The soap section through the night thread

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Foxster Hotpot

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by dullagj2:
“Durex is sponsoring next year's awards. They come in many different flavours.

This was inevitable once Henry the cat presumed Linda Carter was taken from behind.

Who got KK up the duff duff?

I was presenting Master Debater of the Year at the time. KitKat pulled out her rampant rabbit and showed us how it works. KK had a sniff and ran to the bogs to vomit. They were all engaged so he entered the disabled toilet. As he was spitting in the toilet, the door closed behind him. Who was standing there but....*loses connection*”

I was late to the afterparty due to my bad wifi and missed the rampant rabbit demo so j guess that eliminates me

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“

Did you read about that on General Discussion? Saw it on there and it's actually quite disturbing. Imagine being on a train then seeing someone being hit head on by a train?

Still, it beats lasts nights offerings in GD. Went on there and the first thread was 'Do Lesbians lose their vignity?' ”

Speaking of lesbians, is anybody up to date on them because I've had a really serious question that's been bugging me for months!

dullagj2

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Ben96:
“:

I've just read your pm reply, thanks :

I'm planning this privately with a few other forum members and I can tease there will be some HUGE Twists throughout the series, It's going to be brilliant ”

I look forward to it. I'll be reading.

Huge, is that a reference to Retro's bazookas?

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Perhaps Durex could create a prize to give to each winner of an award

BIB: That's an excellent title! :

There is totally a duff duff at the end of your alibi, it suits it the most

Another one who's local Tescos is a pub ”

Thanks. Yeah KK still hasn't paid me for giving him an award. On that note either have you, Ben, Lea or Foxy?

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Seeing Gemma Atkinson in a Paramedic outfit (Casualty Season 29 now ) has made me realise how hot she actually is ”

A nude of her popped up on my Twitter feed the other day. Then something else popped up...

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“

I was late to the afterparty due to my bad wifi and missed the rampant rabbit demo so j guess that eliminates me”

No, there was still time after the awards...!

Ben96

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by dullagj2:
“I look forward to it. I'll be reading. Huge, is that a reference to Retro's bazookas?

A nude of her popped up on my Twitter feed the other day. Then something else popped up...”

:

2)

soap-lea

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by dullagj2:
“I look forward to it. I'll be reading. Huge, is that a reference to Retro's bazookas?

Thanks. Yeah KK still hasn't paid me for giving him an award. On that note either have you, Ben, Lea or Foxy?

A nude of her popped up on my Twitter feed the other day. Then something else popped up...”

I am not paying

Sulla changed some of his passes to votes for soap-lea so if a forum stalwart can vote me I no longer have to pay

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by dullagj2:
“A nude of her popped up on my Twitter feed the other day. Then something else popped up...”

That sounds like exactly what happened to me

KornerKabin

07-08-2016

Paying?

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“No I have the daily mail app, yes it's very disturbing, there was a kid who saw it.”

Thing is though, why did he do it in the first place?

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Speaking of lesbians, is anybody up to date on them because I've had a really serious question that's been bugging me for months! ”

Ask away

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“Paying? ”

KK, if you would care to return to the Chatzy (and you Ben!) there's some stuff on there for you

soap-lea

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“

I was late to the afterparty due to my bad wifi and missed the rampant rabbit demo so j guess that eliminates me”

or is that just an excuse cos you were busy in the disableds

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Speaking of lesbians, is anybody up to date on them because I've had a really serious question that's been bugging me for months! ”

ask away, I am not up on these things but am intrigued

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Ask away ”

Not 100% sure it's, erm... suitable... even for this thread

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Not 100% sure it's, erm... suitable... even for this thread ”

Are you actually asking this question?

KornerKabin

07-08-2016

I will be 'paying' for last night for the next 9 months and for the rest of my life

soap-lea

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Some idiot in london has stuck his head out of a train window and had it cut off, the Daily mail has described it as "an ambulance crew was called to the scene after an report of a serious head injury"

No shit it's serious he has no ****ing head!!”

saw that in the mail earlier

what a bloody idiot, poor passengers and people who had to see it

Aaron_Silver

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“I will be 'paying' for last night for the next 9 months and for the rest of my life

”

So cough who's the culprit??

KornerKabin

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“

So cough who's the culprit??”

I don't know. I've already explained that the cord for the light in the disabled loo was broken so it was pitch black in there ...

RetroMusicFan

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by dullagj2:
“I look forward to it. I'll be reading. Huge, is that a reference to Retro's bazookas?”

They're not as big as they used to be now that I have lost some weight.

Aaron_Silver

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“I don't know. I've already explained that the cord for the light in the disabled loo was broken so it was pitch black in there ... ”

Oh well, I'll not let on then

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

I'm going to Spoiler it in case anyone is a bit sensitive (why are they here!?

)

Spoiler

Foxster Hotpot

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“I will be 'paying' for last night for the next 9 months and for the rest of my life

”

It definitely wasn't Steve McDonald was it?

Aaron_Silver

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I'm going to Spoiler it in case anyone is a bit sensitive (why are they here!? )

Spoiler

So I've been wondering for a while, but it's been on my mind since Tina slept with Soph in EastEnders...

How do lesbians have one night stands? Do they carry around dildos/strap-ons/sex toys? Because Tina and Soph had sex in the barrel room, but did Tina have something in her pocket or did they just rub their *places* against each other?

”

Oh jeez, if you don't understand I'm not going to be the one to inform you

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“It definitely wasn't Steve McDonald was it?”

Or Jack Branning Super Sperminator?

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Oh jeez, if you don't understand I'm not going to be the one to inform you ”

Zeus89

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Thing is though, why did he do it in the first place?

Ask away

”

I have no clue, he must have been stupid, the kid who saw it though, might be scared for life

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“saw that in the mail earlier

what a bloody idiot, poor passengers and people who had to see it”

Agreed, a young kid saw it, I don't know why someone would do that.
The passengers would have been freaked out, especially the ones next to him.

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