I don't think you did no.

I do this in all pubs and restaurants anyway. And the cutlery. Part of my (real) OCD.

We generally are the same person.

They don't even have to go that fast, just STOP dawdling or at least let me in front.

I don't but I have to check each fork etc. I won't drink out of a cup if I've just seen something in it

Have you finally come over to the dark side then?

I normally try and cut around in front of them, and then slow down just to show them. Childish, I know.

FFS! That shit makes me so mad. Talk about blatant attention-whoring. It's like people who commit suicide. I know this is a generalisation but I've known of so many people who've taken their own lives who you would just never ever suspect would do that.


Did that not make the glasses even dirtier?


Why does this comment make me think of - https://youtu.be/SXiSVQZLje8?t=60

So basically I was dating this girl, Tanya, and I'd been dating her for about a month. One night she sent me a picture on WhatsApp (when I was on holiday) saying she was missing me, and then sent me a picture of some cuts on her wrist. I asked why she did it, and she said "bored and missing you". She didn't know about my problems but I said it wasn't funny, and she said "it was a joke". I got angry and then she said "it's not my wrist". I got more angry and asked why she sent me it in the first place, never mind someone else's wrist, and she said it was a joke. I asked whose wrist it was and she said "mine". I broke up with her and told her to stop messaging me because I didn't need pictures like that being sent to me.

I'm pretty sure there was some stuff in between but **** finding the messages, it was two years ago.

It is always the people you least expect to do it, there was someone in school who committed suicide and you would never have guessed he was clinically depressed. Turns out he wasn't able to talk to anyone about it, and that is why it is so important to talk about it.

Why do people always just STOP in the busiest places as well? An entire family did this to me recently in London - on the Embankment, just stopped for no reason and blocked everyone's way

If you're suggesting they had man juice on, no. If I were to be caught masturbating in Nuneaton I would deserve to have my penis removed!

Talking about is important but also incredibly difficult. Whenever I've had counselling I've always found it challenging to get things off my chest, just the kind of person I am.

When soaps mention this it annoys me, EastEnders do it a lot, "just talk about it", well you know what some people can't!

That is sick. Her arm or not you do not joke about serious stuff like that. If anything it was good you broke up with her, she sounds vile if she thinks self harming is funny and a 'joke'.

I know, it's terrible. A fair few people from my year, and other years, did the same. It's so sad and quite a serious problem amongst young men, because they are expected not to talk about things

A whole family

Did you offend them somehow?

HATE that.

Also when they walk fast only to slow right down. I make subtle (obvious) hints that I'm waiting

Probably shagged all the males and slept with the females's boyfriends

I normally usher them along with my hands and huff.

Not that they can see it, of course. Makes no bloody difference

Exactly, I went off my nut. You've now got me tryna find the messages

OMG same.

Then I start whistling and turn to my friend/whoever I'm with and say something really obviously so they hear

A mum, dad and the whole f*cking Von Trapps behind them

No, I don't think so. I think the mother wanted something out of her bag but she could've moved to the side.

I just got real Scottish and shouted, 'Want 'e move?'


Such as, 'HURRY UP!' My other pet peeve is when people with buggies ram up the back of you into your ankles

That's very true unfortunately, especially in men. Sometimes people will just open up, whereas others will be more reserved and won't talk about things straightaway, if at all.

Even though that's annoying, it is a statement lots of people say. I know when I was doing my project back in February on depression, a statistic came up that in Wales and England, Mental Health Discrimination is the second most discriminated against condition, with HIV/AIDS being first.

That needed a "laddie," at the end

People with shopping trolleys. Swear people should need special driving licences for them monsters

I'm not surprised.

I know that one of the bully girls at school said to me once that I should go and kill myself. I replied that they'd miss me too much because all they seemed to do was stalk me and find stuff out about me.