Poor bloke It's dog rough up there.

The same could be said where I live, full of farmers having sex with their families and their livestock in some cases


There was a scene in the episode where two characters get engaged and one of the characters go 'Where did you get that from? There isn't an Argos for miles!'


But you don't have a figure like hers, and thankfully the squeaky twatbag voice

Not really

Yeah, will do at some point.

The reason I never went back is because I'm too scared to know if I have a kid

No, I said no. She was disgusting

Are you and Ben nextdoor neighbours?

Female...

a displaced yorkie

"Prostitute, prostitute available!", "Diseasely sexy!" Sounds like all the accusations Danny was throwing at me last night

She you're a hick just like Ben the Milker?

As long as your not hoping for a Glasgow kiss.... 😉

Apparently cc blooms is now open in the daytime too is that right?

Not unless Ben's a Welshie!

(I'm half Welsh half English, so whilst I talk with an English accent there are some phrases/words I say in a Welsh accent )

Seriously though, there is a girl who lives near town and she had sex with both of her brothers (one older one younger) and got pregnant. She doesn't which one is the daddy

A bit like me I suppose. Born and bred in Yorkshire but I lived close to Manchester for some time and am now back nearer my roots.

Arr it's just me who gets propositioned by rentboys or gets mistaken for one 😉

The clip made me Especially the "pretty woman" bit

What are you doing with knee high high boots you always wore?

I am not a hick thank you, at least I have sex with people not defenceless sheep

I get that too

No offence Grad... but no.

Yeah I think so, although I've only been at night.

Haha, no, no Weegie kiss, please

I bet - filthy tart

Are you sure you don't live in Nuneaton?

Why does Emmerdale never show that?

I find it funny when they do ask, I never know what to say


I don't, but there's inbreds everywhere

"Fine, I'll go somewhere where my whoring is appreciated!"

I'm not Welsh!

let me know when

I imagine you to say, " 'and jobs are a fiver, blowjobs a tenner and if you want me down an alley for the night it's a crisp twenty"

Will do