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Old 24-10-2016, 22:11
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Such disobedience deserves punishment
You find any excuse to crack the whip, even though nothing much comes of it.

There will be tears before bedtime again
Barneys in the Street as usual

Hang on a minute are you the daddy #plottwist
#Granny
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:11
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This might be offensive right but

Round here, when you give someone the silent treatment you "send them to Coventry" what do you say in the midlands?
'Send them to Lea's'
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:12
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You find any excuse to crack the whip, even though nothing much comes of it.
Keep talkin' trash - while you're mouth is still ungagged
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:15
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You know I won soap chatterbox right? Not gonna get ignored are they
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:15
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This might be offensive right but

Round here, when you give someone the silent treatment you "send them to Coventry" what do you say in the midlands?
I don't know, Coventry isn't seen as bad I don't think.

There's some properly dodgy places in Birmingham but I don't live near those!
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:15
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You find any excuse to crack the whip, even though nothing much comes of it.



Barneys in the Street as usual



#Granny
I am far too young
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:16
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I am far too young
You're a GILF
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:16
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I don't know, Coventry isn't seen as bad I don't think.

There's some properly dodgy places in Birmingham but I don't live near those!
You midlands people must live in a bubble
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:18
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Keep talkin' trash - while you're mouth is still ungagged
KK's into that type of thing, not me

I am far too young
When me and Danny were creating our own Hollyoaks last night, you were the glamorous mother who was having an affair with Zack Loveday (his idea not mine ) and you had divorced Dullag.
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:19
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KK's into that type of thing, not me

When me and Danny were creating our own Hollyoaks last night, you were the glamorous mother who was having an affair with Zack Loveday (his idea not mine ) and you had divorced Dullag.
I've never heard any complaints from you, and I have KK to confirm that

Am I still the druggie, damaged gay one
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:19
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You midlands people must live in a bubble
I love the Midlands it gets a bad name and is ignored by the rest of the country but it's great really
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:21
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I feel my name should be further up the pecking order

Who is jervis and is Halliwell after ginger spice?
Jervis is Callum and Grad made a family tree.

KK married Lea and had Atti. Lea then married Dullag and had me and Gleek. Dullag then remarried, and married someone else (we've not decided, we'll call her A). A has a brother, Aaron. The end. (oh, and Callum is KK's brother)

Hmmm, not happy but there again a miscarriage could be en route >:

Thanks
I'm sorry

I'm not in it

Surely there's space for a Rickaaaayyy?
Oh of course, how could I forget!

I'm probably the only one on this thread who'll understand this joke!

(Midlands banter)
Yay a fellow Midlands person

Hang on a minute are you the daddy #plottwist
Definitely NOT.

This might be offensive right but

Round here, when you give someone the silent treatment you "send them to Coventry" what do you say in the midlands?
It's not offensive.

I live in Coventry, and we just say "we ain't talking to you so f*ck off" and we're done basically.
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:23
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Jervis is Callum and Grad made a family tree.

KK married Lea and had Atti. Lea then married Dullag and had me and Gleek. Dullag then remarried, and married someone else (we've not decided, we'll call her A). A has a brother, Aaron. The end. (oh, and Callum is KK's brother)
Who's my mother again
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:23
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I've never heard any complaints from you, and I have KK to confirm that

Am I still the druggie, damaged gay one
Well KK isn't here currently to back you up

Ste basically just less chavvy and self centred.
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:24
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I don't know, Coventry isn't seen as bad I don't think.

There's some properly dodgy places in Birmingham but I don't live near those!
Nah Coventry's one of the alright places It's quite nice if you can see past all the chavs and teens who are up the duff.

I hate going to Brum because driving around there reminds me of a Sex Ed video I watched once with like a million sperms rushing for an egg.

You midlands people must live in a bubble
?

When me and Danny were creating our own Hollyoaks last night, you were the glamorous mother who was having an affair with Zack Loveday (his idea not mine ) and you had divorced Dullag.
Yeah Lea was the glamorous MILF who was into toyboys and eventually married Zack Loveday. KK and Aaron opened a gay bar, whilst Grad was a damaged gay druggie.

I love the Midlands it gets a bad name and is ignored by the rest of the country but it's great really
Agreed.
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:25
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Who's my mother again
Yeaah Chatzy now
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:25
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Who's my mother again
Not bloody me, It's already a bucket after all that I am not having any more
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:25
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Well KK isn't here currently to back you up

Ste basically just less chavvy and self centred.
He's probably still asleep

That's a compliment, I guess
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:26
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I love the Midlands it gets a bad name and is ignored by the rest of the country but it's great really
Ha ha that must be where it came from. Nail on the head
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:27
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Not bloody me, It's already a bucket after all that I am not having any more
You're too fabulous to have birthed this disaster

A bucket
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:28
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Erm why am I getting married to gay guys and having babies? I am fussy you know and a one man woman 😀

I'd rather have mac over zac loveday also. in fact have me marry Mac or Tony
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:28
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He's probably still asleep

That's a compliment, I guess
Asleep, or not able to get to his computer

You have better hair, as opposed to the super noodles type thing Ste has
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:29
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Not bloody me, It's already a bucket after all that I am not having any more
No you're just Grad's (wicked) step-mother.

A bucket? Bloody hell
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:30
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No you're just Grad's (wicked) step-mother.

A bucket? Bloody hell
Well you have made me pop out like 20 babies
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Old 24-10-2016, 22:30
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Asleep, or not able to get to his computer

You have better hair, as opposed to the super noodles type thing Ste has


I hate Ste's hair now, it looks..... grimy
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