You don't have to leave RMF! Personally I haven't seen Allo Allo and only enjoy Madonna's music casually so didn't have a lot to offer to both topics but I would like to discuss more things with you.

I think she would say:

'This stain is no match for new and improved Daz! See, get's it aahht first time, and it's gotten my coat whiter than Grad's face when attitude confronted him about 'im playing away in't middle of t'Rovers!'

I'd like to see Stella and Mrs Fanshaw do a Daz commercial together. They could clash when they go to the laundrette (Dot's) and Stella's beige jacket gets mixed up with Mrs F's red silk dressing gown. The ladies are ready to go handbags when they are both dazzled by how well Daz has cleaned their whites.

Your mum!


I'm SO sorry! It was a momentary weakness whilst I was plastered on Buckfast! Why can't you forgive me?

"Oooh, it's glow-in-the-dark!"

You're gay so that has no effect?


Accusing me of being a Brummie is basically a crime where I live

Oh yeah ... Your dad!


I'm sensing.... Wolverhampton?

Coventry Right next to Brummieland.

I was born in wolvo and raised in Tipton, nothing wrong with it Danny.

I mean Grad

#Codger


That would be amazing! They could also comment on how fresh everything smells, and how good value for money a box of Daz is. Stella should then say that it's useful for getting rid of Liz McDonald's p*ss stains


The moment I forgive you you will be back out making love to someone else leaving me standing here like a lemon, and you will think 'oh it doesn't matter cause he'll forgive me', well not anymore! It ain't appenin again!

Not far from me

Damn, almost had it!

Yuss


Sh don't remind me, I try and forget

Just started to regret telling you, I bet you've already booked plane tickets

Thanks

What do your accents sound like. I had a friend from Stratford/Redditch but his accent was pretty generic Southern sounding.

I'm speeding down the M6 as we speak!

My accent is very black country like

That's not true! I'll be your willing slave - anything to make Grattutide a thing again! I can chaaange, daaahling!

If only I could believe you have changed, but it's so hard trying to trust you again after everything you did. *rushes out to buy Vodka*

I'm not sure what that sounds like exactly - I think people tend to get Black Country and Brummie accents mixed up.

Me too

No, you ain't gaaahn the pub, we need to taaahlk! I've told ya I've changed, what more do I have to do to make you believe me!

"Essex" meets "Cockney" meets "person who talks really fast" meets "'innit' ends every sentence"

I pronounce words like 'window', 'tomorrow', 'whatever', 'water' as 'winda', 'tomorra', 'whateva', 'warta' etc


Wouldn't put it past you

People say 'West Midlands', I hear Ozzy Osbourne