I was going to start a thread on this, but then remembered how much I dislike posting in the MF. Anyway, I'll post my ranty-thoughts here...

TEXTS IN SOAPS

Why is it that pretty much whenever somebody sends a text in soap, they always put their end at the end. Sharon did it tonight, but surely Grant would know it's her? And even if he didn't, some characters send texts to family members with their names at the end - or when people are having affairs they always seem to put letters at the end of their texts, when surely the receiver would know who he's been having an affair with? Do all soap characters just have short-term memories, or do they just not save numbers into their phones?

The MF business is not over yet is it?

Not quite as versatile as your good self KK

Well I think Emmerdale is full of people who smell like horse shit and Corrie is full of old people.

I'm only joking, I like them really...


Sorry I think I heard Ben volunteer to buy Round 2?

My wallet may stretch to Round 12, if you last that long.

Can't we all agree Hollyoaks is trashy and full of chavs?

I've amended your post. I agree with it now.

I'm going to make it my life's work to spread MF to every corner of the internet. Just think of me as a Jesus-like figure now.


Who told you that? I try to keep my private perversions private...

In the words of Barney of How i met your mother
"Challange accepted"

You must be hearing things

I have described Hollyoaks as watchable trash. As I have gone off Emmerdale, and Corrie is currently in the doldrums, the olny soap I am watching for now is Hollyoaks.

At least you admit to being a pervert

You can pay for Rounds 3 - 11 then

You have my deepest sympathy

MF will soon be appearing on the BBC news with question mark next to it

I also have to keep my perversions private on here, after I got banned for my Whitney and Stacey thread.

You quoted a full stop

Yeah, I only meant to delete half the quote but accidently deleted all of it and couldn't be arsed to change it

Which quote was it?

I also watch EastEnders, but agree with the rest of your post.


Go and play chess with Ken Barlow or something.

I will accept it as "watchable trash"

On another note how long do we give HO, before it is axed?
I see it going down like Brookside and the Titanic rolled into one

The one about me buying the second round

I've spent the past two days rewatching old-ish Casualty episodes (Season 28). Is it bad that, even as a straight male, I think I have a bit of a crush on Richard Winsor?

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Go and watch your tacky teenage crap (btw I don't like Corrie much atm but Emmerdale all the way )

NEVER watch Matthew Bourne's Swan Lake, that's all I'll say.

Emmerdale is love
Emmerdale is life

Oh I will.

Go and milk cows with Zak Dingle then