! I forget that you're not too familiar with the character or the show.

If you watch the show you will see that Herr Flick is far from innocent as he loves ladies' underwear (on Helga and on himself) and loves a good interrogation.”

No I mean about you mentioning him showing you his truncheon then spending the night interrogating you

Ben96

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Seeing Gemma Atkinson in a Paramedic outfit (Casualty Season 29 now ) has made me realise how hot she actually is ”

told you

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Ben96:
“told you ”

I've always thought she was hot, but she's even better in a tight Paramedic outfit

TheGraduate2012

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Well it got you arrested so ”

Slippery minx

Zeus89

07-08-2016

Some idiot in london has stuck his head out of a train window and had it cut off, the Daily mail has described it as "an ambulance crew was called to the scene after an report of a serious head injury"

No shit it's serious he has no ****ing head!!

RetroMusicFan

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“No I mean about you mentioning him showing you his truncheon then spending the night interrogating you ”

I can safely assure you if one is arrested by Herr Flick he is not messing about, interrogation is a serious business in his eyes and he's always more than willing to get his truncheon out!

Foxster Hotpot

07-08-2016

Hola late nighters!!!!!!

Coming on a bit later tonight as I've been to see family for dinner tonight

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Slippery minx ”

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Some idiot in london has stuck his head out of a train window and had it cut off, the Daily mail has described it as "an ambulance crew was called to the scene after an report of a serious head injury"

No shit it's serious he has no ****ing head!!”

Did you read about that on General Discussion? Saw it on there and it's actually quite disturbing. Imagine being on a train then seeing someone being hit head on by a train?

Still, it beats lasts nights offerings in GD. Went on there and the first thread was 'Do Lesbians lose their vignity?'

Zeus89

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“

Did you read about that on General Discussion? Saw it on there and it's actually quite disturbing. Imagine being on a train then seeing someone being hit head on by a train?

Still, it beats lasts nights offerings in GD. Went on there and the first thread was 'Do Lesbians lose their vignity?' ”

No I have the daily mail app, yes it's very disturbing, there was a kid who saw it.

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