The soap section through the night thread
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Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“Phil, grow into a decent human being?
Me neither
”
“Phil, grow into a decent human being?
Me neither
”
Well, less of a prick anyway
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Are you in need of a lollipop? Something of luxurious length that you can suck on between your blonde moments
”
“Are you in need of a lollipop? Something of luxurious length that you can suck on between your blonde moments
”
Bloody hell!
Sounds like a right treat
I realise I just linked to the Daily Mail homepage. Apologies.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ng-selfie.html
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“Seeing MyFinn start to do it with Kasim today
It was too much, I'm telling you
”
“Seeing MyFinn start to do it with Kasim today
It was too much, I'm telling you
”
Excuse me? And I missed it?
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Ooooh it truly is!
”
“Ooooh it truly is!
”
Please we all know Lea's candycane is bigger than yours!
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Bloody hell!
Sounds like a right treat”
“Bloody hell!
Sounds like a right treat
”
Remembering the industry I am in, the range of lollies I can provide would blow your mind (Along with other parts should you wish it). Truly moreish in every way possible.
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“Please we all know Lea's candycane is bigger than yours! ”
“Please we all know Lea's candycane is bigger than yours!
”
Like you would know blonde one, you have just unfurled yourself from pampers
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Remembering the industry I am in, the range of lollies I can provide would blow your mind (Along with other parts should you wish it). Truly moreish in every way possible.”
“Remembering the industry I am in, the range of lollies I can provide would blow your mind (Along with other parts should you wish it). Truly moreish in every way possible.
”
I'm sure you can provide a more than ample selection
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Can it be an early Christmas present?”
“Can it be an early Christmas present?
”
I certainly couldn't post it to you, not sure I have suitable wrapping for it
Can I just say that Danny is the cause of the direction this thread has diverted to at this unAaronish hour!!
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“Excuse me? And I missed it?”
“Excuse me? And I missed it?
”
You didn't actually see them do it, just the scramble on the bed
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Like you would know blonde one, you have just unfurled yourself from pampers”
“Like you would know blonde one, you have just unfurled yourself from pampers
”
I'm older than Atti!
And actually I decided to take after Atti and use TESCO's Finest
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“I certainly couldn't post it to you, not sure I have suitable wrapping for it”
“I certainly couldn't post it to you, not sure I have suitable wrapping for it
”
Not enough paper?
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“I'm older than Atti!
And actually I decided to take after Atti and use TESCO's Finest ”
“I'm older than Atti!
And actually I decided to take after Atti and use TESCO's Finest
”
Originally Posted by attitude99:
“Not enough paper?
”
“Not enough paper?
”
He realised that once the paper was small enough to fit around it properly it was near enough non existent.
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Can I just say that Danny is the cause of the direction this thread has diverted to at this unAaronish hour!!”
“Can I just say that Danny is the cause of the direction this thread has diverted to at this unAaronish hour!!
”
For once, I'm not to blame
Originally Posted by RickLopez:
“You didn't actually see them do it, just the scramble on the bed”
“You didn't actually see them do it, just the scramble on the bed
”
What a cruel tease. ED, bye bitch
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“He realised that once the paper was small enough to fit around it properly it was near enough non existent.”
“He realised that once the paper was small enough to fit around it properly it was near enough non existent.”
Meow!
Originally Posted by Aaron_Silver:
“Can I just say that Danny is the cause of the direction this thread has diverted to at this unAaronish hour!!”
“Can I just say that Danny is the cause of the direction this thread has diverted to at this unAaronish hour!!
”
You're just jealous that it's been five months and I'm still not giving in.
Originally Posted by xItzDannyx:
“He realised that once the paper was small enough to fit around it properly it was near enough non existent.”
“He realised that once the paper was small enough to fit around it properly it was near enough non existent.”
His young, fit stud muffin ain't complaining
Originally Posted by TheGraduate2012:
“His young, fit stud muffin ain't complaining”
“His young, fit stud muffin ain't complaining
”
Wouldn't call Rick young, he's at least 40!
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