Didn't they just spend their lives sat outside of McKlunky's? :P

someone sounds jealous

If you'll shut up about Cotton

Of Zeus? Seriously?

Reveal Rita and Emily to be repressed lesbians entering into acceptance at this late stage of their life, get them back in touch with Mavis and retcon that she was secretly hiding an Ann Summers lesbian business she'd been running since she left the seat from them. Cue a post-watershed Ann Summers lesbian pensioner party being held in the rovers!

You know you're a crap gang when Bianca beats you up


We were merely having a discussion about him and bins

that Zeus wants Sean over you

It's fine, I'll have Cal

Bullies!!

Lol.

Oh you guys.

Mine was a compliment

And wasting valuable Cal discussion time

Sorry I didn't see your's, was it that I am by far out of Sean's league if I was to ever enter that League?

Please say yes

Can't bare the thought of Sean being out of anybody's league, especially my own.

It would help if you replied

I needed to go to the bathroom

What for I wonder?

Doesn't take that long

What happened did you fall down the toilet?

My arse is too big for that...

A piss?

Well that's a way if putting it.

You filthy person

Look Babs you wanted to suck DTC's Cock, I'm afraid you have to live with that know!

Shit wrong thread

What I meant was you could have said having a wee

But then again chavs like you think you're so hardcore