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Old 18-12-2016, 22:15
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A national pasttime in Wales



That dead junkie? No ta, I only like classy birds

He'll chuck you aaaaht once he's got what he's after
Same with inbreeding in Scotland

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No he won't, he's not like you
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:18
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Same with inbreeding in Scotland

Like?

No he won't, he's not like you
Ow! I deserved that

Little Mix

What, perfect?
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:19
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Ow! I deserved that

Little Mix

What, perfect?
You actually did

Can't argue with that

No, a tw*t
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:28
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You actually did

Can't argue with that

No, a tw*t
I'm getting a muzzle for Christmas.

Exactly

Rude actually
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:42
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Grad, you still going at it with Beastie Bob?
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:47
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Crusty old sock, you mean?
Well I don't use the sleeping bag much (needed for size reasons of course).

Anyway Lea saves money on heating by stripping me and using it as a draught excluder.
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:49
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Well I don't use the sleeping bag much (needed for size reasons of course).

Anyway Lea saves money on heating by stripping me and using it as a draught excluder.
How would you have coped if Lea's confession was actually the truth and Lea was not interested in your screwdriver?
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:50
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How would you have coped if Lea's confession was actually the truth and Lea was not interested in your screwdriver?
The Humber Bridge is not far away!
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:52
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Evening.

It was a late one last night!
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:52
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I'm getting a muzzle for Christmas.

Exactly

Rude actually
Just like Suarez

Not rude and justified
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Old 18-12-2016, 22:59
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Grad, you still going at it with Beastie Bob?
NOOOOO! When did I tell you about him?

Well I don't use the sleeping bag much (needed for size reasons of course).

Anyway Lea saves money on heating by stripping me and using it as a draught excluder.
She must have archways instead of doors

Evening.

It was a late one last night!
You left with not a word

Just like Suarez

Not rude and justified


Rude and c*nty
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:00
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How would you have coped if Lea's confession was actually the truth and Lea was not interested in your screwdriver?
I'm not never said I was
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:02
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Evening.

It was a late one last night!
Ooh Rick, are you sharing the gory details to make Grad jealous or sparing his feelings and keeping schtum?

NOOOOO! When did I tell you about him?
You told me about your secret trysts with Beastie Bob a few months ago
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:03
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I'm not never said I was
So you ARE into women?

I can't keep up.
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:03
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Just how you like them
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:06
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So you ARE into women?

I can't keep up.
What

How did you get that?
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:07
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Ooh Rick, are you sharing the gory details to make Grad jealous or sparing his feelings and keeping schtum?

You told me about your secret trysts with Beastie Bob a few months ago
I can make 'em gorier

I did no such thing, that's more Lea's crowd

Just how you like them
Hence why I fell for YOU!
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:09
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What

How did you get that?
Because you don't like screwdriver's aka willy's
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:09
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Hence why I fell for YOU!
Oh hop back in your white Transit and bugger off
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:11
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Hence why I fell for YOU!
Thought that was because you thought he was an easy target in his late teens? Little did you know he was getting it on with a Barman
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:12
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You left with not a word
I think I fell asleep - I was too tired.

Because you don't like screwdriver's aka willy's
I feel another explain-to-Danny session is coming soon
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:15
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I can make 'em gorier

I did no such thing, that's more Lea's crowd



Hence why I fell for YOU!

Apparently I prefer babs over bobs
Because you don't like screwdriver's aka willy's
Not what I said is it. But I don't as I said last night ugly things
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:16
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I think I fell asleep



I feel another explain-to-Danny session is coming soon
I feel it might be a waste of breath. You crack on and try, bet you call the men in white jackets by half past
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:16
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Oh hop back in your white Transit and bugger off
I don't 'ave a Tranny

Thought that was because you thought he was 15/16?
I'm not even going to respond to that, I'm just going to fill out this slander lawsuit.....

I think I fell asleep
*sigh* Another bullshitter
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Old 18-12-2016, 23:17
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I feel it might be a waste of breath. You crack on and try, bet you call the men in white jackets by half past
I think I'll give this one a miss as well - after the changing room incident (or whatever it was)
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