are we betting on which one of you gets banned first

I will kick it off by going into a thread on here

We can try and gain some sort of fan base for this

Since it's my name that they're playing around with it'll no doubt be me!

I know it's bad but i would find that a bit funny

Sorry KK
I won't do it

Hello all, have been out again today so still haven't caught up on Friday soaps.

How is everyone?

No, QueenHilda is owner. You did not fill in an application form, you can become an employee by telling me your preferred job.


I just thought that as the only girl you'd lure in nice customers, whereas doorman Grad would lure in the weird customers?


Sorry KK, I thought your smart brain would help us bring in lots of monies.

As you are one of my favoured employees, you may request an promotion.

Hi Foxy!

Foxy, Zeus is trying to take over our business!

I just meant there are killjoys out there

give the mods some credit they will know who the offenders are

As CEO and the only female around,my job is secure cos we all know women are in charge

stick the award winning Aaron on reception, he can creep up and flatter everyone

Noo, me and Foxy are in charge

Fine, Aaron can be on reception. How about you can be Head of Staff, and keep all of the employees in line?

Would you prefer to be a barmiad? I'm currently writing Who Knocked Up KK? and I think you'd be perfect as a barmaid in the "Main Forum" Pub (Danny came up with the name)
BTW Mrs Fanshaw is the landlady

I'd like to be Supreme Leader (a ceremonial role with no real power but I'm basically God in human form)

BIB - Taking all the credit. Lovely

I came up with the idea of Lea being a barmaid as well?

(Actually, go to Chatzy, I've just remembered one of our fillers!!)

Who put Danny in charge of this?
I don't remember voting on it?

I do not do menial jobs

he isn't in charge

You may be Supreme Leader Who's Not As Supreme As Danny & Foxy

Are people trying to threaten our manager positions? We'll have to fend them off by aggressively posing with our manager and assistant manager of the year awards!!

You weren't here when me, KK, Rick and Foxy decided that we'd sell Leslie Grantham impressionists or something along those lines.

Ah come on now, I am writing It, you are a storyliner Don't throw a hissy fit!

Perfect, thank you Danny

You were here when it happened, surely you remember? Am I going to have to go back and create a quote story?


Agreed Foxy. We won't let FakeZeus try and take something we've worked so hard for

I do the hiring and firing of managerial roles in my job as CEO.

don't you worry your job is safe








.... for now

Yeah but you robbed my list I spent 87 minutes on that!