You find any excuse to crack the whip, even though nothing much comes of it.


Barneys in the Street as usual


#Granny

'Send them to Lea's'

Keep talkin' trash - while you're mouth is still ungagged

You know I won soap chatterbox right? Not gonna get ignored are they

I don't know, Coventry isn't seen as bad I don't think.

There's some properly dodgy places in Birmingham but I don't live near those!

I am far too young

You're a GILF

You midlands people must live in a bubble

KK's into that type of thing, not me


When me and Danny were creating our own Hollyoaks last night, you were the glamorous mother who was having an affair with Zack Loveday (his idea not mine ) and you had divorced Dullag.

I've never heard any complaints from you, and I have KK to confirm that

Am I still the druggie, damaged gay one

I love the Midlands it gets a bad name and is ignored by the rest of the country but it's great really

Jervis is Callum and Grad made a family tree.

KK married Lea and had Atti. Lea then married Dullag and had me and Gleek. Dullag then remarried, and married someone else (we've not decided, we'll call her A). A has a brother, Aaron. The end. (oh, and Callum is KK's brother)


I'm sorry


Oh of course, how could I forget!


Yay a fellow Midlands person


Definitely NOT.


It's not offensive.

I live in Coventry, and we just say "we ain't talking to you so f*ck off" and we're done basically.

Who's my mother again

Well KK isn't here currently to back you up

Ste basically just less chavvy and self centred.

Nah Coventry's one of the alright places It's quite nice if you can see past all the chavs and teens who are up the duff.

I hate going to Brum because driving around there reminds me of a Sex Ed video I watched once with like a million sperms rushing for an egg.


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Yeah Lea was the glamorous MILF who was into toyboys and eventually married Zack Loveday. KK and Aaron opened a gay bar, whilst Grad was a damaged gay druggie.


Agreed.

Yeaah Chatzy now

Not bloody me, It's already a bucket after all that I am not having any more

He's probably still asleep

That's a compliment, I guess

Ha ha that must be where it came from. Nail on the head

You're too fabulous to have birthed this disaster

A bucket

Erm why am I getting married to gay guys and having babies? I am fussy you know and a one man woman 😀

I'd rather have mac over zac loveday also. in fact have me marry Mac or Tony

Asleep, or not able to get to his computer

You have better hair, as opposed to the super noodles type thing Ste has

No you're just Grad's (wicked) step-mother.

A bucket? Bloody hell

Well you have made me pop out like 20 babies

I hate Ste's hair now, it looks..... grimy