Well, it was my friends last time going out before she goes to Uni (sob) and we were in the pub when I noticed he kept giving me looks. I knew him mutually and he knew me so we all went outside for a break and he grabbed my hand, went around the corner, pushed me up against the wall and snogged me. He was also grabbing my bum too which felt nice whilst I had my arms on his shoulders, grabbing onto his shirt.

How have your dates been so far?

Then I will have to politely decline due to the fact that you are

Before you start discussing your dates and "gory details", can I just remind you I'm on the cleaning rota for tonight so keep the mess to a minimum and we'll all be fine...

Evening RMF, how are you? Still sweltering here, so humid it's unreal

That's our formal name

Hi RMF.


Aww KK, it's OK. Since mine and Ben's divorce I hear he's reverted to old Saucy Shauna the Sheep. Looks like he needs you to swoop in and save him from his lamb


Don't say that, Grad'll be here like a shot!

That sounds very soapy indeed! Did you go back to his for more grabbing? You sound like a couple of of gypsies.

My dates have been rubbish. Two I really didn't like at all, the other didn't like me. The fourth one, tomorrow, is more promising but I'll have to let you know how that turns out ...

It's hard being a 30 year old gay. Make the most of the men while you can!

So I'm one step up from a fictional sheep? Thanks Danny, thanks a lot

Don't worry Rick, most things are wipe-clean ...

Well what do you think I bloody pay you for


https://youtu.be/UB8owZ-RuEE?t=51s


It's boiling here too.


Well...

I often back out of asking these things and haven't had any offers recently

No, I'm just saying all he's had is sheep so when he says such a fabulous person enter the barn he'll be at your knees quicker than Grad was going down the M1 when he found out what city I lived in

This is a rare week for me - don't think I do it every week! I was feeling confident on Monday so set the ball rolling (so to speak) with some guys I'd been chatting to for a while. I won't be going on any dates for at least the next 6 months

Where are you from Foxy? I'd love to go on a date with you

After me and Zeus had a manly discussion last night (and after about an hour of pretending to be each other ), he told me some very inspirational words...

"If you want anything, including women... then go and get it" - Zeus, 24.8.2016

Zeus is a God among men (and women)!

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Ha you don't know the conversation we were having

scrabbler has, he is all loved up

I hate men which sucks a bit when you are straight

Wow! That's a shock, I didn't think anyone would manage to break down his acidic wit and find the 'real' Scrabbler

I stayed out a bit longer with my friend but because I didn't get into a club she went in told her I was going back to his, and I'll stop there... It was fun though, and my friend was well pleased.

Aw KK, sorry to hear that. Hopefully your date tomorrow will be more promising, plus it's a Friday Night so

BIB: Probably the best bit of advice ever! I never used to be this whorey

Overnight transformation?

Lol probably, like almost as soon as I turned 16 that was it

Grad's transformation came as soon as he popped his head out

Probably happened in the womb

There has been no post on DS for about 2 hours in the soap section!!

Can't sleep it's so bloody hot!!!