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Ask Danny
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#4502 |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You getting a bit lairy in your local: "You want saaame, do ya dahling, come and get it, big boy. I'm just a dirty sssslaaaag, yours for the taking!" Barman: Keep it down Attitude, the sheep are trying to sleep. 1) When I get lairy, I start singing kareoke and get up on tables ![]() 2) And I do not pull sheep, Ben is sat in the corner pulling them all ![]() ![]()
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#4503 |
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You got that wrong, you missed out two key points.
1) When I get lairy, I start singing kareoke and get up on tables ![]() 2) And I do not pull sheep, Ben is sat in the corner pulling them all ![]() ![]() ![]()
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#4504 |
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You ought to return the favour..... in his wonderfully peachy arse
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Did you enjoy it?
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#4505 |
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You got that wrong, you missed out two key points.
1) When I get lairy, I start singing kareoke and get up on tables ![]() 2) And I do not pull sheep, Ben is sat in the corner pulling them all ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() EDIT: Karaoke and table dancing NOT sheep shagging, just realised how that sounded
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#4506 |
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I have drunkenly done both before
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#4507 |
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I have drunkenly done both before
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#4508 |
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Lucky Ben, his own private lapdance
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I have drunkenly done both before
![]() ![]() EDIT: Karaoke and table dancing NOT sheep shagging, just realised how that sounded ![]() ![]() Kareoke is quite fun actually
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#4509 |
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It was mainly because he wore a Shaun the Sheep t shirt
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#4510 |
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This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most. ![]() ![]() Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6 ![]() ![]()
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anyone watching the olympic cycling?
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#4512 |
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anyone watching the olympic cycling?
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This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.
![]() ![]() Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6 ![]() ![]() ![]()
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anyone watching the olympic cycling?
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This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.
![]() ![]() Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6 ![]() ![]() ![]() That would piss Ben off so much - let's do it!Where the hell do you live!!! ![]() ![]()
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#4516 |
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I'm watching a brit cops doc
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I've watched a couple of our events and we've lost them all which is
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This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.
![]() ![]() Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6 ![]() ![]() ![]()
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I would never, ever, EVER in my life spend £11.07 on Ben!!
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Why did my brain have so much trouble reading this
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#4521 |
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I would never, ever, EVER in my life spend £11.07 on Ben!!
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OMG!
That would piss Ben off so much - let's do it!Where the hell do you live!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
I'll do the £1.07 and you can do the tenner
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That's why we club together
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Danny we all know you love Ben really
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#4524 |
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I'd be pushing it to say I'd spend a penny on Ben
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