This would suggest otherwise Danny :




Hello Atti, it's always more busy when you're around!

I'll have him. How much you offering?

Yeah it was. Thankfully it went very well, we had lots of support from the lovely people at the charity and we made £120 for them!

And come back a zombie


Hi Rickaaayyy, I've never noticed that it's more busy when I'm here

I'll start the bid at 69p

Don't find much reason to come on DS these days.

How are you? How's your new toy?

Am I not reason enough?

I'm good and the car is superb and is an utter dream to drive

Does the leather run smooth on the passenger seat?

Yey that is good well done, hope you are proud of your achievement

It is usually busier cos of the utter filth you post and the fact that like me you could start a row in an empty room

Err only twenty more pages to the big 500 😲😲😲😲😲

Thank you! The charity were very pleased as expected and it was a really good event to do.

Utter filth? I am tame compared to some and I'm not that argumentative.

Anyone seen the Invictus advert ?

Are you sure? 😂

It sure does

What did you think of the IAC eviction Lea? I was glad


I was thinking more Amazon style, 1p and then £2.80 postage and packaging

What's the returns policy?


We need to start planning the party. Someone assign roles.

That a shame KK, honestly you're one of the best posters and the soaps forum is much better when you are critiquing Corrie. And it's got better recently would you agree?

You can have him for 1p. He is almost housetrained, just chuck some cheap alcohol his way and he's all yours for the evening.

Send him back free of charge.

Sit up, bae. Party's here


Oh it's like that now, is it? You vanished awfully quickly the other night when I attempted to proposition you

Hmmm, yet another prick tease like Atti.....


Which one are you again?

Rude! I'm here, thank you very much

He was busy watching Finn Barton

You love your prick teases don't you Grad

Oh you know, I'm only the one who was married to you for all of two weeks, no biggie.

That's excusable, I suppose #BestBarton

Yep, total sucker for 'em (....But total slappers are even better )

Until you forced me into a quickie divorce

Plus he wanted to be spared from you

"But total slappers are even better" *raises hand*

It was best for both of us

He's had a sudden change of heart tonight, though



New year, new start?

I was ill. I would have stayed otherwise


I'll second that!

I thought Danny was the winner of that title?

Maybe he doesn't think you're that bad? (God help him )

None of that cliche claptrap

This is for 1p remember...

Anything's good at that price.

As long as it does the job

Atti compared me to Val in that video of yours (Dat ass though )

Yes but straightie slappers still massively under-perform compared to gay slappers


Neither did you not so long ago

I'll wear you down eventually

It does the job for free