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Old 01-12-2016, 23:33
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People with shopping trolleys. Swear people should need special driving licences for them monsters
I've always wanted to steal one.
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:33
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I'm not surprised.

I know that one of the bully girls at school said to me once that I should go and kill myself. I replied that they'd miss me too much because all they seemed to do was stalk me and find stuff out about me.
Ugh, hate people like that
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:34
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That needed a "laddie," at the end
"Pal" is my word of choice when patronising imbeciles

People with shopping trolleys. Swear people should need special driving licences for them monsters
And f*cking mobility scooters
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:34
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I've always wanted to steal one.
Don't ask me how but everyone used to steal it and leave it in the alley running behind my back garden. Used to sneak out, grab it and have a few hours of fun before some boring dick came and took it back to TESCO Once nearly died in one!
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:36
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I'm not surprised.

I know that one of the bully girls at school said to me once that I should go and kill myself. I replied that they'd miss me too much because all they seemed to do was stalk me and find stuff out about me.
Why did they even bother to come for you when you sent them away packing every time?
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:36
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"Pal" is my word of choice when patronising imbeciles

And f*cking mobility scooters
Ooh you're making my blood boil, there's hot bubbles coming through my cannula
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:37
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Ugh, hate people like that
And then she went on to say how skanky my friends were, but I said "And what about your friends then? Well, there's ironing board (girl with small boobs and face like a pug) oh and look, there's you! With your perfectly crafted slag line and short skirt. How many guys have you slept with now, oh that's right, none! And no wonder when you look like you work in a brothel."
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:37
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Ooh you're making my blood boil, there's hot bubbles coming through my cannula
Sorry

We just hate people basically then?
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:38
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Why did they even bother to come for you when you sent them away packing every time?
They kept coming back because I never used to do it at first, but they were just a glutton for punishment once I found my voice.
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:38
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Don't ask me how but everyone used to steal it and leave it in the alley running behind my back garden. Used to sneak out, grab it and have a few hours of fun before some boring dick came and took it back to TESCO Once nearly died in one!
Why does this not surprise me How?

"Pal" is my word of choice when patronising imbeciles



And f*cking mobility scooters
Why are they even allowed on the road? They look so stupid with their little registration plate.

I also hate having to drive around cyclists. The amount of vitriol they receive is shameful Cycle on the f*cking pavement!

Even though I know that's illegal.
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:39
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http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/inc...ction-12256230

Well this is my last stint in hospital, ain't safe no more
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:39
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They kept coming back because I never used to do it at first, but they were just a glutton for punishment once I found my voice.
Obviously starved for attention at home
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:39
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Sorry

We just hate people basically then?
Yes!
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:39
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Sorry

We just hate people basically then?
We are all miserable sods. Agreed.
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:40
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Obviously starved for attention at home
It just seems to be a natural response now
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:41
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And then she went on to say how skanky my friends were, but I said "And what about your friends then? Well, there's ironing board (girl with small boobs and face like a pug) oh and look, there's you! With your perfectly crafted slag line and short skirt. How many guys have you slept with now, oh that's right, none! And no wonder when you look like you work in a brothel."
BIB: Oh, it's me
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:41
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Why does this not surprise me How?

Why are they even allowed on the road? They look so stupid with their little registration plate.

I also hate having to drive around cyclists. The amount of vitriol they receive is shameful Cycle on the f*cking pavement!

Even though I know that's illegal.
The worst thing is SLOW cyclists. And the ones that are in the middle of the road, all over the shop. Sort yourself out mate.
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:41
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We are all miserable sods. Agreed.
No wonder we all get on so well

It just seems to be a natural response now
Slay!
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:41
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It's really not
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:43
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The worst thing is SLOW cyclists. And the ones that are in the middle of the road, all over the shop. Sort yourself out mate.
You can't run them over because they might have a camera and you'll end up on TV

Gleeky! I didn't realise you were reading the thread, join in.
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:44
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The worst thing is SLOW cyclists. And the ones that are in the middle of the road, all over the shop. Sort yourself out mate.
Now don't get ME starting on CYCLISTS!!. I hate them with a passion. I deliberately cut them off on the road and don't f*cking drive onto the other side of the road just to give some prick on a bike "space". Get the bus!
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:44
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Why does this not surprise me How?
Well me and my friend Jack were playing in one and I pushed it into the road. Something happened and the wheel got stuck on something, and I couldn't move it. A car pulled around the corner and Jack was in the trolley and eventually I got it to move and hopped on the back of the trolley as I pushed him to safety (Hero Danny). Car didn't look like it intended to slow down either, nearly hit me!!!

I've also got a scar from where I crashed into a parked car and my arm got crushed
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:45
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No wonder we all get on so well

Slay!
It's funny because 90% of the time I would never do it, it's only is someone wants to be arsey, is arguing with me or I'm drunk.

I imagine Grad slays too
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:45
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Now don't get ME starting on CYCLISTS!!. I hate them with a passion. I deliberately cut them off on the road and don't f*cking drive onto the other side of the road just to give some prick on a bike "space". Get the bus!
Me too.

They don't deserve any space. Bane of the earth.

Am I being a bit extreme?
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Old 01-12-2016, 23:46
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Now that's offensive to pugs Gleeky.

I'm playing, you're cute in a Latvian 11 year-old sort of way
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