Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“In Atti's fantasies I do. He finds it sexy and sultry
”
“In Atti's fantasies I do. He finds it sexy and sultry
”
Phew! I was about to ordering some patches for you
The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“TBH I don't remember what you said about me... 
”
“TBH I don't remember what you said about me...
”
I said you have "moments" of intelligence
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Fixed that for ya!
"I'm damaged goods. You want saaaaame, dahhhling!?"”
“Fixed that for ya!
"I'm damaged goods. You want saaaaame, dahhhling!?"
”
For future reference, that was not my doing
"I'm dirrrtttttt!"
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“He finds the smell of ashtray attractive? maybe he prefers you smouldering over sultry”
“He finds the smell of ashtray attractive? maybe he prefers you smouldering over sultry
”
Ugh don't, vile habit
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I said you have "moments" of intelligence”
“I said you have "moments" of intelligence”
Oh I do, lots of moments. Like this one time (at bandcamp) I spent four hours driving to Hartlepool then realised we were in London!
Without my Geography skills (and the Big Ben...) we wouldn't have known!
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Phew! I was about to ordering some patches for you”
“Phew! I was about to ordering some patches for you
”
I used to smoke when I was drunk, but never sober, but don't anymore. My body is a temple now
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“For future reference, that was not my doing
"I'm dirrrtttttt!"”
“For future reference, that was not my doing
"I'm dirrrtttttt!"
”
"'O'd want meeee, eh? You want saaame e' this, mate!? Come on, I don't bite!"
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Ugh don't, vile habit”
“Ugh don't, vile habit
”
Agreed. And a waste of drinking money
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Oh I do, lots of moments. Like this one time (at bandcamp) I spent four hours driving to Hartlepool then realised we were in London! Without my Geography skills (and the Big Ben...) we wouldn't have known!”
“Oh I do, lots of moments. Like this one time (at bandcamp) I spent four hours driving to Hartlepool then realised we were in London!
Without my Geography skills (and the Big Ben...) we wouldn't have known!”
What instrument do you play?
I bet it's something you blow
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I used to smoke when I was drunk, but never sober, but don't anymore. My body is a temple now
"'O'd want meeee, eh? You want saaame e' this, mate!? Come on, I don't bite!"
Agreed. And a waste of drinking money”
“I used to smoke when I was drunk, but never sober, but don't anymore. My body is a temple now
"'O'd want meeee, eh? You want saaame e' this, mate!? Come on, I don't bite!"
Agreed. And a waste of drinking money
”
"One at a time or all at once!"
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“What instrument do you play?
I bet it's something you blow”
“What instrument do you play?
I bet it's something you blow
”
Keyboard, not played in about a year though.
In Year 5 I learnt Jingle Bells on that Wooden Block instrument that you just hit the beat!
And in Year 3 I learnt the recorder a bit but I've completely forgotten.
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I used to smoke when I was drunk, but never sober, but don't anymore. My body is a temple now
"'O'd want meeee, eh? You want saaame e' this, mate!? Come on, I don't bite!"
Agreed. And a waste of drinking money”
“I used to smoke when I was drunk, but never sober, but don't anymore. My body is a temple now
"'O'd want meeee, eh? You want saaame e' this, mate!? Come on, I don't bite!"
Agreed. And a waste of drinking money
”
Liar. Just sayin'
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“What instrument do you play?
I bet it's something you blow”
“What instrument do you play?
I bet it's something you blow
”
He likes blowing his own trumpet, but has never got the hang of the French horn
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“"One at a time or all at once!"”
“"One at a time or all at once!"
”
"Let's go behind that paaab! That's a nice doorway goin' spare!"
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Liar. Just sayin'”
“Liar. Just sayin'
”
As Atti knows, I have been accused of being 'teethy'
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“He likes blowing his own trumpet, but has never got the hang of the French horn”
“He likes blowing his own trumpet, but has never got the hang of the French horn
”
Never had a French partner so... In fact, never had a partner with a "horn"
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Liar. Just sayin'”
“Liar. Just sayin'
”
Speaking from experience?
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“"Let's go behind that paaab! That's a nice doorway goin' spare!"
As Atti knows, I have been accused of being 'teethy'”
“"Let's go behind that paaab! That's a nice doorway goin' spare!"
As Atti knows, I have been accused of being 'teethy'
”
"Maybe we can get other's to join in wiv us. More bang for ya buck!"
And as Grad knows, I probably shouldn't nearly sneeze during it
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“What?
”
“What?
”
Having a Danny moment?
You said he's lying about not biting and I asked if you learnt that last night when Grad went to yours to "comfort you"?
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Speaking from experience?
"Maybe we can get other's to join in wiv us. More bang for ya buck!"
And as Grad knows, I probably shouldn't nearly sneeze during it”
“Speaking from experience?
"Maybe we can get other's to join in wiv us. More bang for ya buck!"
And as Grad knows, I probably shouldn't nearly sneeze during it
”
Certainly not, he's far too much of a ruffian for a sweet and innocent lad like me
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“"Maybe we can get other's to join in wiv us. More bang for ya buck!"
And as Grad knows, I probably shouldn't nearly sneeze during it”
“"Maybe we can get other's to join in wiv us. More bang for ya buck!"
And as Grad knows, I probably shouldn't nearly sneeze during it
”
"Two goes for the price of waaaan, boys. I'm 'ere all night. Don't bovver with any johnnies because I ain't bovvered wearin' knickers, innit!"
Or snigger
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“"Two goes for the price of waaaan, boys. I'm 'ere all night. Don't bovver with any johnnies because I ain't bovvered wearin' knickers, innit!"
Or snigger”
“"Two goes for the price of waaaan, boys. I'm 'ere all night. Don't bovver with any johnnies because I ain't bovvered wearin' knickers, innit!"
Or snigger
”
"Come on, all at once naah! I'm a dirrty girl and I wanna be treated like one"
Or just do anything
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Certainly not, he's far too much of a ruffian for a sweet and innocent lad like me”
“Certainly not, he's far too much of a ruffian for a sweet and innocent lad like me
”
Don't want to corrupt your sweet and innocent mind with his filth
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“"Come on, all at once naah! I'm a dirrty girl and I wanna be treated like one"
Or just do anything”
“"Come on, all at once naah! I'm a dirrty girl and I wanna be treated like one"
Or just do anything
”
"One at the front, one at the back, with me ova the barrel! You like a naughty gewl, don't ya!?"
I wouldn't go that far
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Certainly not, he's far too much of a ruffian for a sweet and innocent lad like me”
“Certainly not, he's far too much of a ruffian for a sweet and innocent lad like me
”
Says the Sugar Daddy
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“"One at the front, one at the back, with me ova the barrel! You like a naughty gewl, don't ya!?"
I wouldn't go that far ”
“"One at the front, one at the back, with me ova the barrel! You like a naughty gewl, don't ya!?"
I wouldn't go that far ”
"Fill all me 'oles boys, that's it!"
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“"Fill all me 'oles boys, that's it!"
”
“"Fill all me 'oles boys, that's it!"
”
"Every 'ole, even up the nose!"
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