"I'd have any boy, with a dick like a sav-"....

Evening Grads

Evening Ozster! You not out gettin' mad wit' it on Mad Friday?

I was only joking Lea.

I wish! Friends all seemed to have other plans tonight so will have to wait until after Christmas

Same actually. Although I'm going out the 27th, 29th, NYE and NYD so will be dead by the 2nd Jan

Alright for some!!

Maybe if I keep up a certain level of drunkenness I won't suffer a dreadful hangover

I'm sure you'll be fine Grads. I bet you're more than capable of handling yourself

I annoy people all the time don't worry about it

Tho I am sure you haven't

I didn't have enough room for any smilies

I have been out 😮😮😮

Was gonna go out tomorrow afternoon but Barbara has made me reconsider and
I am going to sit on the sofa and save my few pennies

Grannie Annie Get yourself aaaaht and withstand that Yorkshire t'gale

Put your feet up and have a cuppa Lea. Just as enjoyable but more economical then having a night out trust me

Was she the women you confessed to the other night?

Good evening!!

I'm making my return, and it's bound to be better than Michelle Fowler's

Have you been recast?

Hello good sir!

I hope not, the fans would complain bitterly, how can you improve on perfection?

Good evening Oz

I can't drink anyway!. Though I thought I was going to end up flying in my car earlier, twas a tiny bit dangerous on the motorway!


I shall stick to water less calories or I might crack open the pepsi cherry max


No Rick, she is a new one 😲😲😲. Have you not seen the news she is famous 😂😂😂

We can but hope

A famous girlfriend get you!

I know....

I fear Barbara might be straight as she is very good at blowing