The soap section through the night thread

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xItzDannyx

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“If i get someone to film me so I can put it on youtube does that count?”

I hope you have a few spare pizza boxes lying around in your neighbours' bins like they did.

Zeus, you're scared of being stabbed on your estate as it is - is it wise to risk it naked?

Aaron_Silver

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I didn't see

I never said that

Well apparently you look like Ross Barton so I'd call Sorcha first

You can talk You turned my innocent comment un-innocent ”

Yes but I don't have to say anything rude or crass like you lot, I just let you lot fall into the trap, that's why I am still sweet and innocent and you lot most definitely are not

sw2963

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Apparently it might not be returning

They've switched the central heating back on ”

Oh dearie me. Remember you're an award winner!

Aaron_Silver

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by sw2963:
“Oh dearie me. Remember you're an award winner! ”

You will feed me the lines

xItzDannyx

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Yes but I don't have to say anything rude or crass like you lot, I just let you lot fall into the trap, that's why I am still sweet and innocent and you lot most definitely are not ”

That comment in the Theories thread was anything but 'sweet and innocent'!

Zeus89

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“

I hope you have a few spare pizza boxes lying around in your neighbours' bins like they did.

Zeus, you're scared of being stabbed on your estate as it is - is it wise to risk it naked? ”

But they might be scared of me, If i run at them Naked. They won't know how to handle a big weapon like me

Foxster Hotpot

08-08-2016

We all saw your behaviour at the afterparty the other night Aaron and I don't think it was too innocent

xItzDannyx

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“But they might be scared of me, If i run at them Naked. They won't know how to handle a little weapon like me”

It's probably smaller than their pen knife

Aaron_Silver

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“We all saw your behaviour at the afterparty the other night Aaron and I don't think it was too innocent ”

The fact you spent most of the night in a strange position inspecting Mick Carter's barrels, I'm surprised you noticed a thing

Zeus89

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“It's probably smaller than their pen knife ”

Put it this way there Pen knife would not stand a chance against a sword i have

Size does not matter Danny, It's how you make use of it

Aaron_Silver

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“But they might be scared of me, If i run at them Naked. They won't know how to handle a big weapon like me”

Is it "God-like"??

xItzDannyx

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Put it this way there Pen knife would not stand a chance against a sword i have
Size does not matter Danny, It's how you make use of it”

Is that what your Mum told you?

xItzDannyx

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Is it "God-like"?? ”

Don't encourage him

Foxster Hotpot

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“The fact you spent most of the night in a strange position inspecting Mick Carter's barrels, I'm surprised you noticed a thing ”

I had to stop because Sorcha caught us

Aaron_Silver

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“I had to stop because Sorcha caught us ”

You're lying, Max interrupted Sorcha in the foyer

Foxster Hotpot

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“You're lying, Max interrupted Sorcha in the foyer ”

Well it is a little hazy but somebody definitely interrupted us while Mick's barrel was leaking and they didn't seem very happy about it

Aaron_Silver

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“Well it is a little hazy but somebody definitely interrupted us while Mick's barrel was leaking and they didn't seem very happy about it ”

Yes I think it was a lot hazy for you because of course I am always perfectly behaved thanks

Zeus89

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Is it "God-like"?? ”

Of course, I have been told it moves mountains

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Is that what your Mum told you? ”

How did you know?

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Don't encourage him ”

Yes having a big cock makes Danny feel weird.
I guess we can't all be gifted

xItzDannyx

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Of course, I have been told it moves mountains

How did you know?

Yes having a big cock makes Danny feel weird.
I guess we can't all be gifted”

People usually say big is over 5", not your little 2inch warrior

Aaron_Silver

08-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Of course, I have been told it moves mountains ”

In that case prove it, A private viewing is acceptable, although of course Foxy is the secretary and will be required for any notes or stiffness of conversation

Zeus89

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“People usually say big is over 5", not your little 2inch warrior ”

Well i have beaten the 5inch by far

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“In that case prove it, I private viewing is acceptable, although of course Foxy is the secretary and will be required for any notes or stiffness of conversation ”

I'm sorry Aaron it is closed to the public, I have my eye (Dick) set on a very special lady.

And no Danny not special needed

Foxster Hotpot

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“In that case prove it, A private viewing is acceptable, although of course Foxy is the secretary and will be required for any notes or stiffness of conversation ”

I have a good eye for stiffness

xItzDannyx

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Well i have beaten the 5inch by far

I'm sorry Aaron it is closed to the public, I have my eye (Dick) set on a very special lady.

And no Danny not special needed”

Bullshit!

Give Aaron a wig and I'm sure he'll be your special lady.

BIB - Am I that obvious?

Zeus89

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Bullshit!

Give Aaron a wig and I'm sure he'll be your special lady.

BIB - Am I that obvious? ”

Will he become "Mother" out of psycho?
Yes Danny you are

Aaron_Silver

09-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“I have a good eye for stiffness ”

I feel it will take teamwork to sort these pretend str8's out Foxy

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