Until I found out you were filling other holes

Sounds like a challenge

It will be more than willing to fulfil it's role for nothing

I'm glad you both enjoyed it (still waiting for my thank yous)

That clip is great because of a) Finn, and b) Val is hilarious. Miss her a lot!

Of course I am!

And yes, I felt I needed to return from the dead in order to defend my title #Britain'sBiggestSlahg

481 pages and none of our posts have counted

How are you Danny boy.

Over two years and only 873 posts to your name. Shameful.

Actually, Richard, I have Anxiety and refused to post on ye olde MF until July. I SHOULD be on 3000 now! #JusticeForTTN

I was NOT!


True


Val is thirsty af Finn could sit on my face


Danny! Hope you're well, ya slaaaaag!

Still not great, but luckily no-one's questioning my reappearance after supposedly popping my clogs in South Africa 9 years previously. Still, at least my son is too busy covering up the murder of my granddaughter at the hands of my grandson to even give a damm. Sounds a bit familiar...

Hey fellow shlaahhg


You were! I caught you and yet you still deny it

You should do a KK on Finn Grad

I is okay.

Been hiding out in France after framing my ex for my murder, but after shagging his brother and falling pregnant, I have returned in the boot of my other ex's car.

It was only Danny I shagged

I feel KK would grant Finn a suck AND f*ck

Hello I've been hiding in Spain after being shot, falling in a canal and crawling to my ex-mistresses house. I've remarried a poodle-lookalike and am planning to return to my daughters and son (all from different mothers, obvs).

A slow week then, mate?

You did ****ing not.

Aye, he's just found out his fiancée has been shagging his brother (also my ex).

No it wasn't!

Too true, the slag


It's not Dirty Den anymore, it's Dirty Dan

Someone must catch on soon

"Get Dan Slag, he'll knaw what ta dooh!"

Whatever. Everyone can see that you've clearly had an injection of Scottish recently


You didn't know?

Finn would surely get it from all of us

"'ello Princess"

Honey, I've been saying "aye" since before you started chasing boys

26 years!?

You and Atti are really Scottish, aren't you?

When the nurse says to you "You'll feel a little prick when this goes in" Danny replies with "First time for everything then"

Only because it's made up by you

I guess so, but at least me and Rickaaayyy would treat him like a human being