The soap section through the night thread

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xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“They won't get near my water I promise you!

It's reserved for particular people not wannabees! ”

Am I one of these particulars, QueenHilda?

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Typical Southerner ”

Erm... West Midlands actually

TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Do you know how long it took to get the what you call 'Love Stains' out of the bed sheets? Obviously not, you claim you're too manly for doing laundry. ”

As manly as Freddie Mercury in 'I Want to Break Free'

RetroMusicFan

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Get her told Hilds I agree ”

I don't!

And...

I should start my own thread, A Yorkies thread where me and my fellow Yorkies can drink endless cups of tea and eat biscuits.

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Hmmm love a chav ”

Oh you love anything, and a pulse is optional!

Hildaonpluto

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“That's rather mean!”

It's important that Yorkshire folk know their place and it's below Scotland!

TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Erm... West Midlands actually ”

Everything is south to us rednecks up here

I have a friend from the West Mids, Stratford way.

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“I don't!

And...

I want my own thread. A Yorkies thread!”

Ooh can we discuss the chocolate bar?

TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Oh you love anything, and a pulse is optional! ”

He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Everything is south to us rednecks up here

I have a friend from the West Mids, Stratford way.”

I went there once. I can't tell you where it is though

That's where Willy Shakespeare's from isn't it?

Foxster Hotpot

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“As manly as Freddie Mercury in 'I Want to Break Free' ”

Which was meant to imitate Corrie

Aaron_Silver

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“I don't!

And...

I should start my own thread, A Yorkies thread where me and my fellow Yorkies can drink endless cups of tea and eat biscuits.”

Don't go Retro I don;t even believe in any God

RetroMusicFan

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“It's important that Yorkshire folk know their place and it's below Scotland!”

Don't you worry I know my place alright and it's not here!

Hildaonpluto

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Am I one of these particulars, QueenHilda?

Erm... West Midlands actually ”

As a favourite maid you'll get access to more water than most!

Now have you organised that topless muscular masseur for me tomorrow at 3pm to give me a long intimate massage for vital medical reasons?

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser ”

TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“I don't!

And...

I should start my own thread, A Yorkies thread where me and my fellow Yorkies can drink endless cups of tea and eat biscuits.”

Can I be an honorary Yorkie. I like to try and affect the accent sometimes

attitude99

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“Love Stains ”

Not even Vanish could get rid of them.

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Can you be too manly for laundry? http://tv.bt.com/images/eastender-do...1114004013.jpg ”

Grad claims to be, but really he doesn't have a clue how to do it.

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser ”

No wonder you cheated on me with all the chavs near you

Foxster Hotpot

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Don't go Retro I don;t even believe in any God ”

I'm not religious but I stand by my county's name

TheGraduate2012

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Foxster Hotpot:
“Which was meant to imitate Corrie ”

Call my Hilda Ogden

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“As a favourite maid you'll get access to more water than most!

Now have you organised that topless muscular masseur for me tomorrow at 3pm to give me a long intimate massage for vital medical reasons?”

Of course! There's even a few vacancies for the last minute Olympians/actors you may want added? Any preferences, I've got until 2:59pm to book them!

RetroMusicFan

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Don't go Retro I don;t even believe in any God ”

God doesn't come into it, I've read some of the stuff posted on these forums about Yorkshire being a crap hole and stuff, just ask Mark1974 what he thinks of it, he'll fill you in about the rubbish dump I'm proud to call home.

Hildaonpluto

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser ”

That's not a very refined way to talk about my palace window cleaner and handyman even though it is true!

😘

RetroMusicFan

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Ooh can we discuss the chocolate bar? ”

You can do what you want, I'm off to watch Allo Allo, which is preferable to wasting my time on here.

Foxster Hotpot

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser ”

I liked it when Gary sported this look on CS

Hildaonpluto

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Of course! There's even a few vacancies for the last minute Olympians/actors you may want added? Any preferences, I've got until 2:59pm to book them! ”

Google the name of tonights French Olympic weightlifter competitor and the Norwegian rowing team and book them for an overnight later this week!

xItzDannyx

13-08-2016

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“That's not a very refined way to talk about my palace window cleaner and handyman even though it is true! 😘”

Hilda!

Originally Posted by Hildaonpluto:
“Google the name of tonights French Olympic weightlifter competitor and the Norwegian rowing team and book them for an overnight later this week!”

On it!

Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“You can do what you want, I'm off to watch Allo Allo, which is preferable to wasting my time on here.”

RMF

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