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Old 22-08-2016, 22:26
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why do farmers need to work nightshifts? do you try and watch the grass grow


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Old 22-08-2016, 22:26
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She wants to know why Farmers work nights... so do I actually
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:27
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everyone will think I have an ego quoting myself

why do farmers need to work nightshifts? do you try and watch the grass grow
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:27
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Yes but the night is still young
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:27
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:27
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Yes but the night is still young
I doubt anything will top it
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:28
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Yes but the night is still young
There's four of us here ATM (if Callum is still here); you're not exactly going to provide anything better and everyone knows Comedians in the same tier as me (the classy, high quality ones) don't work Mondays
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:29
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why are you called Farmer Ben then?

haha I am a poet and I didn't know it
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:29
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:30
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I doubt anything will top it
Your head won't fit through the imagining door leading to this thread tomorrow If you're not careful
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:30
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why are you called Farmer Ben then?

haha I am a poet and I didn't know it
It's a nickname I've given him over the past month

Just like VolleyballZeus
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:30
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:32
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There's four of us here ATM (if Callum is still here); you're not exactly going to provide anything better and everyone knows Comedians in the same tier as me (the classy, high quality ones) don't work Mondays
So why are you here then?
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:32
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It's a nickname I've given him over the past month

Just like VolleyballZeus
is it because he has a penchant for animals?

does Ben live in or near Wales?

the poor sheep
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:33
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is it because he has a penchant for animals?

does Ben live in or near Wales?

the poor sheep
No and No Danny calls me It because I watch Emmerdale
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:33
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So why are you here then?
To keep the peasants in check whilst QueenHilda inspects Max Whitlock
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:34
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is it because he has a penchant for animals?

does Ben live in or near Wales?

the poor sheep
Ben is the reason they call the Welsh "sheep shaggers"

On a more serious note, it's because he watches Emmerdale
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:34
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Ben is the reason they call the Welsh "sheep shaggers"

On a more serious note, it's because he watches Emmerdale
Soap lea also watches Emmerdale.
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:35
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Ben is the reason they call the Welsh "sheep shaggers"

On a more serious note, it's because he watches Emmerdale
I think I am quite disappointed
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:41
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:58
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I think I am quite disappointed
Not [i]just[/b] because he watches Emmerdale, but because he'd rather milk cows with Zak Dingle than watch EE or Hollyoaks
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Old 22-08-2016, 23:00
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Not [i]just[/b] because he watches Emmerdale, but because he'd rather milk cows with Zak Dingle than watch EE or Hollyoaks
I meant that he wasn't an actual farmer

so he thinks he likes to pull male tits?
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Old 22-08-2016, 23:01
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Not [i]just[/b] because he watches Emmerdale, but because he'd rather milk cows with Zak Dingle than watch EE or Hollyoaks
No, I would watch Eastenders, I've watched it before and sometimes dip in and out, but I will never ever watch Hollyoaks, and yes I would rather milk cows with Zak Dingle, in fact I'd rather drink bleach than watch that pile of trashy shite.
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Old 22-08-2016, 23:03
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No, I would watch Eastenders, I've watched it before and sometimes dip in and out, but I will never ever watch Hollyoaks, and yes I would rather milk cows with Zak Dingle, in fact I'd rather drink bleach than watch that pile of trashy shite.
I watched Hollyoaks right from the start
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Old 22-08-2016, 23:04
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I watched Hollyoaks right from the start
I know you watch all four , I'm sorry but that's how I feel about it
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