I had a Sharon Mitchell moment

You're contributing to the cost of the years of therapy I need

Can I still guard it or have I been demoted?

Their parents should be monitoring their internet activity anyway.

I'll pay for it if you take me back

Well that will only add more cost so it's a vicious circle really.

True. Nevermind

So unless you want to be bankrupt and in an unhappy relationship, then perhaps not.

I wouldn't be unhappy

Well I would be, even though having daily rows in the street sounds tempting.

See, you're addicted to drama. Only because you can go and get wasted on vodka afterwards

Looks like a fred fer * tarts & farts *

Love a bit of drama, plus it makes everyone dislike you.

Just call me Roxy

Do you and Danny have it in for me today or something?

I see this thread lacks the class when I'm not about

Even the Mods appear to agree

We always do, not just today


Hello!

Hello Atti

Hi

I dread to think what a kid thinks reading this thread

Surely you all know that kids are exposed to a lot worse in their home lives?


Oh Aaron, Dame Danny is all the class that's needed.

That's right, Hilda's promoted me. I'm a Dame. You're back in your Maid Rags.


Ooh Sleeper, you've not been here in a while, have you been sleeping?

Don't have two Scoobies what your post means though

Some of it is quite appalling Rick,some of them have no gravitas at all

Luckily I am a gentleman of class and sacrifice myself for the sake of the thread

Can't wait for Christmas TV

I've even highlighted my Radio Times.

I watched a tacky Channel 5 Christmas movie today about an old woman who works in a toy store and makes everyone's dreams come true

Ahh but he gets it for free now


You do know that it was me that gave Aaron his Dame name!


Oh mrs miracle 2, didnt watch that one seen it a few times. The actress who plays mrs miracle is fab, she has been in loads of stuff like everybody loves raymond. She was his mom. Done loads of xmas films too. Sadly passed away this year.

I watched the one after it was crap!

What you most looking forward too?

I haven't looked yet but I know thatfrozen is on xmas day. Might watch it as I have never seen it

Yes but now QueenHilda (a Royal) has promoted me, Aaron has become slightly redundant. But I'm sure you'll both have fun scrubbing out the cellar, just don't go in the right cupboard, the dodgy smell ISN'T a coincidence

Except Hilda is not royal

And I am not a scrubber