The soap section through the night thread

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KornerKabin

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I'm going to Spoiler it in case anyone is a bit sensitive (why are they here!? )

Spoiler

So I've been wondering for a while, but it's been on my mind since Tina slept with Soph in EastEnders...

How do lesbians have one night stands? Do they carry around dildos/strap-ons/sex toys? Because Tina and Soph had sex in the barrel room, but did Tina have something in her pocket or did they just rub their *places* against each other?

”

Seriously, Danny? Seriously?

Aaron_Silver

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“It definitely wasn't Steve McDonald was it?”

Goad no, he couldn't impregnate a furry glove

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“I have no clue, he must have been stupid, the kid who saw it though, might be scared for life

Agreed, a young kid saw it, I don't know why someone would do that.
The passengers would have been freaked out, especially the ones next to him.”

Thing is though, has his head come off completely or has it just been badly damaged?

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“Seriously, Danny? Seriously?”

Attitude told me to ask away!

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Attitude told me to ask away! ”

Couldn't you have just googled it?

Foxster Hotpot

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Goad no, he couldn't impregnate a furry glove ”

Never being able to have children with his wives but consistently impregnating one night stands seems to be his entire story arc for the last decade or so, so it's worth asking

Zeus89

07-08-2016

Oh Danny

You have much to learn about the beauty which is lesbian sex

Watch some porn Danny thats all I can say

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Couldn't you have just googled it? ”

IDEK why I didn't think of that

xItzDannyx

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Oh Danny
You have much to learn about the beauty which is lesbian sex

Watch some porn Danny thats all I can say”

I know how they do it like that, I mean when they're out and about! How did Tina and Soph have sex in a barrel room with none of their *equipment* at their disposal?!

Foxster Hotpot

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Oh Danny
You have much to learn about the beauty which is lesbian sex

Watch some porn Danny thats all I can say”

To be fair I think "seeing things for yourself" would provide a clearer answer than any of us could

Zeus89

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Thing is though, has his head come off completely or has it just been badly damaged?”

His head came off

attitude99

07-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“His head came off”

Sh*t!

Zeus89

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Sh*t! ”

Yep and a kid saw it

attitude99

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Yep and a kid saw it”

Shocking! He must have been leaning quite far out of the window though, normally there is a little gap between the trains.

Zeus89

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Shocking! He must have been leaning quite far out of the window though, normally there is a little gap between the trains.”

Yes its the people around him i feel sorry for
Dailymail made me laugh when i read it,they were like we tried to save him.

How can you save him?
He has no head!

attitude99

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Yes its the people around him i feel sorry for
Dailymail made me laugh when i read it,they were like we tried to save him.

How can you save him?
He has no head!”

What about the driver of the train that took his head off? Can you imagine driving along and suddenly you have hit someone and beheaded them

Where did his head end up I wonder?

Zeus89

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“What about the driver of the train that took his head off? Can you imagine driving along and suddenly you have hit someone and beheaded them

Where did his head end up I wonder? ”

Croydon

Zeus89

08-08-2016

It must have been horrible for the driver of the train, but what an idiot for sticking his head that far out of a window when there is a train coming.

TheGraduate2012

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Croydon”

tut tut

attitude99

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Croydon”

for some reason I'm visualising his head being hit by the train and it is propelled high into the air like a home run.

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“It must have been horrible for the driver of the train, but what an idiot for sticking his head that far out of a window when there is a train coming.”

I wonder how they are bearing up, considering they saw the whole thing head on, and probably have blood on the windscreen.

Zeus89

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“ for some reason I'm visualising his head being hit by the train and it is propelled high into the air like a home run.
lol same

I wonder how they are bearing up, considering they saw the whole thing head on, and probably have blood on the windscreen. ”

The passangers would have got soaked in his blood, it would have been like a water fountain.

xItzDannyx

08-08-2016

Can we change the subject

attitude99

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“The passangers would have got soaked in his blood, it would have been like a water fountain.”

Yeah exactly, what if someone was sat on the same table as he was?

RetroMusicFan

08-08-2016

Night peeps!

Zeus89

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Yeah exactly, what if someone was sat on the same table as he was? ”

Yes that would have been bad

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