Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“It's all gone
Literally not even offended by that”
“It's all gone
Literally not even offended by that
”
Because you know it's true
The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“Oi you
”
“Oi you
”
Grad thinks everyone is easy
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“It's all gone
Literally not even offended by that”
“It's all gone
Literally not even offended by that
”
Not even trying to offend you
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“It's all gone”
“It's all gone
”
The only thing Atti's got left is a sore bum and one of your many STD's.
You seem to enjoy playing pass the parcel with them
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Not even trying to offend you”
“Not even trying to offend you
”
Makes a change
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“The only thing Atti's got left is a sore bum and one of your STD's.
You seem to enjoy playing pass the parcel with them ”
“The only thing Atti's got left is a sore bum and one of your STD's.
You seem to enjoy playing pass the parcel with them
”
He's not sat down for years
I'm loving all these slanderous accusations tonight, Daniel
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“He's not sat down for years
I'm loving all these slanderous accusations tonight, Daniel”
“He's not sat down for years
I'm loving all these slanderous accusations tonight, Daniel
”
Went into the Grotto, smiled at Santa and said "can't sit on your knee this time, I'm a bit sore."
Oh goodie, it's like Christmas come early.
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I know And I don't care ”
“I know
And I don't care ”
I like Scotland
*says in best squeaky voice*
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“I'm loving all these slanderous accusations tonight, Daniel”
“I'm loving all these slanderous accusations tonight, Daniel
”
You been noting them all down? Those lawyers will be busy...
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Went into the Grotto, smiled at Santa and said "can't sit on your knee this time, I'm a bit sore."
Oh goodie, it's like Christmas come early.”
“Went into the Grotto, smiled at Santa and said "can't sit on your knee this time, I'm a bit sore."
Oh goodie, it's like Christmas come early.”
Santa said, 'Sit on my knee, boy". and Atti replied, "'Ave you got a pile cushion going begging?"
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“You been noting them all down? Those lawyers will be busy...”
“You been noting them all down? Those lawyers will be busy...”
All the lawyers this side of Pluto have got a restraining order on him so not much they can do
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“I like Scotland
*says in best squeaky voice*”
“I like Scotland
*says in best squeaky voice*”
Move 'ere then!
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“You been noting them all down? Those lawyers will be busy...”
“You been noting them all down? Those lawyers will be busy...”
Too right, I'm being attacked!
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Makes a change
He's not sat down for years
I'm loving all these slanderous accusations tonight, Daniel”
“Makes a change
He's not sat down for years
I'm loving all these slanderous accusations tonight, Daniel
”
Aw, is Graddy butthurt?
That's so relatable
Slanderous? As if
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Aw, is Graddy butthurt?
That's so relatable
Slanderous? As if”
“Aw, is Graddy butthurt?
That's so relatable
Slanderous? As if
”
I feel like those first two sentences go well together
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Santa said, 'Sit on my knee, boy". and Atti replied, "'Ave you got a pile cushion going begging?"”
“Santa said, 'Sit on my knee, boy". and Atti replied, "'Ave you got a pile cushion going begging?"
”
I'd rather that than sit on Santa's knobbly knees
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Move 'ere then!
Too right, I'm being attacked!”
“Move 'ere then!
Too right, I'm being attacked!
”
I am, the train's still going!
I think I've reached the North Pole by accident though.
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“I am, the train's still going!
I think I've reached the North Pole by accident though.”
“I am, the train's still going!
I think I've reached the North Pole by accident though.
”
Was that the Hogwarts' Express you got on?
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Was that the Hogwarts' Express you got on?”
“Was that the Hogwarts' Express you got on?
”
I did get confused when the train arrived on Platform 9 & 3/4s.
But I got on it anyway.
It's a very bumpy ride!
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I feel like those first two sentences go well together”
“I feel like those first two sentences go well together
”
Grad is never butthurt
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“I am, the train's still going!
I think I've reached the North Pole by accident though.”
“I am, the train's still going!
I think I've reached the North Pole by accident though.
”
You will be safe there
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“But I got on it anyway.”
“But I got on it anyway.
”
Reminds me of your reaction when you saw all of Grad's cheese
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“You will be safe there”
“You will be safe there
”
And cold
I need someone to warm me up, get the blood pumping
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Reminds me of your reaction when you saw all of Grad's cheese”
“Reminds me of your reaction when you saw all of Grad's cheese
”
"I'm not fussed about herpes. Just don't come near me with knob cheese!"
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