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TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Poor Aaron, having to put up with your stiff bedsheets ”

Your jealousy is palpable

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Never ever done that, doesn't hold any appeal to me sorry!

I'm into nudity and erotic tactile pleasures but NOTHING that involves foul substances or anything on that spectrum!! ”

Me neither, just thought it sounded suitable inappropriate

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“”

Hildaonpluto

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Of course! Have you ever spoke to a peasant QueenHilda? ”

Yes when I'm Barking order's at them and telling them kindly that even in the afterlife they will have to bow before me!!!

I try to do my bit for people who don't deserve to breathe the same air as me whilst not encouraging them to get ideas above their station.

I even let one peasant bathe in the Lords clean water for more than a minute last week -not that he showed sufficient gratitude!

RetroMusicFan

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“Nowt like Yorkshire tea”

Aye!

Wi' nice biscuit t' dunk in it!

Aaron_Silver

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“Where are you from then?”

I'm Glaswegian Retro but used to live near Wakefield and Dewsbury a long time ago

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Yes when I'm Barking order's at them and telling them kindly that even in the afterlife they will have to bow before me!!!

I try to do my bit for people who don't deserve to breathe the same air as me whilst not encouraging them to get ideas above their station.

I even let one peasant bathe in the Lords clean water for more than a minute last week -not that he showed sufficient gratitude! ”

That's how it should be done, Hilda.

I hope you sterilised your water afterwards, you never know what kinda stuff Aaron and Grad pass about!

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“I'm Glaswegian Retro but used to live near Wakefield and Dewsbury a long time ago ”

You're Scottish?

TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“That's how it should be done, Hilda.

I hope you sterilised your water afterwards, you never know what kinda stuff Aaron and Grad pass about! ”

Liquid-borne fabulousness

Hildaonpluto

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“

Yorkshire is gods country, it is the best place to come from”

Scotland is God's country.

Yorkshire was an after thought that they couldn't be bothered to flush away into a cosmic blackhole afterwards.

Aaron_Silver

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“You're Scottish?”

Yes

RetroMusicFan

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“I'm Glaswegian Retro but used to live near Wakefield and Dewsbury a long time ago ”

Like Rab C. Nesbitt?

I used to love that programme.

Foxster Hotpot

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“I'm Glaswegian Retro but used to live near Wakefield and Dewsbury a long time ago ”

That's not far from where I grew up

TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

We've got a Welshie, a few Jocks, a few Yorkies all on tonight, it's like a national convention.

Aaron_Silver

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Scotland is God's country.

Yorkshire was an after thought that they couldn't be bothered flush away into a cosmic blackhole afterwards.”

Get her told Hilds I agree

Hildaonpluto

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“That's how it should be done, Hilda.

I hope you sterilised your water afterwards, you never know what kinda stuff Aaron and Grad pass about! ”

They won't get near my water I promise you!

It's reserved for particular people not wannabees!

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Yes ”

I love Scottish accents

I can't believe I just had to look Glasgow up because I wasn't sure if it was Wales or Scotland

attitude99

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Your jealousy is palpable ”

Do you know how long it took to get the what you call 'Love Stains' out of the bed sheets? Obviously not, you claim you're too manly for doing laundry.

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“We've got a Welshie, a few Jocks, a few Yorkies all on tonight, it's like a national convention.”

And then there's me. I'm just a chav I guess...

Aaron_Silver

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“Like Rab C. Nesbitt?

I used to love that programme.”

Yep, although I would like to think I am a little more refined than the great Rab

TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I love Scottish accents

I can't believe I just had to look Glasgow up because I wasn't sure if it was Wales or Scotland ”

Typical Southerner

Foxster Hotpot

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Do you know how long it took to get the what you call 'Love Stains' out of the bed sheets? Obviously not, you claim you're too manly for doing laundry. ”

Love Stains

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Do you know how long it took to get the what you call 'Love Stains' out of the bed sheets? Obviously not, you claim you're too manly for doing laundry. ”

Can you be too manly for laundry? http://tv.bt.com/images/eastender-do...1114004013.jpg

RetroMusicFan

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Scotland is God's country.

Yorkshire was an after thought that they couldn't be bothered to flush away into a cosmic blackhole afterwards.”

That's rather mean!

TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“And then there's me. I'm just a chav I guess... ”

Southern fairy (I'm guessing

)

Aaron_Silver

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“And then there's me. I'm just a chav I guess... ”

Hmmm love a chav

Hildaonpluto

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Get her told Hilds I agree ”

Yorkshire people are not special to God -the thought that they are must be what Richard Dawkins means by the God delusion!

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