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Old 23-12-2016, 23:39
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I can't drink anyway!. Though I thought I was going to end up flying in my car earlier, twas a tiny bit dangerous on the motorway!
Call an t'Uber
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Old 23-12-2016, 23:41
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Ha I was driving at lunchtime on the way home from work

I prefer the peasant wagon over uber anyway. Its the penny pinching yorkshire in me
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Old 23-12-2016, 23:45
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Ha I was driving at lunchtime on the way home from work

I prefer the peasant wagon over uber anyway. Its the penny pinching yorkshire in me
It was quite windy, nearly got blown off the bypass meself
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Old 23-12-2016, 23:50
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I fear Barbara might be straight as she is very good at blowing
Blowing what?
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Old 23-12-2016, 23:54
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I fear Barbara might be straight as she is very good at blowing
Well that needs sorting...
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Old 23-12-2016, 23:56
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Well that needs sorting...
I'll send her Danny's way that should do the trick
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Old 23-12-2016, 23:59
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Cleaners don't man the doors silly. I'd want double my pittance of a wage for that job.
You should! And if I 'ear you complaining about your wage again I'll have you mopping the floor with your tongue okay!

Have I done something wrong?
No? What's up?

Me and Atti was being all intellectual, innit
Intellectual my arse.

There is playing hard to get and there is being impossible! Take some easy tips off grad and atti
Bloody hell if I took advice off either of them I'd be on street corners and in bushes!

Oi oi saveloys!
Isn't a saveloy a cabbage?

"I'd have any boy, with a dick like a sav-"...:
Hm.

I was only joking Lea.
Sure...

I'm sure you'll be fine Grads. I bet you're more than capable of handling yourself
Careful else he'll be 'handling' you!

I have been out

Was gonna go out tomorrow afternoon but Barbara has made me reconsider and
I am going to sit on the sofa and save my few pennies
Is Barbara your new friend?

Good evening!!

I'm making my return, and it's bound to be better than Michelle Fowler's
Oh God look what the storm dragged in.

Have you been recast?
Here's hoping.

I hope not, the fans would complain bitterly, how can you improve on perfection?
Couldn't tell you, still waiting to find perfection with you.

A famous girlfriend get you!

I know....
So Lea IS a lesbian?

It was quite windy, nearly got blown off the bypass meself
Shame it didn't blow a bit harder then eh?
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:00
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I'll send her Danny's way that should do the trick
Oi you cheeky cow!
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:02
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Isn't a saveloy a cabbage?

So Lea IS a lesbian?
No and no
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:05
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But it's a green wrinkly cabbage?

And you said that Barbara was Lea's girlfriend?
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:09
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But it's a green wrinkly cabbage?

And you said that Barbara was Lea's girlfriend?
Savoy.

It was a joke
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:13
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Savoy.

It was a joke
I know that now

I knew that Stop messing with my head, I'm vulnerable!
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:17
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Shame it didn't blow a bit harder then eh?
You'll be sorry you said that when I inevitably meet my untimely death via a fetish sex experiment gone wrong
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:19
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Danny boy!

1. A saveloy is a sausage!

2. I'd better watch out if Grads is gonna try handling me

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Old 24-12-2016, 00:19
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You'll be sorry you said that when I inevitable meet my untimely death via a fetish sex experiment gone wrong
Grad Logic
- Accuses Atti and Danny of tarnishing his name.
- Then does it himself.
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:23
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Danny boy!

1. A saveloy is a sausage!

2. I'd better watch out if Grads is gonna try handling me

Do you 'ave a saveloy?

Grad Logic
- Accuses Atti and Danny of tarnishing his name.
- Then does it himself.
Oh yeah #F*ckIt
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:24
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Danny boy!

1. A saveloy is a sausage!

2. I'd better watch out if Grads is gonna try handling me

1. I thought it was the wrinkly dark green cabbage
2. God yeah. I'd just take out a restraining order, lot less hassle!
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:26
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Do you 'ave a saveloy?
I had 2 for my dinner tonight actually
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:27
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I had 2 for my dinner tonight actually
Fine, don't tell me. I'll just have to go and consult my hidden cameras instead
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:27
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1. I thought it was the wrinkly dark green cabbage
2. God yeah. I'd just take out a restraining order, lot less hassle!
Both fair points!
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:27
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Fine, don't tell me. I'll just have to go and consult my hidden cameras instead
Woah! Easy there Grads!!
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:28
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Woah! Easy there Grads!!
Too much?
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:31
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Beware Ozzy, he's got you in his sights now
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:32
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I'm just speachless.....
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Old 24-12-2016, 00:34
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Beware Ozzy, he's got you in his sights now
I'll be sleeping with one eye open tonight!
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