Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Spot on Danny, there is your answer Grad
”
“Spot on Danny, there is your answer Grad
”
So you don't need Viagra to get turned on by men..... very telling
The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Our challenge should be to teach you to spell challenge
”
“Our challenge should be to teach you to spell challenge
”
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“We should give him a test each week ”
“We should give him a test each week
”
Piss off
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Piss off”
“Piss off
”
Don't worry Zeusy, Attitude can't spell either. Why do you think he takes so long to reply, he's sat there pressing one key per minute and spelling out the words as he goes.
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“So the sleeping tablets won't take effect?
”
“So the sleeping tablets won't take effect?
”
What were you planning on doing to me?
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“The power of taste and reasoning, I gets alls confusedd
”
“The power of taste and reasoning, I gets alls confusedd
”
You haven't got any taste for me to steal from you
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Longer than you, but the difference is he probably doesn't need Viagra”
“Longer than you, but the difference is he probably doesn't need Viagra
”
Poor Grad nearly bust a hip last time the old fart
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“So you don't need Viagra to get turned on by men..... very telling”
“So you don't need Viagra to get turned on by men..... very telling
”
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Don't worry Zeusy, Attitude can't spell either. Why do you think he takes so long to reply, he's sat there pressing one key per minute and spelling out the words as he goes.”
“Don't worry Zeusy, Attitude can't spell either. Why do you think he takes so long to reply, he's sat there pressing one key per minute and spelling out the words as he goes.
”
Rude actually! Well it's pointless to make fun of you because you'll take all day to figure it out
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“What were you planning on doing to me?”
“What were you planning on doing to me?
”
Er.... nothing that can be proved in a court of law
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You haven't got any taste for me to steal from you”
“You haven't got any taste for me to steal from you
”
You included?
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Poor Grad nearly bust a hip last time the old fart”
“Poor Grad nearly bust a hip last time the old fart
”
No, just a brain aneurysm
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Rude actually! Well it's pointless to make fun of you because you'll take all day to figure it out”
“Rude actually! Well it's pointless to make fun of you because you'll take all day to figure it out
”
Do you remember Danny's question about how lesbians have sex?
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Er.... nothing that can be proved in a court of law
You included?
No, just a brain aneurysm”
“Er.... nothing that can be proved in a court of law
You included?
No, just a brain aneurysm
”
Dean Wicks is that you?
You had taste when you met me, but as soon as you strayed with your wandering eye you lost it.
Oh, was that because I did a Pauline Fowler and smacked you over the head with the frying pan? Or was it the iron?
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Do you remember Danny's question about how lesbians have sex?”
“Do you remember Danny's question about how lesbians have sex?”
Amongst others
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Do you remember Danny's question about how lesbians have sex?”
“Do you remember Danny's question about how lesbians have sex?”
Piss off, you know that you all misread and misunderstood that question!
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Rude actually! Well it's pointless to make fun of you because you'll take all day to figure it out”
“Rude actually! Well it's pointless to make fun of you because you'll take all day to figure it out
”
Not even going to argue with this!
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Piss off, you know that you all misread and misunderstood that question!
Not even going to argue with this!”
“Piss off, you know that you all misread and misunderstood that question!
Not even going to argue with this!
”
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Dean Wicks is that you?
You had taste when you met me, but as soon as you strayed with your wandering eye you lost it.
Oh, was that because I did a Pauline Fowler and smacked you over the head with the frying pan? Or was it the iron?
Amongst others”
“Dean Wicks is that you?
You had taste when you met me, but as soon as you strayed with your wandering eye you lost it.
Oh, was that because I did a Pauline Fowler and smacked you over the head with the frying pan? Or was it the iron?
Amongst others
”
Yeah Danny has a way with words
I guess a bit like me
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Dean Wicks is that you?
You had taste when you met me, but as soon as you strayed with your wandering eye you lost it.
Oh, was that because I did a Pauline Fowler and smacked you over the head with the frying pan? Or was it the iron?”
“Dean Wicks is that you?
You had taste when you met me, but as soon as you strayed with your wandering eye you lost it.
Oh, was that because I did a Pauline Fowler and smacked you over the head with the frying pan? Or was it the iron?
”
You absorbed all my taste and now I have none
"The iron! It was the iron, Mo! How many times huv I telt ye?"
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“I win!”
“I win!
”
Noo, I didn't say that
(DS needs to add an evil emoji. Like a >:} which looks like some weirdo planning to kill you or something!
)
Originally Posted by Zeus89:
“Yeah Danny has a way with words
I guess a bit like me”
“Yeah Danny has a way with words
I guess a bit like me
”
You have a way with words?
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“You absorbed all my taste and now I have none
"The iron! It was the iron, Mo! How many times huv I telt ye?"”
“You absorbed all my taste and now I have none
"The iron! It was the iron, Mo! How many times huv I telt ye?"
”
Well, you deserved a good pounding on the head...
...with the iron, obviously
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Well, you deserved a good pounding on the head...
...with the iron, obviously”
“Well, you deserved a good pounding on the head...
...with the iron, obviously
”
When I asked for a £1 that's not what I had in mind
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Noo, I didn't say that
(DS needs to add an evil emoji. Like a >:} which looks like some weirdo planning to kill you or something!)”
“Noo, I didn't say that
(DS needs to add an evil emoji. Like a >:} which looks like some weirdo planning to kill you or something!
)”
What did you say then?
(They really do, plus a rolleyes one
)
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“When I asked for a £1 that's not what I had in mind”
“When I asked for a £1 that's not what I had in mind”
'Well I told ya yer ain't gaahn daahn the booza to perv over the gaffa but you didn't listen, I 'ad to stop ya one way or another and I'd just finished ironing yer court suit.'
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“'Well I told ya yer ain't gaahn daahn the booza to perv over the gaffa but you didn't listen, I 'ad to stop ya one way or another and I'd just finished ironing yer court suit.'”
“'Well I told ya yer ain't gaahn daahn the booza to perv over the gaffa but you didn't listen, I 'ad to stop ya one way or another and I'd just finished ironing yer court suit.'
”
"I'll finish you, ya wee bastar', here's your dinner..... on the floor!"
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“"I'll finish you, ya wee bastar', here's your dinner..... on the floor!"”
“"I'll finish you, ya wee bastar', here's your dinner..... on the floor!"”
'Well at least yer didn't shove my face in it this time!'
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“What did you say then?
(They really do, plus a rolleyes one)”
“What did you say then?
(They really do, plus a rolleyes one
)”
I agreed with your comment, therefore you did not win as I wasn't insulted by your insult...
Bitch
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“2015: Started listening to Christmas songs in July.
2016: April. I started in April. I'm so ready it's unreal ”
“2015: Started listening to Christmas songs in July.
2016: April. I started in April. I'm so ready it's unreal
”
at least you will know the musical legends of Bing Crosby, Cliff Richard, George Michael and Slade if you love xmas music so much
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“at least you will know the musical legends of Bing Crosby, Cliff Richard, George Michael and Slade if you love xmas music so much”
“at least you will know the musical legends of Bing Crosby, Cliff Richard, George Michael and Slade if you love xmas music so much
”
Oh no I don't know who sings them just the songs
Finally just finished mopping up the mess you guys made last night (now I'm the cleaner.)
I'll be expecting a bonus for my spotless work!
I'll be expecting a bonus for my spotless work!
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“Finally just finished mopping up the mess you guys made last night (now I'm the cleaner.)
I'll be expecting a bonus for my spotless work!”
“Finally just finished mopping up the mess you guys made last night (now I'm the cleaner.)
I'll be expecting a bonus for my spotless work!
”
Spotless? Me and you must have different standards!
Try again and make sure it is spotless this time or you wont get your pay at all and you will get a short stay in danny's cundgeon with Aaron, Grad and Atti
Rather you than me is all I can say
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