Same pulling clothes since I was a slaggy 14 year old

If you've seen them you're a much braver man than I, can I start chatting you up Atti? As I think Danny is picking up some awful habits!

I guess I'm true EastEnder now that I'm a murderer.

I seem to have killed this thread.

I have not seen them, I'm not Lenina Crowne! I read the reviews

Not for the first time mate

Very cruel

With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue

The only thing I ever got from you was sorrow

Atti only has time to bat away one pair of mucky paws. MINE!

Just ten days to go

Thanks

Whatever

I hate cars right now, my next mode of transport just needs to be jet pack or teleporter

Yes but I may be be able to bribe him with a chauffeur ridden drive in my new car

The nearest 'Supermoon' for 68 years tonight - and I don't mean my arse!

He prefers robin reliants

You can try, but then again me and Danny are the same level of easiness so it won't be much of a challenge

At least you're a respected member of society I guess

I'm sure he won't mind the interior

Heey J-B

Oh he will, you can't put a commoner in a posh car

I am having the most bizarre evening in fact it's been the most bizarre day

Do you think it's the full moon?🌕🌕🌕🌕🌝

I'm sure, he's not fussy when it comes to old bangers


Compared to who? Fred West?

😂😂😂. On both counts

Well below the belt you

I'm a true celebrity now get on your knees and bow

Now I get why he is having the OP... well played JB well played

What's all this talk of Aaron being J-B??

Sex mad - no shame at all.

Basically, JB likes younger women, his alter ego is Aaron who pretends to be gay, he sets his sights on a young straight man, confuses them into thinking they are gay and then somehow the young lad ends up having a sex change OP. JB then re-enters the fray to collect his chosen woman.

Just in case you are wondering the victim is Danny or Danielle as we now call her