I've always wanted to steal one.

Ugh, hate people like that

"Pal" is my word of choice when patronising imbeciles


And f*cking mobility scooters

Don't ask me how but everyone used to steal it and leave it in the alley running behind my back garden. Used to sneak out, grab it and have a few hours of fun before some boring dick came and took it back to TESCO Once nearly died in one!

Why did they even bother to come for you when you sent them away packing every time?

Ooh you're making my blood boil, there's hot bubbles coming through my cannula

And then she went on to say how skanky my friends were, but I said "And what about your friends then? Well, there's ironing board (girl with small boobs and face like a pug) oh and look, there's you! With your perfectly crafted slag line and short skirt. How many guys have you slept with now, oh that's right, none! And no wonder when you look like you work in a brothel."

Sorry

We just hate people basically then?

They kept coming back because I never used to do it at first, but they were just a glutton for punishment once I found my voice.

Why does this not surprise me How?


Why are they even allowed on the road? They look so stupid with their little registration plate.

I also hate having to drive around cyclists. The amount of vitriol they receive is shameful Cycle on the f*cking pavement!

Even though I know that's illegal.

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/inc...ction-12256230

Well this is my last stint in hospital, ain't safe no more

Obviously starved for attention at home

Yes!

We are all miserable sods. Agreed.

It just seems to be a natural response now

BIB: Oh, it's me

The worst thing is SLOW cyclists. And the ones that are in the middle of the road, all over the shop. Sort yourself out mate.

No wonder we all get on so well


Slay!

It's really not

You can't run them over because they might have a camera and you'll end up on TV


Gleeky! I didn't realise you were reading the thread, join in.

Now don't get ME starting on CYCLISTS!!. I hate them with a passion. I deliberately cut them off on the road and don't f*cking drive onto the other side of the road just to give some prick on a bike "space". Get the bus!

Well me and my friend Jack were playing in one and I pushed it into the road. Something happened and the wheel got stuck on something, and I couldn't move it. A car pulled around the corner and Jack was in the trolley and eventually I got it to move and hopped on the back of the trolley as I pushed him to safety (Hero Danny). Car didn't look like it intended to slow down either, nearly hit me!!!

I've also got a scar from where I crashed into a parked car and my arm got crushed

It's funny because 90% of the time I would never do it, it's only is someone wants to be arsey, is arguing with me or I'm drunk.

I imagine Grad slays too

Me too.

They don't deserve any space. Bane of the earth.

Am I being a bit extreme?

Now that's offensive to pugs Gleeky.

I'm playing, you're cute in a Latvian 11 year-old sort of way