No such thing as 'too much' really

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I've been informed that my maid misses me!!!

Misses me -😒Where the hell have you been maid? I own you and it's been weeks since I sent you out to find the gorgeous linked King of Spain for her majesty's pleasure!

What's the hold up? I'd hate to thing your indulging your own loins with him when you where told to fetch him for me!! 😱

No more delays please -I don't care if you to kill all of the Spanish royal family, all their staff and bodyguards and innocent bystanders who witness this -I want that Spanish Hunk in my bed NOW gratifying her majesty's lust, loins and entitlement so get on with it or missing me will be the last of your worries maid Danny!!!

Ah Queen Hilda, how I've missed your classy presence.

There has been a delay as I have been arrested for sleeping with a fellow maid, I'm currently stuck in a cell. If you could bail me that would be amazing, and I could them finish my quest for your sexy Prince.

Fair enough thanks

It's Gilderooooy!

For what it's worth - have a good weekend everyone.

What are your plans?

Had a good time then?

Very productive day for me today.

People annoy me so much though it's unreal.

Oh yes!!


Glad you've had a good day, just as well you get home to speak to me, the least annoying person around

I had a less good day, some idiot run into the back of me at a busy junction today I am most upset, just as well it wasn't the new car

Too true, I'm not p*ssed off or anything just annoyed at people from college.


Oh no! Hope you're okay after that

Evening.

I had a good lesson today!

Oh I am fine, but I suspect the idiot that ran into me doesn't have a license and therefore won't be insured, so do I claim my insurance or just pay for the damage myself and protect my no claims, life is a quandary!!

Hello my lovely

Hello


That's lovely to hear! Is college going well now then?


That must be so annoying having to pay for repairs that weren't your doing, it's what scares me if I learn to drive is being in an accident or something.

How're you doing sweetcheeks?

It is going well thanks atti! Just had parents' evening and got mostly positive feedback, especially for Psychology! It was nice to show my parents how I am doing. Do they do that at your college?

And Aaron I'm sorry to hear that

Get a quote to see how much it will cost to fix.

Thank crunchie it was this week and not next!

Hope you are ok

Yeah we had one last night, and according to one of my tutors I'm a dark horse when it comes to assignments! (apparently they have increased in quality massively since the start of the second year).

I know that feeling tho today wasn't half bad

You can thank our influence for that

Glad you know what I mean!

Me and a few others have been planning an event for next week when the Christmas Lights switch on in town, and it's all been left down to me to do today and I've been completing forms and ensuring we get a stall and thinking of what to sell and have as raffle prizes etc. Luckily the charity we're fundraising for helped a lot but it's so annoying when you're supposed to do group work and it's more or less all left down to you. Feel like telling the other two to not bother coming.

Ooh very nice! Assignments aren't easy so it's great that you've got them down well done