Originally Posted by UrGleekIsShowin:
“Gotta keep it clean”
“Gotta keep it clean”
Bleach might work better
The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Have you been spraying febreeze on atti's bits?”
“Have you been spraying febreeze on atti's bits?
”
Nah, I use Domestos to disinfect that disaster zone
Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“Good for you.
Young and in love - this will be the very best time of your life so savour and enjoy it hun.
”
“Good for you.
Young and in love - this will be the very best time of your life so savour and enjoy it hun.
”
Thanks Keyser
I don't want to get my hopes up too much though
Originally Posted by UrGleekIsShowin:
“Thanks Keyser I don't want to get my hopes up too much though”
“Thanks Keyser
I don't want to get my hopes up too much though”
Best way cos men always disappoint you in the end
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Nah, I use Domestos to disinfect that disaster zone”
“Nah, I use Domestos to disinfect that disaster zone
”
Probably for the best.
Are Atti and Danny off bumping uglies with each other this evening
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Best way cos men always disappoint you in the end”
“Best way cos men always disappoint you in the end”
aaaand there goes my youthful optimism
Originally Posted by UrGleekIsShowin:
“aaaand there goes my youthful optimism”
“aaaand there goes my youthful optimism
”
I'm just old and bitter
Can only blame myself tho for my poor taste
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Probably for the best.
Are Atti and Danny off bumping uglies with each other this evening”
“Probably for the best.
Are Atti and Danny off bumping uglies with each other this evening
”
I hope not as they haven't invited me
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I'm just old and bitter
Can only blame myself tho for my poor taste”
“I'm just old and bitter
Can only blame myself tho for my poor taste
”
Bitter and fabulous.... like a G&T
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I'm just old and bitter
Can only blame myself tho for my poor taste”
“I'm just old and bitter
Can only blame myself tho for my poor taste
”
Aww
I guess those kind of things always make me think that there is no hope really and so it's pointless well we've all fallen for the wrong one at some point haven't we?
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I'm just old and bitter
Can only blame myself tho for my poor taste”
“I'm just old and bitter
Can only blame myself tho for my poor taste
”
Yes indeed - you told me to bugger off for example which is undoubtedly the greatest mistake of your entire life.
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Have you been spraying febreeze on atti's bits?”
“Have you been spraying febreeze on atti's bits?”
Grad needs Dettol
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Nah, I use Domestos to disinfect that disaster zone”
“Nah, I use Domestos to disinfect that disaster zone”
Stop pretending you actually go near my bits these days
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Best way cos men always disappoint you in the end”
“Best way cos men always disappoint you in the end”
Too true
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Probably for the best.
Are Atti and Danny off bumping uglies with each other this evening”
“Probably for the best.
Are Atti and Danny off bumping uglies with each other this evening
”
In everyone's dreams
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I hope not as they haven't invited me”
“I hope not as they haven't invited me
”
You're too old for that now
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Grad needs Dettol”
“Grad needs Dettol
”
Like the value brand vodka you drink?
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Stop pretending you actually go near my bits these days”
“Stop pretending you actually go near my bits these days
”
You keep batting my hand away
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You're too old for that now”
“You're too old for that now
”
Rude actually!
I'm in my prime
Originally Posted by J-B:
“Evening all.”
“Evening all.”
Originally Posted by J-B:
“Evening J-B.”
“Evening J-B.”
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Evening Aaron”
“Evening Aaron”
Evening Lea, J-B, Aaron, and J-B.
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Like the value brand vodka you drink?
You keep batting my hand away
Rude actually! I'm in my prime ”
“Like the value brand vodka you drink?
You keep batting my hand away
Rude actually!
I'm in my prime ”
No, that's more like acid
even then that's not strong enough for you Well I am trying to get an education and need to do work
Past it more like, you need your daily dose of viagra
Originally Posted by UrGleekIsShowin:
“Aww I guess those kind of things always make me think that there is no hope really and so it's pointless
well we've all fallen for the wrong one at some point haven't we?”
“Aww
I guess those kind of things always make me think that there is no hope really and so it's pointless well we've all fallen for the wrong one at some point haven't we?”
Iv fallen for more than one wrong one!
There is hope for everyone if you want it enough
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I hope not as they haven't invited me”
“I hope not as they haven't invited me
”
Such meanies, looks like young Danny has no stamina
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Bitter and fabulous.... like a G&T”
“Bitter and fabulous.... like a G&T
”
Urgh awful stuff smells like and tastes like celery
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“No, that's more like acid even then that's not strong enough for you
Well I am trying to get an education and need to do work
Past it more like, you need your daily dose of viagra”
“No, that's more like acid
even then that's not strong enough for you Well I am trying to get an education and need to do work
Past it more like, you need your daily dose of viagra
”
My throat has been so heavily abused over the years that I can't taste nothing no moreThey provide college courses for pole-dancing and hair-washing now?
You're confusing me with Keyser 'The Tripod'
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Iv fallen for more than one wrong one!
There is hope for everyone if you want it enough”
“Iv fallen for more than one wrong one!
There is hope for everyone if you want it enough”
It would be nice to think so.
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Iv fallen for more than one wrong one!
There is hope for everyone if you want it enough”
“Iv fallen for more than one wrong one!
There is hope for everyone if you want it enough”
Tell Atti that. He still won't give it up
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Such meanies, looks like young Danny has no stamina
Urgh awful stuff smells like and tastes like celery”
“Such meanies, looks like young Danny has no stamina
Urgh awful stuff smells like and tastes like celery
”
Atti finished him off quickly and was sent on his way
What is your fav drink then?
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Atti finished him off quickly and was sent on his way
What is your fav drink then?”
“Atti finished him off quickly and was sent on his way
What is your fav drink then?
”
She likes Brasso and Turps.
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Atti finished him off quickly and was sent on his way
What is your fav drink then?”
“Atti finished him off quickly and was sent on his way
What is your fav drink then?
”
I will drink almost anything but that
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“ My throat has been so heavily abused over the years that I can't taste nothing no more
They provide college courses for pole-dancing and hair-washing now?
You're confusing me with Keyser 'The Tripod'”
“
My throat has been so heavily abused over the years that I can't taste nothing no moreThey provide college courses for pole-dancing and hair-washing now?
You're confusing me with Keyser 'The Tripod'
”
Ain't that the truth Shame you're going to miss out on the pole dancing
What happened to his Monty Python?
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Tell Atti that. He still won't give it up”
“Tell Atti that. He still won't give it up”
I don't need no man (well I do, just not you)
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