Exactly

Yeah it's weird thing to ask someone
I had a feud with some older lads in two years above me, who would target me walking home from school.

Did you ever have rumours spread around about you? Mine are weird to say the least.

It's stupid

For some reason I never liked the older boys in my school. If they were older they were evil, and if they were younger they were evil

Also, when I went into Year 9, I noticed that all of the new Year 7's were tiny It's like they'd all shrunk, and it baffled me how there wasn't a single tall person in that year (or any of the years after as they all seemed to stay tiny)

I think every Tutor Period was a new rumour about me? Apparently I
etc

I said something to my Tutor and spent the last month having a rumour spread that I'd said I love her. I was actually halfway through a conversation about tinsel but interrupted it to say "Hi Miss" followed by the words "lovely pink tinsel", but apparently my accent makes that sounds like "Hi Miss love you"

Can I just point out the d*ckheads that said it didn't even know what the phrase meant

lol i noticed that the year 7's were more vile as i went through school.

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So everyone at your school also thought you were gay?

Every year I noticed how annoying they were. They used to get gobby for absolutely no reason

And the amount of them that smoked was appalling

I don't expect you to understand as you didn't go to a boys school, but at all-boy schools, if you don't play football, you're gay. Logic

Yeah at my schol we had year 9's smoking weed

I think two of my favourite ones about me was that I was



Because apparently going to his office (because the school classed me as vulnerable) for talks about the bullying, anxiety etc actually meant me having sex with him on his desk.

Another one was that I had HIV and was spreading it around. (But remember, this is coming the place where siblings have sex and most of the girls vaginas are like Chernobyl).

How?

Year 7's used to do it at my school. It's gross

Because teenage boys are nobheads

The worst thing ever is when you're accused of fancying a teacher but the teacher isn't even fit

Yeah and they're the ones with their face caked in make up, with 'Pauls Boutique' jackets and fake ugg boots their dad bought from Shoe Zone and they're swanning around thinking they're it.

Pipe down love

The smell is terrible

Very true, my mate got accused of having sex in the libary

I was lucky then because almost everyone fancied my head of year. He was also one of the Psychics teachers and everyone wanted to be in his class.

Agreed, and when you would try and talk to them as a little 12 year old boy, they would crush your spirit.

That's It everyone, just totally ignore my post

Lucky


It really is.

The allotments was the place to be when I was at school. Or the fields, because we had a massive (like a really, really massive) amount of grass (it was a sports college) surrounding the school.

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