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*Googles cliffs to jump from*
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Raiding the ASDA alcohol aisle (you've been in TESCO, it's empty!).
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Why did a customer abuse you and was there any spillage on your clothes that meant you had to strip of immediately and change your uniform and ask your boss to help you in the task? 😉
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*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*
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*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*
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"Come on love, come to mine I'll make you a nice cup of tea and we can have one of those Silky Secrets that Mrs Fanshaw's always going on about and you'll feel loads better"
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"I don't fancy YOU, you perv!" *pounces on KK immediately*
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Then I guess you become so depressed I save you from dying
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#4007 |
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"I don't fancy YOU, you perv!" *pounces on KK immediately*
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#4008 |
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Please DO knock me off
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#4009 |
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You're quick KK!
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*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*
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"ME a perv? Well isn't that a lovely thing to say. Get stuffed, just like that turkey of yours, though your meat's far more dry and chewy than that old bird's could ever be!"
![]() ![]() ![]() "Shaaat up! You fat tart, go and sh*t out your sprog and then give me a call!"
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I feel like my reputation is being destroyed in this thread, and it's not even my fault
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"ME a perv? Well isn't that a lovely thing to say. Get stuffed, just like that turkey of yours, though your meat's far more dry and chewy than that old bird's could ever be!"
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I was just being a caring neighbour though on this thread that means I'm an insatiable cock whore.
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![]() ![]() ![]() "Shaaat up! You fat tart, go and sh*t out your sprog and then give me a call!"![]() (This should be imagined in a Kat Slater voice)
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Don't I know it
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I feel like my reputation is being destroyed in this thread, and it's not even my fault
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"ME a fat tart? And what's this meant to be (KK points at Grad's fat gut), a few layers of insulating blubber because your central heating's been broken since 1999?"
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Not after tonight's fiasco. My biscuit tin is firmly sealed from now on.
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"OI!"
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It's common to shut the biscuit tin while there's a bun in the oven
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It's common to shut the biscuit tin while there's a bun in the oven
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More cushion for the pushin'. Although there can't be too much room between us otherwise I won't feel anything
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I walk away for five minutes and loook what happens
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