The soap section through the night thread

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attitude99

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“A national pasttime in Wales

That dead junkie? No ta, I only like classy birds

He'll chuck you aaaaht once he's got what he's after ”

Same with inbreeding in Scotland

Like?

No he won't, he's not like you

TheGraduate2012

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Same with inbreeding in Scotland

Like?

No he won't, he's not like you ”

Ow! I deserved that

Little Mix

What, perfect?

attitude99

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Ow! I deserved that

Little Mix

What, perfect? ”

You actually did

Can't argue with that

No, a tw*t

TheGraduate2012

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“You actually did

Can't argue with that

No, a tw*t ”

I'm getting a muzzle for Christmas.

Exactly

Rude actually

xItzDannyx

18-12-2016

Grad, you still going at it with Beastie Bob?

Keyser_Soze1

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Crusty old sock, you mean? ”

Well I don't use the sleeping bag much (needed for size reasons of course).

Anyway Lea saves money on heating by stripping me and using it as a draught excluder.

xItzDannyx

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by Keyser_Soze1:
“Well I don't use the sleeping bag much (needed for size reasons of course).

Anyway Lea saves money on heating by stripping me and using it as a draught excluder.”

How would you have coped if Lea's confession was actually the truth and Lea was not interested in your screwdriver?

Keyser_Soze1

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“How would you have coped if Lea's confession was actually the truth and Lea was not interested in your screwdriver? ”

The Humber Bridge is not far away!

RickLopez

18-12-2016

Evening.

It was a late one last night!

attitude99

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I'm getting a muzzle for Christmas.

Exactly

Rude actually ”

Just like Suarez

Not rude and justified

TheGraduate2012

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Grad, you still going at it with Beastie Bob? ”

NOOOOO! When did I tell you about him?

She must have archways instead of doors

Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“Evening.

It was a late one last night!”

You left with not a word

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Just like Suarez

Not rude and justified ”

Rude and c*nty

soap-lea

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“How would you have coped if Lea's confession was actually the truth and Lea was not interested in your screwdriver? ”

I'm not

never said I was

xItzDannyx

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“Evening.

It was a late one last night!”

Ooh Rick, are you sharing the gory details to make Grad jealous or sparing his feelings and keeping schtum?

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“NOOOOO! When did I tell you about him? ”

You told me about your secret trysts with Beastie Bob a few months ago

xItzDannyx

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I'm not never said I was ”

So you ARE into women?

I can't keep up.

attitude99

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“

Rude and c*nty ”

Just how you like them

soap-lea

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“So you ARE into women?

I can't keep up.”

What

How did you get that?

TheGraduate2012

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Ooh Rick, are you sharing the gory details to make Grad jealous or sparing his feelings and keeping schtum?

You told me about your secret trysts with Beastie Bob a few months ago ”

I can make 'em gorier

I did no such thing, that's more Lea's crowd

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Just how you like them ”

Hence why I fell for YOU!

xItzDannyx

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“What

How did you get that?”

Because you don't like screwdriver's aka willy's

attitude99

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Hence why I fell for YOU! ”

Oh hop back in your white Transit and bugger off

xItzDannyx

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Hence why I fell for YOU! ”

Thought that was because you thought he was an easy target in his late teens?

Little did you know he was getting it on with a Barman

RickLopez

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“You left with not a word ”

I think I fell asleep

- I was too tired.

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Because you don't like screwdriver's aka willy's”

I feel another explain-to-Danny session is coming soon

soap-lea

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I can make 'em gorier

I did no such thing, that's more Lea's crowd

Hence why I fell for YOU! ”

Apparently I prefer babs over bobs

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Because you don't like screwdriver's aka willy's”

Not what I said is it. But I don't as I said last night ugly things

soap-lea

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“I think I fell asleep

I feel another explain-to-Danny session is coming soon ”

I feel it might be a waste of breath. You crack on and try, bet you call the men in white jackets by half past

TheGraduate2012

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Oh hop back in your white Transit and bugger off ”

I don't 'ave a Tranny

Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Thought that was because you thought he was 15/16? ”

I'm not even going to respond to that, I'm just going to fill out this slander lawsuit.....

Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“I think I fell asleep ”

*sigh* Another bullshitter

RickLopez

18-12-2016

Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“I feel it might be a waste of breath. You crack on and try, bet you call the men in white jackets by half past ”

I think I'll give this one a miss as well

- after the changing room incident (or whatever it was)

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