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Old 11-08-2016, 22:17
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*Googles cliffs to jump from*
Then I guess you become so depressed I save you from dying

Raiding the ASDA alcohol aisle (you've been in TESCO, it's empty!).
Well I have just found out my partner of 2 weeks or so has been straying

Why did a customer abuse you and was there any spillage on your clothes that meant you had to strip of immediately and change your uniform and ask your boss to help you in the task? 😉
Well, I served him the other day at the till and it's currently on offer for the big ones and he comes back, spots me as the one who served him two days before, and apparently it's my fault he doesn't know which Lenor his wife likes, and that it was my fault the bottle was dented. Well, if it wasn't before it certainly was after he hurled it at me!

No, no stripping was involved. But if there was I would have ended up smelling like a summer breeze

He's only interested in your divorce settlement
As if
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:18
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*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*
Please DO knock me off
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:18
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*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*
I don't think it's the turkey Grad wants to knock off
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:18
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"Come on love, come to mine I'll make you a nice cup of tea and we can have one of those Silky Secrets that Mrs Fanshaw's always going on about and you'll feel loads better"
"I don't fancy YOU, you perv!" *pounces on KK immediately*
You're quick KK!
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:18
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Then I guess you become so depressed I save you from dying
Reconciliation! Finally!
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:19
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Reconciliation! Finally!
No reconciliation
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:20
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"I don't fancy YOU, you perv!" *pounces on KK immediately*
"ME a perv? Well isn't that a lovely thing to say. Get stuffed, just like that turkey of yours, though your meat's far more dry and chewy than that old bird's could ever be!"
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:20
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Please DO knock me off
I don't think it's the turkey Grad wants to knock off
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:20
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I was just being a caring neighbour though on this thread that means I'm an insatiable cock whore.

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Old 11-08-2016, 22:21
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*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*
*picks up Christmas Turkey, takes it to Mrs Fanshaw so she can keep it warm in her oven and safe from being thrown at people and returns*

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Old 11-08-2016, 22:21
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"ME a perv? Well isn't that a lovely thing to say. Get stuffed, just like that turkey of yours, though your meat's far more dry and chewy than that old bird's could ever be!"
"Shaaat up! You fat tart, go and sh*t out your sprog and then give me a call!"
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:21
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I feel like my reputation is being destroyed in this thread, and it's not even my fault
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:22
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"ME a perv? Well isn't that a lovely thing to say. Get stuffed, just like that turkey of yours, though your meat's far more dry and chewy than that old bird's could ever be!"
Don't I know it

I was just being a caring neighbour though on this thread that means I'm an insatiable cock whore.

Do you offer all of your guests silky secrets?
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:23
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"Shaaat up! You fat tart, go and sh*t out your sprog and then give me a call!"
"ME a fat tart? And what's this meant to be (KK points at Grad's fat gut), a few layers of insulating blubber because your central heating's been broken since 1999?"
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:24
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"Shaaat up! You fat tart, go and sh*t out your sprog and then give me a call!"
"OI!"

(This should be imagined in a Kat Slater voice)
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:24
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Don't I know it



Do you offer all of your guests silky secrets?
Not after tonight's fiasco. My biscuit tin is firmly sealed from now on.

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Old 11-08-2016, 22:24
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I feel like my reputation is being destroyed in this thread, and it's not even my fault
Here and I'll protect you
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:25
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"ME a fat tart? And what's this meant to be (KK points at Grad's fat gut), a few layers of insulating blubber because your central heating's been broken since 1999?"
More cushion for the pushin'. Although there can't be too much room between us otherwise I won't feel anything
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:25
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Not after tonight's fiasco. My biscuit tin is firmly sealed from now on.


It's common to shut the biscuit tin while there's a bun in the oven
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:25
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"OI!"

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Who else!
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:26
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It's common to shut the biscuit tin while there's a bun in the oven
You can use the bread bin if you like
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:26
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Here and I'll protect you
What do I have to do to please you?
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:26
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It's common to shut the biscuit tin while there's a bun in the oven
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:26
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More cushion for the pushin'. Although there can't be too much room between us otherwise I won't feel anything
Love you Grad xxxx
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Old 11-08-2016, 22:26
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