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Foxster Hotpot

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I imagine you to say, " 'and jobs are a fiver, blowjobs a tenner and if you want me down an alley for the night it's a crisp twenty" ”

soap-lea

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I imagine you to say, " 'and jobs are a fiver, blowjobs a tenner and if you want me down an alley for the night it's a crisp twenty" ”

that sounds more like Aaron

Zeus89

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“

that sounds more like Aaron”

With Danny as the customer

Or does Aaron let Danny ride for free?

Foxster Hotpot

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“With Danny as the customer
Or does Aaron let Danny ride for free?”

Aaron offers him cheap thrills

attitude99

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“"Fine, I'll go somewhere where my whoring is appreciated!"

I'm not Welsh! ”

If someone said that around here, they are going to go out into the field and do it with a sheep

I didn't say you were

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I imagine you to say, " 'and jobs are a fiver, blowjobs a tenner and if you want me down an alley for the night it's a crisp twenty"”

Do you imagine me saying that in a Welsh accent or not?

Not that cheap surely!

soap-lea

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“With Danny as the customer
Or does Aaron let Danny ride for free?”

I think Danny would get freebies.

In fact I reckon it would be a role reversal situation. Aaron plying him with bolly and tucking scottish fivers in danny's pants

TheGraduate2012

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“With Danny as the customer
Or does Aaron let Danny ride for free?”

Danny has his own special Oyster card for Attitude

attitude99

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“With Danny as the customer
Or does Aaron let Danny ride for free?”

Aaron gets Danny to put 20p in the slot first

Hildaonpluto

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“I get that too ”

It's a slur on my virtue!

Hildaonpluto

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Yeah I think so, although I've only been at night.

Haha, no, no Weegie kiss, please ”

Have you been in the gay bar streets? Attracts lot's of theatre types.

attitude99

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Danny has his own special Oyster card for Attitude ”

Filth!

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“It's a slur on my virtue!”

Oh by the way Hilds, saw boss-that-resembles-celebrity today and he wished me a happy weekend, and he was giving out sticky buns so I took one

xItzDannyx

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“With Danny as the customer
Or does Aaron let Danny ride for free?”

Jealous much?

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“Aaron offers him cheap thrills”

Filth.

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I think Danny would get freebies.

In fact I reckon it would be a role reversal situation. Aaron plying him with bolly and tucking scottish fivers in danny's pants”

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Danny has his own special Oyster card for Attitude”

He's my brother.

TheGraduate2012

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“If someone said that around here, they are going to go out into the field and do it with a sheep

I didn't say you were ”

Hehe

Only Taffys and backward Highlanders shag sheep, I'm far too cosmopolitan

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Do you imagine me saying that in a Welsh accent or not?

Not that cheap surely! ”

No, a Kat Slater-esque Mockney, after our little re-enactment the other night.

Foxster Hotpot

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Aaron gets Danny to put 20p in the slot first ”

Aaron likes having money up his slot?

xItzDannyx

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Oh by the way Hilds, saw boss-that-resembles-celebrity today and he wished me a happy weekend, and he was giving out sticky buns so I took one ”

You've pulled

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Aaron gets Danny to put 20p in the slot first ”

Brother </3

TheGraduate2012

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Oh by the way Hilds, saw boss-that-resembles-celebrity today and he wished me a happy weekend, and he was giving out sticky buns so I took one ”

He gave you a sticky finger!!!!

Hildaonpluto

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Filth!

Oh by the way Hilds, saw boss-that-resembles-celebrity today and he wished me a happy weekend, and he was giving out sticky buns so I took one ”

Did you accidentally brush past him on your way out when your belt buckle caught on his zip? 😉

xItzDannyx

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“Aaron likes having money up his slot? ”

Wouldn't surprise me

xItzDannyx

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Did you accidentally brush past him on your way out when your belt buckle caught on his zip? 😉”

Hasn't that happened to everyone?

attitude99

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Hehe

Only Taffys and backward Highlanders shag sheep, I'm far too cosmopolitan

No, a Kat Slater-esque Mockney, after our little re-enactment the other night.

”

You would say that

Once they have got their money's worth, I cry into my friends arms over a 20 pack chicken nuggets in McDonalds, saying 'I'm a dirtttyyy sshhllaaagggg!'

Foxster Hotpot

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“He gave you a sticky finger!!!! ”

I bet it's not the first time

attitude99

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“Aaron likes having money up his slot? ”

Ask Danny

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“You've pulled

Brother </3(”

He was actually pleasant today

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“He gave you a sticky finger!!!! ”

Sure did, right by the entrance

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Did you accidentally brush past him on your way out when your belt buckle caught on his zip? 😉”

I tell you, you could feel the sexual tension

Hildaonpluto

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Hasn't that happened to everyone? ”

TheGraduate2012

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You would say that

Once they have got their money's worth, I cry into my friends arms over a 20 pack chicken nuggets in McDonalds, saying 'I'm a dirtttyyy sshhllaaagggg!' ”

You getting a bit lairy in your local:

"You want saaame, do ya dahling, come and get it, big boy. I'm just a dirty sssslaaaag, yours for the taking!"

Barman: Keep it down Attitude, the sheep are trying to sleep.

TheGraduate2012

12-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Sure did, right by the entrance ”

You ought to return the favour..... in his wonderfully peachy arse

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