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Old 26-11-2016, 00:14
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Atti compared me to Val in that video of yours (Dat ass though )

Yes but straightie slappers still massively under-perform compared to gay slappers

Neither did you not so long ago

I'll wear you down eventually
Until I found out you were filling other holes

Sounds like a challenge
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:16
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It does the job for free
It will be more than willing to fulfil it's role for nothing
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:16
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Atti compared me to Val in that video of yours (Dat ass though )
I'm glad you both enjoyed it (still waiting for my thank yous)

That clip is great because of a) Finn, and b) Val is hilarious. Miss her a lot!
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:17
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I was ill. I would have stayed otherwise

I'll second that!

I thought Danny was the winner of that title?
Of course I am!

And yes, I felt I needed to return from the dead in order to defend my title #Britain'sBiggestSlahg
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:18
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481 pages and none of our posts have counted
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:18
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Of course I am!

And yes, I felt I needed to return from the dead in order to defend my title #Britain'sBiggestSlahg
How are you Danny boy.
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:19
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Over two years and only 873 posts to your name. Shameful.
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:20
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Over two years and only 873 posts to your name. Shameful.
Actually, Richard, I have Anxiety and refused to post on ye olde MF until July. I SHOULD be on 3000 now! #JusticeForTTN
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:21
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Until I found out you were filling other holes

Sounds like a challenge
I was NOT!

It will be more than willing to fulfil it's role for nothing
True

That clip is great because of a) Finn, and b) Val is hilarious. Miss her a lot!
Val is thirsty af Finn could sit on my face

And yes, I felt I needed to return from the dead in order to defend my title #Britain'sBiggestSlahg
Danny! Hope you're well, ya slaaaaag!
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:22
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How are you Danny boy.
Still not great, but luckily no-one's questioning my reappearance after supposedly popping my clogs in South Africa 9 years previously. Still, at least my son is too busy covering up the murder of my granddaughter at the hands of my grandson to even give a damm. Sounds a bit familiar...
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:23
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Of course I am!

And yes, I felt I needed to return from the dead in order to defend my title #Britain'sBiggestSlahg
Hey fellow shlaahhg

I was NOT!

True

Val is thirsty af Finn could sit on my face

Danny! Hope you're well, ya slaaaaag!
You were! I caught you and yet you still deny it

You should do a KK on Finn Grad
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:23
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I was NOT!

True

Val is thirsty af Finn could sit on my face

Danny! Hope you're well, ya slaaaaag!
I is okay.

Been hiding out in France after framing my ex for my murder, but after shagging his brother and falling pregnant, I have returned in the boot of my other ex's car.
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:25
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Hey fellow shlaahhg

You were! I caught you and yet you still deny it

You should do a KK on Finn Grad
It was only Danny I shagged

I feel KK would grant Finn a suck AND f*ck
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:25
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Hey fellow shlaahhg

You were! I caught you and yet you still deny it

You should do a KK on Finn Grad
Hello I've been hiding in Spain after being shot, falling in a canal and crawling to my ex-mistresses house. I've remarried a poodle-lookalike and am planning to return to my daughters and son (all from different mothers, obvs).
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:25
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I is okay.

Been hiding out in France after framing my ex for my murder, but after shagging his brother and falling pregnant, I have returned in the boot of my other ex.
A slow week then, mate?
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:26
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It was only Danny I shagged

I feel KK would grant Finn a suck AND f*ck
You did ****ing not.
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:26
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A slow week then, mate?
Aye, he's just found out his fiancée has been shagging his brother (also my ex).
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:26
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It was only Danny I shagged

I feel KK would grant Finn a suck AND f*ck
No it wasn't!

Too true, the slag

Hello I've been hiding in Spain after being shot, falling in a canal and crawling to my ex-mistresses house. I've remarried a poodle-lookalike and am planning to return to my daughters and son (all from different mothers, obvs).
It's not Dirty Den anymore, it's Dirty Dan
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:27
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Someone must catch on soon
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:28
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No it wasn't!

Too true, the slag

It's not Dirty Den anymore, it's Dirty Dan
"Get Dan Slag, he'll knaw what ta dooh!"
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:29
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You did ****ing not.
Aye, he's just found out his fiancée has been shagging his brother (also my ex).
Whatever. Everyone can see that you've clearly had an injection of Scottish recently

No it wasn't!

Too true, the slag
You didn't know?

Finn would surely get it from all of us
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:29
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"Get Dan Slag, he'll knaw what ta dooh!"
"'ello Princess"
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:30
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Whatever. Everyone can see that you've clearly had an injection of Scottish recently

You didn't know?

Finn would surely get it from all of us
Honey, I've been saying "aye" since before you started chasing boys
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:31
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Honey, I've been saying "aye" since before you started chasing boys
26 years!?

You and Atti are really Scottish, aren't you?
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Old 26-11-2016, 00:32
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Whatever. Everyone can see that you've clearly had an injection of Scottish recently

You didn't know?

Finn would surely get it from all of us
When the nurse says to you "You'll feel a little prick when this goes in" Danny replies with "First time for everything then"

Only because it's made up by you

I guess so, but at least me and Rickaaayyy would treat him like a human being
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