Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“why do farmers need to work nightshifts? do you try and watch the grass grow
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“why do farmers need to work nightshifts? do you try and watch the grass grow
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Post of the night 👌👍😂
The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by Ben96:
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everyone will think I have an ego quoting myself
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“why do farmers need to work nightshifts? do you try and watch the grass grow”
“why do farmers need to work nightshifts? do you try and watch the grass grow
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Originally Posted by Ben96:
“Yes but the night is still young”
“Yes but the night is still young
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There's four of us here ATM (if Callum is still here); you're not exactly going to provide anything better and everyone knows Comedians in the same tier as me (the classy, high quality ones) don't work Mondays
Originally Posted by Ben96:
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Spoiler
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why are you called Farmer Ben then?
haha I am a poet and I didn't know it
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I doubt anything will top it”
“I doubt anything will top it
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Your head won't fit through the imagining door leading to this thread tomorrow If you're not careful
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“why are you called Farmer Ben then?
haha I am a poet and I didn't know it”
“why are you called Farmer Ben then?
haha I am a poet and I didn't know it
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It's a nickname I've given him over the past month
Just like VolleyballZeus
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“There's four of us here ATM (if Callum is still here); you're not exactly going to provide anything better and everyone knows Comedians in the same tier as me (the classy, high quality ones) don't work Mondays ”
“There's four of us here ATM (if Callum is still here); you're not exactly going to provide anything better and everyone knows Comedians in the same tier as me (the classy, high quality ones) don't work Mondays
”
So why are you here then?
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“It's a nickname I've given him over the past month
Just like VolleyballZeus”
“It's a nickname I've given him over the past month
Just like VolleyballZeus”
is it because he has a penchant for animals?
does Ben live in or near Wales?
the poor sheep
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“is it because he has a penchant for animals?
does Ben live in or near Wales?
the poor sheep”
“is it because he has a penchant for animals?
does Ben live in or near Wales?
the poor sheep
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No and No
Danny calls me It because I watch Emmerdale
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“So why are you here then? ”
“So why are you here then?
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To keep the peasants in check whilst QueenHilda inspects Max Whitlock
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“is it because he has a penchant for animals?
does Ben live in or near Wales?
the poor sheep”
“is it because he has a penchant for animals?
does Ben live in or near Wales?
the poor sheep
”
Ben is the reason they call the Welsh "sheep shaggers"
On a more serious note, it's because he watches Emmerdale
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Ben is the reason they call the Welsh "sheep shaggers"
On a more serious note, it's because he watches Emmerdale”
“Ben is the reason they call the Welsh "sheep shaggers"
On a more serious note, it's because he watches Emmerdale
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Soap lea also watches Emmerdale.
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Ben is the reason they call the Welsh "sheep shaggers"
On a more serious note, it's because he watches Emmerdale”
“Ben is the reason they call the Welsh "sheep shaggers"
On a more serious note, it's because he watches Emmerdale
”
I think I am quite disappointed
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I think I am quite disappointed”
“I think I am quite disappointed
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Not [i]just[/b] because he watches Emmerdale, but because he'd rather milk cows with Zak Dingle than watch EE or Hollyoaks
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Not [i]just[/b] because he watches Emmerdale, but because he'd rather milk cows with Zak Dingle than watch EE or Hollyoaks ”
“Not [i]just[/b] because he watches Emmerdale, but because he'd rather milk cows with Zak Dingle than watch EE or Hollyoaks
”
I meant that he wasn't an actual farmer
so he thinks he likes to pull male tits?
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Not [i]just[/b] because he watches Emmerdale, but because he'd rather milk cows with Zak Dingle than watch EE or Hollyoaks ”
“Not [i]just[/b] because he watches Emmerdale, but because he'd rather milk cows with Zak Dingle than watch EE or Hollyoaks
”
No, I would watch Eastenders, I've watched it before and sometimes dip in and out, but I will never ever watch Hollyoaks, and yes I would rather milk cows with Zak Dingle, in fact I'd rather drink bleach than watch that pile of trashy shite.
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“No, I would watch Eastenders, I've watched it before and sometimes dip in and out, but I will never ever watch Hollyoaks, and yes I would rather milk cows with Zak Dingle, in fact I'd rather drink bleach than watch that pile of trashy shite. ”
“No, I would watch Eastenders, I've watched it before and sometimes dip in and out, but I will never ever watch Hollyoaks, and yes I would rather milk cows with Zak Dingle, in fact I'd rather drink bleach than watch that pile of trashy shite.
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I watched Hollyoaks right from the start
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I watched Hollyoaks right from the start”
“I watched Hollyoaks right from the start
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I know you watch all four , I'm sorry but that's how I feel about it
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