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Hildaonpluto
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Ask Danny



He was actually pleasant today



Sure did, right by the entrance



I tell you, you could feel the sexual tension ”

Did you enjoy it?
attitude99
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“

You getting a bit lairy in your local:

"You want saaame, do ya dahling, come and get it, big boy. I'm just a dirty sssslaaaag, yours for the taking!"

Barman: Keep it down Attitude, the sheep are trying to sleep.”

You got that wrong, you missed out two key points.

1) When I get lairy, I start singing kareoke and get up on tables

2) And I do not pull sheep, Ben is sat in the corner pulling them all
TheGraduate2012
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You got that wrong, you missed out two key points.

1) When I get lairy, I start singing kareoke and get up on tables

2) And I do not pull sheep, Ben is sat in the corner pulling them all ”

Lucky Ben, his own private lapdance
attitude99
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“You ought to return the favour..... in his wonderfully peachy arse ”

You've no idea

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Did you enjoy it?”

It was a lovely end to another boring and slightly unpleasant shift
Foxster Hotpot
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You got that wrong, you missed out two key points.

1) When I get lairy, I start singing kareoke and get up on tables

2) And I do not pull sheep, Ben is sat in the corner pulling them all ”

I have drunkenly done both before

EDIT: Karaoke and table dancing NOT sheep shagging, just realised how that sounded
TheGraduate2012
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“I have drunkenly done both before

EDIT: Karaoke and table dancing NOT sheep shagging, just realised how that sounded ”

Aye, aye. Truth's out, Foxy!
xItzDannyx
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“I have drunkenly done both before ”

We've all been there, Foxy...

I haven't, but I'm sure everyone else has
attitude99
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Lucky Ben, his own private lapdance ”

It was mainly because he wore a Shaun the Sheep t shirt

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“I have drunkenly done both before

EDIT: Karaoke and table dancing NOT sheep shagging, just realised how that sounded ”

Was going to say 'not another one who does it with sheep' but thankfully you cleared that up.

Kareoke is quite fun actually
TheGraduate2012
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“It was mainly because he wore a Shaun the Sheep t shirt ”

Filth!
attitude99
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Filth! ”

This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.

Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6
soap-lea
12-08-2016
anyone watching the olympic cycling?
Zeus89
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“anyone watching the olympic cycling?”

I'm watching a brit cops doc
xItzDannyx
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.

Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6 ”

I would never, ever, EVER in my life spend £11.07 on Ben!!
Foxster Hotpot
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“anyone watching the olympic cycling?”

I've watched a couple of our events and we've lost them all which is
TheGraduate2012
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.

Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6 ”

OMG! That would piss Ben off so much - let's do it!

Where the hell do you live!!!
xItzDannyx
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“I'm watching a brit cops doc”

Why did my brain have so much trouble reading this
TheGraduate2012
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“I've watched a couple of our events and we've lost them all which is ”

Surprise, surprise
Foxster Hotpot
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.

Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6 ”

I'll do the £1.07 and you can do the tenner
Zeus89
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I would never, ever, EVER in my life spend £11.07 on Ben!! ”

Danny we all know you love Ben really
Zeus89
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Why did my brain have so much trouble reading this ”

It's because you have a very dirty mind
attitude99
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I would never, ever, EVER in my life spend £11.07 on Ben!! ”

That's why we club together

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“OMG! That would piss Ben off so much - let's do it!

Where the hell do you live!!! ”

Wales

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“I'll do the £1.07 and you can do the tenner ”

I'm not wasting a tenner on Ben!
xItzDannyx
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“That's why we club together ”

I'd be pushing it to say I'd spend a penny on Ben

Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Danny we all know you love Ben really”

100% (sarcasm in case you didn't guess)
xItzDannyx
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“It's because you have a very dirty mind”

Pot, kettle, black?
TheGraduate2012
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Wales ”

*Feels bad for using the word Taffy now*
TheGraduate2012
12-08-2016
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I'd be pushing it to say I'd spend a penny on Ben ”

I think I've seen that video
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