The soap section through the night thread

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attitude99

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“*Googles cliffs to jump from*”

Then I guess you become so depressed I save you from dying

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Raiding the ASDA alcohol aisle (you've been in TESCO, it's empty!). ”

Well I have just found out my partner of 2 weeks or so has been straying

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Why did a customer abuse you and was there any spillage on your clothes that meant you had to strip of immediately and change your uniform and ask your boss to help you in the task? 😉”

Well, I served him the other day at the till and it's currently on offer for the big ones and he comes back, spots me as the one who served him two days before, and apparently it's my fault he doesn't know which Lenor his wife likes, and that it was my fault the bottle was dented. Well, if it wasn't before it certainly was after he hurled it at me!

No, no stripping was involved. But if there was I would have ended up smelling like a summer breeze

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“He's only interested in your divorce settlement ”

As if

TheGraduate2012

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*”

Please DO knock me off

Aaron_Silver

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*”

I don't think it's the turkey Grad wants to knock off

attitude99

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“"Come on love, come to mine I'll make you a nice cup of tea and we can have one of those Silky Secrets that Mrs Fanshaw's always going on about and you'll feel loads better"”

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“"I don't fancy YOU, you perv!" *pounces on KK immediately*”

You're quick KK!

TheGraduate2012

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Then I guess you become so depressed I save you from dying ”

Reconciliation! Finally!

attitude99

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Reconciliation! Finally!”

No reconciliation

KornerKabin

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“"I don't fancy YOU, you perv!" *pounces on KK immediately*”

"ME a perv? Well isn't that a lovely thing to say. Get stuffed, just like that turkey of yours, though your meat's far more dry and chewy than that old bird's could ever be!"

Zeus89

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Please DO knock me off ”

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“I don't think it's the turkey Grad wants to knock off ”

KornerKabin

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You're quick KK! ”

I was just being a caring neighbour though on this thread that means I'm an insatiable cock whore.

Foxster Hotpot

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“*Throws the Christmas Turkey at Grad, Knocking him off*”

*picks up Christmas Turkey, takes it to Mrs Fanshaw so she can keep it warm in her oven and safe from being thrown at people and returns*

TheGraduate2012

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“"ME a perv? Well isn't that a lovely thing to say. Get stuffed, just like that turkey of yours, though your meat's far more dry and chewy than that old bird's could ever be!"”

"Shaaat up! You fat tart, go and sh*t out your sprog and then give me a call!"

xItzDannyx

11-08-2016

I feel like my reputation is being destroyed in this thread, and it's not even my fault

attitude99

11-08-2016

Don't I know it

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“I was just being a caring neighbour though on this thread that means I'm an insatiable cock whore.

”

Do you offer all of your guests silky secrets?

KornerKabin

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“ "Shaaat up! You fat tart, go and sh*t out your sprog and then give me a call!"”

"ME a fat tart? And what's this meant to be (KK points at Grad's fat gut), a few layers of insulating blubber because your central heating's been broken since 1999?"

Foxster Hotpot

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“ "Shaaat up! You fat tart, go and sh*t out your sprog and then give me a call!"”

"OI!"

(This should be imagined in a Kat Slater voice)

KornerKabin

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Don't I know it

Do you offer all of your guests silky secrets?”

Not after tonight's fiasco. My biscuit tin is firmly sealed from now on.

Aaron_Silver

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I feel like my reputation is being destroyed in this thread, and it's not even my fault ”

Here and I'll protect you

TheGraduate2012

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“"ME a fat tart? And what's this meant to be (KK points at Grad's fat gut), a few layers of insulating blubber because your central heating's been broken since 1999?"”

More cushion for the pushin'. Although there can't be too much room between us otherwise I won't feel anything

Foxster Hotpot

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“Not after tonight's fiasco. My biscuit tin is firmly sealed from now on.

”

It's common to shut the biscuit tin while there's a bun in the oven

TheGraduate2012

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“"OI!"

(This should be imagined in a Kat Slater voice) ”

Who else!

KornerKabin

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“It's common to shut the biscuit tin while there's a bun in the oven ”

You can use the bread bin if you like

xItzDannyx

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“ Here and I'll protect you ”

What do I have to do to please you?

Aaron_Silver

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“It's common to shut the biscuit tin while there's a bun in the oven ”

KornerKabin

11-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“More cushion for the pushin'. Although there can't be too much room between us otherwise I won't feel anything ”

Love you Grad xxxx

soap-lea

11-08-2016

I walk away for five minutes and loook what happens

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