Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Like that farm soap on t'telly?
”
“Like that farm soap on t'telly?
”
yep
The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Oh it's horrible. The residents have thirteen fingers, webbed feet, more drugs than Ste Hay, Holly Barton AND Roxy Mitchell would know what to do with put together, AND there's more inbreds than there is in Liverpool, Scotland and Birmingham put together.
I've had nightmares about it. When me and QueenHilda become Royal-er, we plan to build a moat around Nuneaton and then sell it to Brazil ”
“Oh it's horrible. The residents have thirteen fingers, webbed feet, more drugs than Ste Hay, Holly Barton AND Roxy Mitchell would know what to do with put together, AND there's more inbreds than there is in Liverpool, Scotland and Birmingham put together.
I've had nightmares about it. When me and QueenHilda become Royal-er, we plan to build a moat around Nuneaton and then sell it to Brazil
”
Can I be the Queen, sounds like my kind of place. It can be my Big Gay Kingdom
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Wasn't there a crack about that once on Two Pints of Lager? Sounds a lovely place...”
“Wasn't there a crack about that once on Two Pints of Lager? Sounds a lovely place...”
'I haven't seen such a huge parade of inbreds since I visited Nuneaton!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8e90cR3u4
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“She spends her down time in Basra”
“She spends her down time in Basra
”
I'm not Grant bloody mitchell you know
or a hard nut
or a shouty wooden plank
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Can I be the Queen, sounds like my kind of place. It can be my Big Gay Kingdom”
“Can I be the Queen, sounds like my kind of place. It can be my Big Gay Kingdom
”
Then they could set a soap there
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Your antics are obviously not safe for public viewing”
“Your antics are obviously not safe for public viewing
”
No I'm definitely at the purer end of the spectrum in relation to sexual morality!
You go on the Edinburgh scene much?
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I'm not Grant bloody mitchell you know
or a hard nut
or a shouty wooden plank”
“I'm not Grant bloody mitchell you know
or a hard nut
or a shouty wooden plank”
What are you then?
Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“No I'm definitely at the purer end of the spectrum in relation to sexual morality!
You go on the Edinburgh scene much?”
“No I'm definitely at the purer end of the spectrum in relation to sexual morality!
You go on the Edinburgh scene much?”
Sometimes, although I think it's a bit crap, just CCs and a few other places. I would've thought Glasgow would be better. Plus, I have mostly straight friends.
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I'm not Grant bloody mitchell you know
or a hard nut
or a shouty wooden plank”
“I'm not Grant bloody mitchell you know
or a hard nut
or a shouty wooden plank”
Are you Kylie Platt?
I'm ashamed to admit Nuneaton is a 25 minute drive from where I live. I often cry myself to sleep over it. 
If you want to set a soap in Nuneaton, you may as well just watch Benefits Street!
Not sure why you'd want it, but you can have it! I just hope you like the extra fingers and the webbed feet...
Sounds about right
Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“Then they could set a soap there”
“Then they could set a soap there”
If you want to set a soap in Nuneaton, you may as well just watch Benefits Street!
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Can I be the Queen, sounds like my kind of place. It can be my Big Gay Kingdom”
“Can I be the Queen, sounds like my kind of place. It can be my Big Gay Kingdom”
Not sure why you'd want it, but you can have it! I just hope you like the extra fingers and the webbed feet...
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“'I haven't seen such a huge parade of inbreds since I visited Nuneaton!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8e90cR3u4”
“'I haven't seen such a huge parade of inbreds since I visited Nuneaton!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8e90cR3u4”
Sounds about right
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“'I haven't seen such a huge parade of inbreds since I visited Nuneaton!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8e90cR3u4”
“'I haven't seen such a huge parade of inbreds since I visited Nuneaton!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8e90cR3u4”
That's it!!!
Although, coming from Runcorn residents that's a bit of a cheek
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“
Sometimes, although I think it's a bit crap, just CCs and a few other places. I would've thought Glasgow would be better. Plus, I have mostly straight friends.”
“
Sometimes, although I think it's a bit crap, just CCs and a few other places. I would've thought Glasgow would be better. Plus, I have mostly straight friends.”
Glasgow is bigger and in some ways better but Edinburgh can be more intimate.....
It's a shame Dundee, Aberdeen don't really have much of a scene.
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“'I haven't seen such a huge parade of inbreds since I visited Nuneaton!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8e90cR3u4”
“'I haven't seen such a huge parade of inbreds since I visited Nuneaton!'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8e90cR3u4”
Louise is my spirit animal in this clip
Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Glasgow is bigger and in some ways better but Edinburgh can be more intimate.....
It's a shame Dundee, Aberdeen don't really have much of a scene.”
“Glasgow is bigger and in some ways better but Edinburgh can be more intimate.....
It's a shame Dundee, Aberdeen don't really have much of a scene.”
It's a shame they exist
Would like to try Glasgow's scene one time.
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“What are you then?”
“What are you then?
”
See you were too busy sending me to war Zones to notice
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“ Are you Kylie Platt?”
“
Are you Kylie Platt?”
wrong side of the penines
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“See you were too busy sending me to war Zones to notice
wrong side of the penines”
“See you were too busy sending me to war Zones to notice
wrong side of the penines
”
I thought she was a displaced Yorkie though? Much like David Platt who grew up in Manchester but sounds like he's from the Farm
Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Glasgow is bigger and in some ways better but Edinburgh can be more intimate.....
It's a shame Dundee, Aberdeen don't really have much of a scene.”
“Glasgow is bigger and in some ways better but Edinburgh can be more intimate.....
It's a shame Dundee, Aberdeen don't really have much of a scene.”
I went to Aberdeen once in my late teens. I had a prostitute ask if I fancied a quickie in a bush outside a pub. I've never been back since
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I'm sorry but all I can do now is read your posts in a Scottish accent
You would do”
“I'm sorry but all I can do now is read your posts in a Scottish accent
You would do
”
My accent is hard to read or imagine -it's hybrid and not a pure Scottish accent.
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“The restraining order hasn't come through and I'm now being accused (by your husband!) of being after Zeus, so....
Hi Foxy!
Queen Hilda, the thread needed an injection of class”
“The restraining order hasn't come through and I'm now being accused (by your husband!) of being after Zeus, so....
Hi Foxy!
Queen Hilda, the thread needed an injection of class
”
That's what I'm good at!!
Cheers 👍😘
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“See you were too busy sending me to war Zones to notice
wrong side of the penines”
“See you were too busy sending me to war Zones to notice
wrong side of the penines
”
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“It's a shame they exist
Would like to try Glasgow's scene one time.”
“It's a shame they exist
Would like to try Glasgow's scene one time.”
I've never been to either city yet! Your not a fan?
Oh you must sample Glasgow sometime it would be wicked not to!
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I went to Aberdeen once in my late teens. I had a prostitute ask if I fancied a quickie in a bush outside a pub. I've never been back since”
“I went to Aberdeen once in my late teens. I had a prostitute ask if I fancied a quickie in a bush outside a pub. I've never been back since
”
I bet you said yes
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I went to Aberdeen once in my late teens. I had a prostitute ask if I fancied a quickie in a bush outside a pub. I've never been back since”
“I went to Aberdeen once in my late teens. I had a prostitute ask if I fancied a quickie in a bush outside a pub. I've never been back since
”
Male or female?
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