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Old 20-08-2016, 01:08
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Spot on Danny, there is your answer Grad
So you don't need Viagra to get turned on by men..... very telling
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:08
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Our challenge should be to teach you to spell challenge
We should give him a test each week
Piss off
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:10
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Don't worry Zeusy, Attitude can't spell either. Why do you think he takes so long to reply, he's sat there pressing one key per minute and spelling out the words as he goes.
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:10
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So the sleeping tablets won't take effect?
What were you planning on doing to me?

The power of taste and reasoning, I gets alls confusedd
You haven't got any taste for me to steal from you

Longer than you, but the difference is he probably doesn't need Viagra
Poor Grad nearly bust a hip last time the old fart
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:10
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So you don't need Viagra to get turned on by men..... very telling
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:13
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Don't worry Zeusy, Attitude can't spell either. Why do you think he takes so long to reply, he's sat there pressing one key per minute and spelling out the words as he goes.
Rude actually! Well it's pointless to make fun of you because you'll take all day to figure it out
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:16
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What were you planning on doing to me?
Er.... nothing that can be proved in a court of law

You haven't got any taste for me to steal from you
You included?

Poor Grad nearly bust a hip last time the old fart
No, just a brain aneurysm
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:17
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Rude actually! Well it's pointless to make fun of you because you'll take all day to figure it out
Do you remember Danny's question about how lesbians have sex?
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:19
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Er.... nothing that can be proved in a court of law

You included?

No, just a brain aneurysm
Dean Wicks is that you?

You had taste when you met me, but as soon as you strayed with your wandering eye you lost it.

Oh, was that because I did a Pauline Fowler and smacked you over the head with the frying pan? Or was it the iron?

Do you remember Danny's question about how lesbians have sex?
Amongst others
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:20
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Do you remember Danny's question about how lesbians have sex?
Piss off, you know that you all misread and misunderstood that question!

Rude actually! Well it's pointless to make fun of you because you'll take all day to figure it out
Not even going to argue with this!
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:22
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Piss off, you know that you all misread and misunderstood that question!



Not even going to argue with this!
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:23
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Dean Wicks is that you?

You had taste when you met me, but as soon as you strayed with your wandering eye you lost it.

Oh, was that because I did a Pauline Fowler and smacked you over the head with the frying pan? Or was it the iron?



Amongst others
Yeah Danny has a way with words
I guess a bit like me
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:23
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Not even going to argue with this!
I win!
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:26
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Dean Wicks is that you?

You had taste when you met me, but as soon as you strayed with your wandering eye you lost it.

Oh, was that because I did a Pauline Fowler and smacked you over the head with the frying pan? Or was it the iron?


You absorbed all my taste and now I have none

"The iron! It was the iron, Mo! How many times huv I telt ye?"
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:26
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Noo, I didn't say that

(DS needs to add an evil emoji. Like a >:} which looks like some weirdo planning to kill you or something! )
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:28
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Yeah Danny has a way with words
I guess a bit like me
You have a way with words?

You absorbed all my taste and now I have none

"The iron! It was the iron, Mo! How many times huv I telt ye?"
Well, you deserved a good pounding on the head...



...with the iron, obviously
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:30
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Well, you deserved a good pounding on the head...

...with the iron, obviously
When I asked for a £1 that's not what I had in mind
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:34
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Noo, I didn't say that

(DS needs to add an evil emoji. Like a >:} which looks like some weirdo planning to kill you or something! )
What did you say then?

(They really do, plus a rolleyes one )

When I asked for a £1 that's not what I had in mind
'Well I told ya yer ain't gaahn daahn the booza to perv over the gaffa but you didn't listen, I 'ad to stop ya one way or another and I'd just finished ironing yer court suit.'
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:49
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'Well I told ya yer ain't gaahn daahn the booza to perv over the gaffa but you didn't listen, I 'ad to stop ya one way or another and I'd just finished ironing yer court suit.'
"I'll finish you, ya wee bastar', here's your dinner..... on the floor!"
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Old 20-08-2016, 01:58
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"I'll finish you, ya wee bastar', here's your dinner..... on the floor!"
'Well at least yer didn't shove my face in it this time!'
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Old 20-08-2016, 02:03
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What did you say then?

(They really do, plus a rolleyes one )
I agreed with your comment, therefore you did not win as I wasn't insulted by your insult...

Bitch
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Old 20-08-2016, 07:43
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2015: Started listening to Christmas songs in July.
2016: April. I started in April. I'm so ready it's unreal
at least you will know the musical legends of Bing Crosby, Cliff Richard, George Michael and Slade if you love xmas music so much
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Old 20-08-2016, 11:32
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at least you will know the musical legends of Bing Crosby, Cliff Richard, George Michael and Slade if you love xmas music so much
Oh no I don't know who sings them just the songs
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Old 20-08-2016, 11:41
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Finally just finished mopping up the mess you guys made last night (now I'm the cleaner.)

I'll be expecting a bonus for my spotless work!
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Old 20-08-2016, 11:45
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Finally just finished mopping up the mess you guys made last night (now I'm the cleaner.)

I'll be expecting a bonus for my spotless work!
Spotless? Me and you must have different standards!

Try again and make sure it is spotless this time or you wont get your pay at all and you will get a short stay in danny's cundgeon with Aaron, Grad and Atti

Rather you than me is all I can say
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