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Old 10-08-2016, 23:16
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I didn't have KK down as a Maria type


Do you have any job vacancies?
I could ask for you, but I fear you'll just drool at him
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:16
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Plot Twist

is it twins

And they've both got different fathers
Have you two been illegally accessing my medical records again?
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:16
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Oh my days.

I'd do it for a fiver ...
Have you always been cheap? 😉
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:16
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I could ask for you, but I fear you'll just drool at him
Get me a bib
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:17
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I video demonstration would be most welcomed....y'know....for Aaron....obviously
You can put it on your Christmas list but the chances of it happening are lower than the chances of Mrs Fanshaw actually showing Ben her silky secret. (That's really low )
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:17
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You can put it on your Christmas list but the changes of it happening are lower than the chances of Mrs Fanshaw actually showing Ben her silky secret. (That's really low )
Spoilsport I'd need a Fairy Godmother not Santa!
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:17
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I think I like your boss! 😁

Does he look even vaguely like anybody famous just so I can try a d comprehend and visualise the hotness your working under?
Try this that Grad kindly linked and it's similar

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Old 10-08-2016, 23:18
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I am in competition with Hilda to see how many lads who think they might be straight but really want us, and I've decided you're one of them
Darling I don't do competition I merely squat flies who think they might be my equal
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:19
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Try this that Grad kindly linked and it's similar
I think he meant his FACE!
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:19
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I am in competition with Hilda to see how many lads who think they might be straight but really want us, and I've decided you're one of them
So how many have you actually got so far?
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:19
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Try this that Grad kindly linked and it's similar
Your boss resembles Colton Haynes!!! 😱 😍
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:19
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Darling I don't do competition I merely squat flies who think they might be my equal
Squat on his face
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:20
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I'd like to watch Hilda and Aaron having a 'Squat Off'...
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:20
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Have you two been illegally accessing my medical records again?
I'm just psychic

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Old 10-08-2016, 23:21
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So how many have you actually got so far?
just the one so far Danny
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:21
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I'd like to watch Hilda and Aaron having a 'Squat Off'...
I'll let my video recorder and climb under
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:21
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I think he meant his FACE!
Your boss resembles Colton Haynes!!! 😱 😍
I know, but he does look a bit like him

Makes the job more worthwhile
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:22
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just the one so far Danny
He actually got one? Who was that
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:22
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Chris Mears is mines paws off!!
Only if you respect that Max Whitlock is a no no to you? 😉 😘
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:23
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I know, but he does look a bit like him

Makes the job more worthwhile
I'm definitely applying! My boss is a bird that resembles Matt Lucas in a blonde wig, but uglier
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:23
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I'd like to watch Hilda and Aaron having a 'Squat Off'...
I beg your pardon???!!!!! 😱
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:24
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I know, but he does look a bit like him

Makes the job more worthwhile
Sit on his lap and ask for a payrise 😘
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:25
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That's not what I meant at all!!

You've a dirty mind!
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:26
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That's not what I meant at all!!

You've a dirty mind!
My mouth ought to be washed out with soap...NO... bleach actually
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Old 10-08-2016, 23:29
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My mouth ought to be washed out with soap...NO... bleach actually
Washed out and sellotaped up! 😁
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