me either

only one more day to go

Well of course you wouldn't. You were being a right b*stard not agreeing to a divorce so I said I wanted to meet up and see if we could give it another go. I kept buying you drinks whilst I had water so therefore you got stinking drunk, didn't know what you were doig and agreed to a divorce.

You trapped me! Knowing a Scotsman just can't say no to booze

I just found a way to get a quickie divorce and I got one! Plus it meant I could have a very soap style 'throwing clothes of yours out of window whilst neighbours watch'.

Plus you're only half Scottish aren't you?

I think the phrase is domestic abuse

did you not do that every day when you were having very public fights.

Poor Grad is the way I am swaying now

Yeah true, but this one was hopefully final but he keeps coming back.

Poor Grad? I think you're forgetting I was the one who was cheated on.

Hello everyone.

Outrageous! I'm kidnapping you and taking you to Vegas for a quickie.... wedding

This isn't Hollyoaks Grad...

It's Hollyoaks: Later

Ooh full of sex and violence.

what you gonna do have sex then stab him

Can't wait. This week has been a drag.


Hi there.

Bump.


What is everyone up to tonight? Being nosy.

I'm just tired - I had my Mother and Brother over, spent last night and this morning sorting the flat out and making it tidier. I threw a lot of useless furniture out. Shame I've got 4 boxes of leaflets clogging my bedroom.

Hello all

Not had a great day today

EastEnders was dire too

Me either! doing the work of 5 people!

least it makes the days go quicker

Less of the stabbing, more of the other

I've got a pair of hair straighteners on standby just in case...


Drinking green tea and watching Johnny and Tom in EastEnders.


Just make sure the condom doesn't split this time yeah?

Off-topic but has anyone in soaps dressed up as a clown?

Scott in Hollyoaks has.

I just watched Our Ex-Wife on BBC2, one off sitcom, Robert Webb was in it, thought it was really good.

Talking about sitcoms, what are everyone's favourites?

Mine are:

The Thick of It - 5live episode series 3
Peep Show - lettuce cocktail last series
IT Crowd - I'm disabled!

Least favourite:

Mrs Brown's Boys
Citizen Khan

Find neither funny and honestly can't see how anyone can.

what you are going to burn him too? thats a bit mad stella behaviour


run grad run, save yourself while you can

I like citizen Khan.

I like watching the comedies that would have been on bbc3 but are on iplayer.

there is one called fleabag at the moment

and I watched a johnny vegas one last night