Well his description of his shop was lovely


But you're only half Scottish

Is that an admittance of yours and Aaron's romance

At last

Thank god or I'd be even worse than I am now

You are so fabulous


His denials are pointless, everyone here knows the truth

That's the point - he tries to lure you in, and then he pounces.

LUCKILY I've managed to avoid all of his advances.

You're enough of a nob already


Aha thank you


Is this Aaron we're talking about here?

Well yes, but him and Grad are from the same mould

No need to tell me that

That...was...low

They don't make 'em like us anymore. You haters gon' hate

well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man

Below the belt





You don't mince do you?

Is anyone watching celebrity island 🌴

Just how he likes it

I'm an open book

Spot on


Well...yes!!!


Some of us have taste


Don't go there, Grad is ...................................

Absolute filth soap-lea!!

I think he prefers the belt off


Best way to be


You think that's filth? There's been far worse filth than that!

No!

People actually know who Madonna is and know her songs and LIKE her!

People like Alfie Moon as well!

I like both!

Some people actually like using this thread to discuss things other than smut you know!

And furthermore if it is the wrong thread then i don't need to be here do I?

Ben's not here to drag the tone down so someone had to do it

Oh lord. What have I gotten into?!

I think I could have filled a swimming pool with the amount of tears I've produced today

It was for stand up to cancer. The story they showed at the end was heartbreaking, this man lost his wife to cancer then two years later his youngest son had brain cancer

The celebs that did it donated their fee to charity, got my respect cos it was rough

Farmer Ben takes his job very seriously in wales

A mostly smutty thread!

If you want to discuss Alfie or Madonna you've had it because once the smut comes along any non smutty posts get ignored!