Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“What?”
“What?”
Waaaiittt do you mean condoms?
The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Oh my god at last!”
“Oh my god at last!”
Just as well he's a looker cos there's nothing between the ears
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Just as well he's a looker cos there's nothing between the ears”
“Just as well he's a looker cos there's nothing between the ears
”
Hair?
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“It cān only be Atti! Grad is gonna be mad
”
“It cān only be Atti! Grad is gonna be mad
”
If it is me that will be a shocking twist
Grad can get as mad as he likes, I have ways of getting around him
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“You need to start making sure everyone is wearing their rain jackets”
“You need to start making sure everyone is wearing their rain jackets”
No glove no love
Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.”
“Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.”
I feel my name should be further up the pecking order
Who is jervis and is Halliwell after ginger spice?
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“If it is me that will be a shocking twist
Grad can get as mad as he likes, I have ways of getting around him
No glove no love”
“If it is me that will be a shocking twist
Grad can get as mad as he likes, I have ways of getting around him
No glove no love
”
Poor Grad and I am glad someone knows what I mean!
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.”
“Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.”
Hmmm, not happy but there again a miscarriage could be en route
Thanks
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Poor Grad and I am glad someone knows what I mean!”
“Poor Grad and I am glad someone knows what I mean!”
Not poor Grad
I know what you meant don't worry, that's what learning Health & Social Care does for you
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.”
“Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.”
I'm not in it
Surely there's space for a Rickaaaayyy?
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Yeah still don't know
It's not from Nuneaton!
I would like to confirm I have told the father. The father is refusing to pay Child Support but he'll come round.”
“Yeah still don't know
It's not from Nuneaton!
I would like to confirm I have told the father. The father is refusing to pay Child Support but he'll come round.”
I'm probably the only one on this thread who'll understand this joke!
(Midlands banter)
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Grad can get as mad as he likes, I have ways of getting around him”
“Grad can get as mad as he likes, I have ways of getting around him
”
Kindly elaborate...
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.”
“Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.
Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.”
Love it!
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I feel my name should be further up the pecking order
Who is jervis and is Halliwell after ginger spice?”
“I feel my name should be further up the pecking order
Who is jervis and is Halliwell after ginger spice?”
In other words, mine should be last????
I came up with the surname Halliwell actually
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Poor Grad and I am glad someone knows what I mean!”
“Poor Grad and I am glad someone knows what I mean!”
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“I'm probably the only one on this thread who'll understand this joke!
(Midlands banter)”
“I'm probably the only one on this thread who'll understand this joke!
(Midlands banter)”
Such a thing exists?
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“No chance mate”
“No chance mate
”
You can't refer to your significant other/disturbed stalker as "mate"
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“You can't refer to your significant other/disturbed stalker as "mate"”
“You can't refer to your significant other/disturbed stalker as "mate"
”
Watch me
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Kindly elaborate...
Love it!
In other words, mine should be last????
I came up with the surname Halliwell actually
”
“Kindly elaborate...
Love it!
In other words, mine should be last????
I came up with the surname Halliwell actually
”
Hang on a minute are you the daddy #plottwist
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“There will be tears before bedtime again”
“There will be tears before bedtime again”
Good thing it's raining, I'll just go to the window and listen to some R.E.M.
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“I'm probably the only one on this thread who'll understand this joke!
(Midlands banter)”
“I'm probably the only one on this thread who'll understand this joke!
(Midlands banter)”
This might be offensive right but
Round here, when you give someone the silent treatment you "send them to Coventry" what do you say in the midlands?
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Hang on a minute are you the daddy #plottwist”
“Hang on a minute are you the daddy #plottwist”
Maybes yes, maybes naw
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