Please, not the 'air babe, let's go 'ome, eh? Get all cosy under the covers

"This is going to be the best Christmas ever!"

(Someone had to say that obligatory line)

Every. Soap. Christmas. Without. Fail. Cringe

*Hits Grad around the head with the christmas Turkey, and fly kicks him to the floor*

Aaron, I spend five minutes with you and I've just downed a bottle of wine :

I have a fabulous effect on people, just let me know when you're up for it

"What a waste of a good turkey!"

You waste no time

No I didn't, but a customer threw a bottle of Lenor at me


'Shat it Foxy, it's got nowt to di wi'you!'


'No chance, I'd rather you took a running jump than ever come near me again'


Is somebody able to throw sprouts and yell
'Couldn't this have waited until after dinner!!'

Danny, where are you? I need a brother to comfort me after this horrible showdown in the street

Just keeping the Olympic theme, if you're not fast you're last

*Googles cliffs to jump from*

Raiding the ASDA alcohol aisle (you've been in TESCO, it's empty!).

Why did a customer abuse you and was there any spillage on your clothes that meant you had to strip of immediately and change your uniform and ask your boss to help you in the task? 😉

He's only interested in your divorce settlement

My God

You'd be better googling the Samaritans

"I ain't got nuffink to live for, no more!"

You seem to spend an awful lot of your time open-mouthed when I am around, not that I'm complaining like

I think you're the front runner at the moment, you just need to convince Danny now

"Come on love, come to mine I'll make you a nice cup of tea and we can have one of those Silky Secrets that Mrs Fanshaw's always going on about and you'll feel loads better"

Don't finish too fast, you want Danny to enjoy himself

*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*

"I don't fancy YOU, you perv!" *pounces on KK immediately*