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Old 24-10-2016, 20:47
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Waaaiittt do you mean condoms?
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Old 24-10-2016, 20:50
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Waaaiittt do you mean condoms?
Oh my god at last!
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:16
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Oh my god at last!
Just as well he's a looker cos there's nothing between the ears
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:20
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Just as well he's a looker cos there's nothing between the ears
Hair?
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:26
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It càn only be Atti! Grad is gonna be mad
If it is me that will be a shocking twist

Grad can get as mad as he likes, I have ways of getting around him

You need to start making sure everyone is wearing their rain jackets
No glove no love
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:30
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Aaron, now that I'm pregnant you're going to have to leave me alone. It's not good for the baby
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:34
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Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.

Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:43
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Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.

Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.
I feel my name should be further up the pecking order

Who is jervis and is Halliwell after ginger spice?
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:45
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If it is me that will be a shocking twist

Grad can get as mad as he likes, I have ways of getting around him



No glove no love
Poor Grad and I am glad someone knows what I mean!
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:50
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Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.

Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.
Hmmm, not happy but there again a miscarriage could be en route

Thanks
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:53
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Oh my god at last!
Danny's blonde, didn't he mention?
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:54
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Poor Grad and I am glad someone knows what I mean!
Not poor Grad

I know what you meant don't worry, that's what learning Health & Social Care does for you
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:54
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Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.

Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.
I'm not in it

Surely there's space for a Rickaaaayyy?
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:56
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Yeah still don't know

It's not from Nuneaton!

I would like to confirm I have told the father. The father is refusing to pay Child Support but he'll come round.
I'm probably the only one on this thread who'll understand this joke!

(Midlands banter)
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Old 24-10-2016, 21:58
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Grad can get as mad as he likes, I have ways of getting around him
Kindly elaborate...

Me and the father have decided on the baby's name.

Zeus Jervis Atti Gleek Grad Lea KornerKabin Halliwell will be born on the 3rd of June 2017.
Love it!

I feel my name should be further up the pecking order

Who is jervis and is Halliwell after ginger spice?
In other words, mine should be last????

I came up with the surname Halliwell actually

Poor Grad and I am glad someone knows what I mean!
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:01
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I'm probably the only one on this thread who'll understand this joke!

(Midlands banter)
Such a thing exists?
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:02
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No chance mate
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:03
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You can't refer to your significant other/disturbed stalker as "mate"
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:05
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You can't refer to your significant other/disturbed stalker as "mate"
Watch me
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:06
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Such disobedience deserves punishment
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:07
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There will be tears before bedtime again
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:08
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Kindly elaborate...



Love it!



In other words, mine should be last????

I came up with the surname Halliwell actually




Hang on a minute are you the daddy #plottwist
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:09
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There will be tears before bedtime again
Good thing it's raining, I'll just go to the window and listen to some R.E.M.
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:09
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I'm probably the only one on this thread who'll understand this joke!

(Midlands banter)
This might be offensive right but

Round here, when you give someone the silent treatment you "send them to Coventry" what do you say in the midlands?
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:10
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Hang on a minute are you the daddy #plottwist
Maybes yes, maybes naw
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