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Old 13-08-2016, 00:23
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They won't get near my water I promise you!

It's reserved for particular people not wannabees!
Am I one of these particulars, QueenHilda?

Erm... West Midlands actually
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:24
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Do you know how long it took to get the what you call 'Love Stains' out of the bed sheets? Obviously not, you claim you're too manly for doing laundry.
As manly as Freddie Mercury in 'I Want to Break Free'
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:24
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Get her told Hilds I agree
I don't!

And...

I should start my own thread, A Yorkies thread where me and my fellow Yorkies can drink endless cups of tea and eat biscuits.
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:24
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Oh you love anything, and a pulse is optional!
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:24
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It's important that Yorkshire folk know their place and it's below Scotland!
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:24
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Erm... West Midlands actually
Everything is south to us rednecks up here

I have a friend from the West Mids, Stratford way.
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:25
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I don't!

And...

I want my own thread. A Yorkies thread!
Ooh can we discuss the chocolate bar?
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:25
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Oh you love anything, and a pulse is optional!
He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:26
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Everything is south to us rednecks up here

I have a friend from the West Mids, Stratford way.
I went there once. I can't tell you where it is though

That's where Willy Shakespeare's from isn't it?
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:26
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As manly as Freddie Mercury in 'I Want to Break Free'
Which was meant to imitate Corrie
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:26
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I don't!

And...

I should start my own thread, A Yorkies thread where me and my fellow Yorkies can drink endless cups of tea and eat biscuits.
Don't go Retro I don;t even believe in any God
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:26
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It's important that Yorkshire folk know their place and it's below Scotland!
Don't you worry I know my place alright and it's not here!
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:26
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Am I one of these particulars, QueenHilda?



Erm... West Midlands actually
As a favourite maid you'll get access to more water than most!

Now have you organised that topless muscular masseur for me tomorrow at 3pm to give me a long intimate massage for vital medical reasons?
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:26
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He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:26
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I don't!

And...

I should start my own thread, A Yorkies thread where me and my fellow Yorkies can drink endless cups of tea and eat biscuits.
Can I be an honorary Yorkie. I like to try and affect the accent sometimes
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:27
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Not even Vanish could get rid of them.

Grad claims to be, but really he doesn't have a clue how to do it.

He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser
No wonder you cheated on me with all the chavs near you
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:27
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Don't go Retro I don;t even believe in any God
I'm not religious but I stand by my county's name
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:27
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Which was meant to imitate Corrie
Call my Hilda Ogden
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:28
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As a favourite maid you'll get access to more water than most!

Now have you organised that topless muscular masseur for me tomorrow at 3pm to give me a long intimate massage for vital medical reasons?
Of course! There's even a few vacancies for the last minute Olympians/actors you may want added? Any preferences, I've got until 2:59pm to book them!
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:29
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Don't go Retro I don;t even believe in any God
God doesn't come into it, I've read some of the stuff posted on these forums about Yorkshire being a crap hole and stuff, just ask Mark1974 what he thinks of it, he'll fill you in about the rubbish dump I'm proud to call home.
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:29
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He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser
That's not a very refined way to talk about my palace window cleaner and handyman even though it is true! 😘
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:30
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Ooh can we discuss the chocolate bar?
You can do what you want, I'm off to watch Allo Allo, which is preferable to wasting my time on here.
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:31
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He's right though, trackies and a tight arse are an instant dick raiser
I liked it when Gary sported this look on CS
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:31
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Of course! There's even a few vacancies for the last minute Olympians/actors you may want added? Any preferences, I've got until 2:59pm to book them!
Google the name of tonights French Olympic weightlifter competitor and the Norwegian rowing team and book them for an overnight later this week!
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Old 13-08-2016, 00:32
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That's not a very refined way to talk about my palace window cleaner and handyman even though it is true! 😘
Hilda!

Google the name of tonights French Olympic weightlifter competitor and the Norwegian rowing team and book them for an overnight later this week!
On it!

You can do what you want, I'm off to watch Allo Allo, which is preferable to wasting my time on here.
RMF
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