Waking up and realising you're still depressed is not a good feeling

I know what you mean. It's horrible when you feel like there's no reason to get up and do anything.

hi ozzy

yeah that's it

I know you said you were CEO but I thought me and Foxy overruled you and demoted you

What about MyAtti though!? They've not even considered making our impossibly long-distance relationship easier

Nope you didnt

Atti told me he prefers the company of sheep

"Wha' did ya jast saaay? You lyin' caaaah! Come 'ere!"

I heard he has bought you a special onesie to wear

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/16218...D1141643622856

This took a disturbing turn

I am looking forward to the late night one hour special, Whitney, Lauren, Stacey and a nice big box of Kleenex for me.

Crusty old sock, you mean?

Just wait til my Welsh Wonder sees this. He won't be a happy bunny

Er it was Atti that sent me the link, he wanted to show me what he was getting you. He was overly excited bless him

I'm more suited to a cow or dog attire

It would have been a concern when we were in a relationship but it isn't now


You're confusing me with Ben, thanks.


Are you going to go slay her?


Omg, what a vile outfit


I'm too tired/emotionless to care


I get excited over Christmas, not buying presents for my ex


I was thinking this would suit you better: http://cdn.shockers.de/out/pictures/...ueme-18261.jpg

Yes, how dare she imply that you're a sheeposexual


Lea will have to try harder then


Shout out to my ex! You're really quite the man!


And I was sticking up for you an' all!

Bestiality

Or not try at all

Surprised you're not belting out Whitney

Oh shattt itt! Or else I'll get MrBarman to chuck yer aahht!

Beastiality, WW, not Bestiality

Shut it hummus the autocorrect wouldn't allow the correct version, plus according to google it means the same thing

All I can say is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A national pasttime in Wales



That dead junkie? No ta, I only like classy birds

He'll chuck you aaaaht once he's got what he's after