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Old 12-08-2016, 22:48
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Ask Danny



He was actually pleasant today



Sure did, right by the entrance



I tell you, you could feel the sexual tension
Did you enjoy it?
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:49
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You getting a bit lairy in your local:

"You want saaame, do ya dahling, come and get it, big boy. I'm just a dirty sssslaaaag, yours for the taking!"

Barman: Keep it down Attitude, the sheep are trying to sleep.
You got that wrong, you missed out two key points.

1) When I get lairy, I start singing kareoke and get up on tables

2) And I do not pull sheep, Ben is sat in the corner pulling them all
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:50
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You got that wrong, you missed out two key points.

1) When I get lairy, I start singing kareoke and get up on tables

2) And I do not pull sheep, Ben is sat in the corner pulling them all
Lucky Ben, his own private lapdance
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:51
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You ought to return the favour..... in his wonderfully peachy arse
You've no idea

It was a lovely end to another boring and slightly unpleasant shift
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:51
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You got that wrong, you missed out two key points.

1) When I get lairy, I start singing kareoke and get up on tables

2) And I do not pull sheep, Ben is sat in the corner pulling them all
I have drunkenly done both before

EDIT: Karaoke and table dancing NOT sheep shagging, just realised how that sounded
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:53
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I have drunkenly done both before

EDIT: Karaoke and table dancing NOT sheep shagging, just realised how that sounded
Aye, aye. Truth's out, Foxy!
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:53
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I have drunkenly done both before
We've all been there, Foxy...

I haven't, but I'm sure everyone else has
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:53
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Lucky Ben, his own private lapdance
It was mainly because he wore a Shaun the Sheep t shirt

I have drunkenly done both before

EDIT: Karaoke and table dancing NOT sheep shagging, just realised how that sounded
Was going to say 'not another one who does it with sheep' but thankfully you cleared that up.

Kareoke is quite fun actually
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:54
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It was mainly because he wore a Shaun the Sheep t shirt
Filth!
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:56
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This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.

Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:56
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anyone watching the olympic cycling?
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:58
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anyone watching the olympic cycling?
I'm watching a brit cops doc
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:59
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This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.

Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6
I would never, ever, EVER in my life spend £11.07 on Ben!!
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:59
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anyone watching the olympic cycling?
I've watched a couple of our events and we've lost them all which is
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:59
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This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.

Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6
OMG! That would piss Ben off so much - let's do it!

Where the hell do you live!!!
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Old 12-08-2016, 22:59
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I'm watching a brit cops doc
Why did my brain have so much trouble reading this
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Old 12-08-2016, 23:00
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I've watched a couple of our events and we've lost them all which is
Surprise, surprise
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Old 12-08-2016, 23:00
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This (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sh...uayo7TeZpZM%3A) sums up most of the farmers around here. Not all of them but most.

Should we all club together and buy this for Ben as a Christmas present? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Instant-Gif.../dp/B001190HQ6
I'll do the £1.07 and you can do the tenner
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Old 12-08-2016, 23:01
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I would never, ever, EVER in my life spend £11.07 on Ben!!
Danny we all know you love Ben really
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Old 12-08-2016, 23:02
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Why did my brain have so much trouble reading this
It's because you have a very dirty mind
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Old 12-08-2016, 23:02
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I would never, ever, EVER in my life spend £11.07 on Ben!!
That's why we club together

OMG! That would piss Ben off so much - let's do it!

Where the hell do you live!!!
Wales

I'll do the £1.07 and you can do the tenner
I'm not wasting a tenner on Ben!
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Old 12-08-2016, 23:03
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That's why we club together
I'd be pushing it to say I'd spend a penny on Ben

Danny we all know you love Ben really
100% (sarcasm in case you didn't guess)
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Old 12-08-2016, 23:04
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It's because you have a very dirty mind
Pot, kettle, black?
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Old 12-08-2016, 23:07
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*Feels bad for using the word Taffy now*
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Old 12-08-2016, 23:07
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I'd be pushing it to say I'd spend a penny on Ben
I think I've seen that video
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